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5 Dec 2013

Quote by A_man_apart
Hey there every one
Can't keep it in no more!!!
Its me, I had to delete my old profile for some personal reasons and and and.
I'm L.J. Sorry every one for keeping quite for so long, had to much stuff to sort out.
But its all done now and I'm back and "under new management" u might say.
New outlook on things and better attitude towards life. Rather be humbled than an arogant twit
Trying to fight his way through life, go with the flow and what will happen will happen.
A.M.A

Well now, to start with, you have just shot yourself completely out of the water by "coming back" as someone else . . . . I somehow doubt that any members who might have considered a meet are running the other way now . . . but hey, maybe I'm wrong. Good Luck

4 Dec 2013

Quote by A_man_apart
Hey there all
Sounds like LJ caused some kak here and made up for it?
And as I'm new here I can't judge at all, its not my place after all.
But that andre sounds like a tool and didn't come across as decent person at all.
No wonder the "single male" gets so much shit all the time.
And baptism of fire indeed, wow the dude took a tongue lashing of note!!!
Don't kno about u lot but I think he redeemed him self.
Sure he will be back wit a better profile and better attitude towards every thing.
A.M.A

And we are watching with great anticipation . . .

3 Dec 2013

Quote by SPARTAN
Hi again, I am still looking for a place to tan naked in the Helderberg, I dont have a yard or pool area, If you have a yard or pool and want company, let me know.

Really surprised you haven't had endless offers . . . oh wait, that's because you are a man . . . Good luck with this quest buddy

3 Dec 2013

Quote by curvesahead
Seems as if he stuck to his word...

Just funny how LongJohn89 dissappeared at exactly the same time :borg:

2 Dec 2013

@LeeEC . . for some time now, and in particular the past two weeks, we have been discussing the fact that people do not read profiles on this site . .. then you go and post a novel on the forums . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

(No, please don't hit me again, I was only trying to make a Joke) . . . . hahahahah

2 Dec 2013

Quote by LeeEC
I may very well be shot down for this thought, but I am going to venture that this is PRECISELY where you may see the difference between people who play with their same race as a sexual preference versus people who make the "same race" comment for racist reasons.
I hope people are sharp enough to follow what I mean without me expanding.

Or the comment is made because they are hiding something from their partner . . . .

29 Nov 2013

Quote by playcouple
longjohn seems to be deregisterred........ so now more spaghetti throwing, in or out of cans, personally i prefer with butter, fresh gharlic and some melted cheese :twisted:

Gee, LongJohn deregistered? I wonder why . . . . :violin:
But, let's talk about that Butter and Melted Cheese idea you had . . . :swingingchair:

29 Nov 2013

Quote by kawaicouple
After being a single female (unicorn) for a while on the site never really met couples I "matched" well with. Now I'm part of a couple and looking for a unicorn sigh , where are they?? Just want a quality play date. Someone attractive, she must be down to earth (sounds like I'm describing myself lol) but haven't found one. There are some but they not my "type" they seem so abrupt- maybe I'm too fussy??

Oh dear, you have opened a can of spaghetti here . . . you have admitted that the elusive unicorn is somewhat abrupt . . . . can only imagine what certain forum contributors are going to have to say about this . . . . . . lol

lol

BUT, on a more serious note . . . the so called Unicorn is in complete control, always has been and always will be . . . . . . . .

28 Nov 2013

Quote by K_and_S1
not all single guy are bad , we have had 2 very good play dates with 2 different guys on separate occasions and we will call on them again possibly , i have met and chatted to another guy and he is also on our list of guys to play with

yes, not all single guy's are, but unfortunately a lot of them are.

28 Nov 2013

Quote by playcouple
@ Playcouple
I think you have confused me with someone else?? I have not made a comment on this fora.
If you are speaking about *water-sports* I agree most people do not know the term *water-sports* but then most people are not that Kinky either,some people think that doing a Blow Job/Cunnilingus is Kinky.
So I normally leave them to think that the term water-sports here, is everything from normal swimming to scuba diving.(Evil smile from me.)

Sorry PIB multiple windows were open, and mind wandered, was meant as reply to something in another topic
mmmm, mind was wondering . . . . . :thumbup::swingingchair:

27 Nov 2013

alllrighty then . . . . . . . .

27 Nov 2013

Quote by LeeEC
The real problem is that EVERYONE keeps equating "single male" with "straight male" they are NOT THE SAME THING. and the way you are asked to tick the boxes on "sign up" doesn't indicate that choosing those options speaks to the marital or partnered status of the profiles you'll be interacting with - the question focuses on a person's SEXUAL ORIENTATION - so it makes complete sense that people tick those boxes. The problem is in fact, a missing search filter for a profile type

If the question focuses on the sexual orientation of the person (yes, I know it actually does) then that proves the other theories listed in the other forum about why singles contact couples (you know, the one where a few people suggested people were either stupid or weird or the profile was not clearly written or even all three) . . .
There are a number of profiles with the male listed as Bi-Curious, and then it states clearly that only woman should respond and males should stay away . . .
I think we make way too many excuses for these kinds of people, if you don't fully understand the meaning of some or other terminology, then bloody well look it up before you tick a box, because after you tick it, people are going to start contacting you and then you start moaning and groaning ooops, I mean complaining that certain types of people contact you that should not :small-print::sleeping::fuckinghell::jagsatwork::undecided:

27 Nov 2013

Quote by georgeous
Road trip to Sydney, who's keen?

