I'm desperately looking for a BBW to please in all ways.
Dude... I don't know if using the word "desperately" is going to do much for your cause....
Oh... I just can't be arsed... I simply don't have the energy...
Will someone please rub my feet? And I could do with a full body massage that ends really happily... as long as I can just lie there and do nothing but be very pleased.
Any volunteers? Sorry I'm not offering anything in return, though , see... you got to be ok with... its not that I don't want to, but right now there's no guarantee I'd be able to walk by the time you're done....so....