Funny Stories

Laughing.... Some skills could easily be carried across any field of circumstance; this was one of them. The bathtub stopper was stuck. This is one of those built-in metal stoppers that pop up when pressed down. So, I placed my thumb on it with gentle but firm pressure and began to press and release in a consistent rhythm. In less than a minute, the stopper popped up... A good skill to practice more often than not. We all...

I've been battling a nasty flu, but it came with a strange symptom. Try not to laugh: Two or three hours into sleep... I wake up with a huge, rock-hard erection that lasts for an hour... so I'm having trouble sleeping. I thought this was a phase I had passed many years ago. Clearly, my body now thinks it's in its early 20s.

Cape Town welcomed us like an old flame—teasing, wild, and just unpredictable enough to keep our hearts racing. My best friend and I had landed for a two-week boys’ holiday with no agenda except yes. Yes to everything. First time there as adults, and the city did not disappoint. We climbed trails at sunrise with hangovers still humming behind our eyes. We flirted with strangers on beaches, danced in hole-in-the-wall jazz...