The only problem with Australia is Australians
GP number plate, we can do what we want.
NO, you cannot, you just THINK you can . . . lol

lol

I do think GP number plates are better than MP ones lol
Uncle Georgeous, play nicely now, us people with the Many Potholes number plates are different, we know we cannot do what we want, but we do it anyway lol

lol

27 Nov 2013

Quote by wildnhot1
Why does single guys still try their luck with cpls that clearly state in their profiles that they are not interested in them and when you remind them to go read the profile again you get told you are a asshole!

Ok, so you have been given a few possible reasons why this happens, I would like to propose another reason why this MIGHT happen, I have copied a section of your write up from your profile which goes as follows
THIS IS FOR SINGLE GUYS!!!!
We don't play with single guys as a cpl.
So, the same not so bright single guy, may interpret that as you do in fact play alone.
Just a thought, use it, don't use it

26 Nov 2013

Quote by Mike_Pta
Road trip to Sydney, who's keen?

The only problem with Australia is Australians
GP number plate, we can do what we want.
NO, you cannot, you just THINK you can . . . lol

lol

26 Nov 2013

An idea from little old me. I do however "warn" everyone that this idea would put an almost end to any of us being able to rant and rave about people and their profiles . . . . wink

wink

In general we all have the experience of reading through a profile and finding at the end that their choices of playmates contradicts what the rest of the profile says ie: looking for Straight Male and or Bi-Male only to have in the wright up NO SINGLE MALES. These profiles should be saying Couple with X or Y if they are not looking for a SINGLE MALE . . . . but they rather do it the other way round and then bitch and moan and complain about the people who contact them saying they don't read the profile correctly, well maybe it's more of a "don't compile the profile correctly". So my suggestion is : let's all report the contradicting profiles (as above) to admin and then admin simply cleans them up . . . . can you hear the chirps of disgust and annoyance flying out of the admin room at this point . . hahahaha Ok, so I am just being humorous in my own (window licking) special way. However, let's rather just send the people a message asking what they actually want (who knows, you may actually be doing them a favour) instead of jumping on the forum and behaving like someone who has been done an injustice.

26 Nov 2013

Quote by Mike_Pta
Road trip to Sydney, who's keen?

The only problem with Australia is Australians

26 Nov 2013

Quote by MIKE_
Distances are calculated on postal codes (and while these distances are far from accurate).
Should someone in Australia happen to live in a place where their postal code matches a local code, the distance calculator would then presume that code to be a local code and make the calculation accordingly.

It's a good thing, because if Australia was between 85 and 425 km from here, I would have to move rotflmao

rotflmao

26 Nov 2013

Quote by longjohn89
I think this time I have a valid reason to rant and rave!!
Y is it so difficult to reply to a msg? Yes I kno ppl have jobs and what not, but honestly!!
It takes 5 min to reply to a msg. Granted u are not obligated to reply but it would be slightly decent to reply don't u think?
I'm not asking for a lot here, just some common decency. Every msg sent to me has been replied to not so? So y can't others do the same? Y is it so tough to be decent and have some manners?

This is the internet, or as I like to call it "A public website" . . .
I liken peoples behavior on any kind of site to the way people behave in real life. Take a trip to the mall as an example, you are almost guaranteed that someone will walk in front of you, someone will bump into you, someone will interrupt you while you are speaking to a store assistant, a store assistant will ignore you when you ask for information . . . people in general think they are more important and significant than the next guy.
So what on earth am I on about here you ask?
Simply that people are rude (in our own different unique ways) we all have differnt ideas about what is acceptable and what is not, and that is just the way our society has molded us. The best thing we can do is learn to not let it upset us because there is almost nothing you can do about it . ..

26 Nov 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR (joking)
Yep I will be sending all my male friends a note saying..You guys are NOT NEEDED anymore I have everything I need.
LMAO...nope I need them ....... let me keep them please!!!

There you go guy's (males) we now have definitive proof from the female of the species . . . . . They need us :thumbup: drinkies

drinkies

:hunk: . . ( not my words, I'm quoting . . . .) lol

lol

26 Nov 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR sure there are women who chooses a vibrator over the *real thing* their men does not satisfy them most likely.
Or they do not have a male in their are lotsa things why a lady prefer a vibrator....but alas we loose our natural response to a great *natural*orgasm gallantly given by some worthy gent,if we women play with these little evil devices on our own.
@ Lee , Yep men can over do things as well, but lucky for us ladies they do not always have little evil devices on hand, their hand is the culprit.
I will check out the website of Dr OZ.

