Experience Stories

There should be a support group for this, honestly. “Hi, my name is… well, let’s just say I’ve been promised the world, and delivered a brochure.” Because really, how many times can one woman hear, “You won’t walk straight for days”… and still wake up the next morning making coffee like a fully functional adult? Still waiting. Still hydrated. Still very much walking straight. Enter: The Youngster. Full of confidence. Swag...

So… apparently actions have consequences. And apparently… I’m not great with warnings. It all started innocently enough in the chatroom. By “innocently,” I mean I was being my usual charming, slightly chaotic, push-the-boundaries-just-a-little-too-much self. A comment here. A cheeky reply there. A sprinkle of attitude… a dash of “what are you going to do about it?” Next thing, warning issued. Now, a sensible person would’...

So… remember the body-shaming episode from the other night? https://www.swingingheaven.za.com/stories/fact/no-offence-but-the-most-offensive-sentence-starter-ever Apparently the universe heard about it and decided to step in with a little cosmic customer service. Because sometimes life knocks your crown off… and sometimes the universe sends a random stranger to help you pick it up again. 👑 Let me explain. Late last night...