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Quote by Respect
Dude... I don't know if using the word "desperately" is going to do much for your cause....
I think the word desperately will do a lot
I see the Russell Brand comment is better and the one you use to use some think aboult loseing your teath I hear that went down well !!!!
I think this is about to become entertaining . . . . . Respect, I think you have bitten off WAY more than you can chew here . . .
Oh... I just can't be arsed... I simply don't have the energy...
Will someone please rub my feet? And I could do with a full body massage that ends really happily... as long as I can just lie there and do nothing but be very pleased.
Any volunteers? Sorry I'm not offering anything in return, though , see... you got to be ok with... its not that I don't want to, but right now there's no guarantee I'd be able to walk by the time you're done....so....
Quote by LeeEC
Oh... I just can't be arsed... I simply don't have the energy...
Will someone please rub my feet? And I could do with a full body massage that ends really happily... as long as I can just lie there and do nothing but be very pleased.
Any volunteers? Sorry I'm not offering anything in return, though , see... you got to be ok with... its not that I don't want to, but right now there's no guarantee I'd be able to walk by the time you're done....so....
I know one thing I won't be losing my teeth !
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Did you hear something? I thought I heard someone whining.... *sigh*
No volunteers. .. so sad. .. My hubby wants me to find a visitor for the wknd, but I can't find anyone with a decent arse and the brain cells to rob together. ... what do I do?
#QueenoftheThreads
Sorry, I was checking my travel plans
:lol: 
Orgasminator
Quote by LeeEC
Did you hear something? I thought I heard someone whining.... *sigh*
No volunteers. .. so sad. .. My hubby wants me to find a visitor for the wknd, but I can't find anyone with a decent arse and the brain cells to rob together. ... what do I do?
#QueenoftheThreads
Go on holiday to Pretoria, I can provide room service ;)