@PIB1, yes I know what you are saying, but what I was actually just trying to do was create a little humour, as in the woman would prefer the mechanical aid because it has manners and is considerate and almost always gets the Job done . . wink

wink

25 Nov 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Should vibrators then not come out with a *Warning Label* when purchased similar to cigarettes or other addictive drugs,warning buyers of the potential side effects.
Something like
*Vibrators* may be hazardous to your love life. Battery/electricity powered vibrations may make it difficult to achieve an orgasm in another way!

I would hazard a guess to say that this would actually be a perfect replacement for some woman . . . lol

lol

25 Nov 2013

Stats Joined: Nov 2013 Last Seen: 12 Hours Ago Site Location:Offline Status: Single Distance: 425 km Location: Australia So I was "searching" for an upcoming road trip and came across an interesting profile that I decided to look into, after all 400km's was not really that far away . . . . . . well now, it seems that so many people from SA have emigrated to Australia that it is now just around the corner . . . . wink

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25 Nov 2013

Quote by SDMR
'Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Ummm? just in case you never knew, but that is not a Quinton Tarintino quote, it's a passage from the Bible :small-print:
So after I posted the above message, I received a Private Message from Andre3000 who corrected me in my erroneous ways, he was kind enough to say that he did not correct me in the thread because it would have lowered my value.
Now after much consideration, I have decided to copy the Private Message and post it here myself, in order for everyone to see how I was corrected in the hope that they too can learn from the kind and thoughtful help and education that Mr. Andre3000 took from his precious time to impart on me.
QUOTE
Yeah I know it the quote comes from the was made famous by Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta in the Quentin Tarantino movie called Pulp Fiction.
If I would have corrected you in the thread it would have lowered you value.I sometimes can say things that is life altering and these chicks hang on my lips.
So be cool man.
UNQUOTE

25 Nov 2013

Quote by kawaicouple
Ok so now this is the last straw- I'm tired of us getting messages and winks from people that "don't cross race barrier line" so I changed our profile so now they can't say they missed it. Also the "no fat or overweight people" line I clearly mention large in profile wtf??? Then don't muthaf***ing message us!

I hope it works out for you guy's . .. but I am not too hopeful that stupid people will even pick up on it . .

21 Nov 2013

Quote by Andre3000
'Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Ummm? just in case you never knew, but that is not a Quinton Tarintino quote, it's a passage from the Bible :small-print:

21 Nov 2013

Does anyone have any idea as to what on earth is actually going on in this thread? :small-print: Wow, So I will throw my 12 cents in (yes, twelve cents) . . . . . If you are the type of person who is very easily offended, then maybe you should re-consider being on a public website, because sunshine people are rude, and even if they are not rude as such, people are over sensitive and more often than not interpret others as being rude. So it is actually just a viscous circle. If you NEED to be treated a certain way without exceptions when it comes to Sex, then get married and try brainwash your spouse into doing things exactly the way you want them done (good luck with that) Just like you have your wants and desires, so do other people and guess what? they ARE going to clash from time to time, so when they do, find a way around them and stop bloody moaning. When the hell are people in South Africa going to stop being so bloody sensitive. (note: I did not say South Africans) G T F U

20 Nov 2013

Quote by playcouple
We have been around various sites for about ten years, both the free and the paid sites. We have found the best sites to be free ones, this one specifically and another that is no longer going, the worst were also free sites. People dont change if they pay to join a site, if anything the rude and obnoxious ones get even more so as they now have a feeling of entitlement. So turning it into a paid site will not change anything, it will probably not even reduce the number of members, nor will it change the ratios (this is from experience of two well known paid sites.

I guess it's true what they say, Money can't buy you manners . . . . rotflmao

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:grin::grin: rotflmao

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20 Nov 2013

Quote by Mike_Pta
Seems its time we start a new thread to get to convo ball rolling again. So I figured we could start with an easy one.
So besides a swinging interest I'm curious as to what other hobbies you guys have to carve out your free time with.
I'll start with mine which is Scuba diving. Personally I love some time down under and exploring our oceans. One of my favourite dives was in Chuuk lagoon diving the San Francisco Maru wreck at 55m. Best part was standing behind the gun on stern and imaging the crew operating this massive gun in war and the sounds of orders being yelled across the deck in the heat of battle.

Ja ja ja ja ja, like you were "imagining the crew operating the massive gun in war" while standing behind the gun . . . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

20 Nov 2013

Woman do not need sites like this or any other to get "good" regular sex . . . . . once the male of the species can come to terms and deal with this fact, they will probably find themselves getting "lucky' way more often, but instead our little insecure ego's make us brand ladies as sluts etc . . . . Guy's, if there were not woman who wanted occasional random sex partners you would have to get married or buy very big tubs of Vaseline, so grow up already they are doing exactly what you are wanting them to do . . . .