Quote by Pussinboots1
Good Gosh NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laxatives MIGHT just make things worse.... use a enema and wash your bowels ,sheesh SDMR
you see, most of us are clueless . . . .
funny, but clueless . . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Yup guys...it was in a KINKY situation.....so it was excusable.....
Ok, so for all the other BDSM novices out there, make sure you take laxatives before a session to ensure your bowels are empty . . . it may sound like I'm being funny here, but I'm only half being cute.
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Yup true...except if it is a REAL stinker and a QUIET one at that...the LOUD ones are not always so smelly!!!
Remains funny though..
Sorry I do have a warped sense of humor...
I once had someone POO on me by accident...NOW that was NOT funny!!!! but I kept my cool and we went for a shower....
I also once sat on someone whilst she slept,and peed on her due to me being cross with her....I know, I am a Bitch....
It took me at least three minutes to laugh that one out my system . . . peeing on someone because you are cross . . . a new level of "take that' . . .
did that person poo on you because you pushed their limits too far?
:banghead::banghead: Now I will not be able to invite you sheesh..... Sex God
Quote by daddy3866
we all had a bit of a laugh , everybody does it so it doesn't make me any thing special
As long as you all could laugh and move on. BUT, like you say, we all do it, so me, before a meet, I guzzle down some Eno's to ensure the "gassy situation" cannot rear it's head unexpectedly
Sex God
So, the upmarket debate . . . .
If one looks at the greater meaning of the word ""The dictionary says.... high-quality, notable, renowned, prestige, eminent, reputable professional people"" well then everybody is exactly all those things in their own ways. The problem is, people all have their own interpretation of what makes others upmarket . . . . (mmmm, me thinks this sounds a bit like the race issue confusion)
What one person would regard as an "upmarket" quality, another might regard as being 'the norm" . . . . as I said in the previous version of this topic, I have two degree's, but that does not make me any more fu@k@ble than someone who does not, yes, the chances are that conversation may be more ideal, but then there are people who do not have a degree that are capable of holding a way more intelligent and competent conversation. It also does not change 'class" . . . maybe financially it may change the class according to the way upper, middle & lower class are classified, but if I am a fat pig of a slob, I am a fat pig of a slob regardless of my education, worldly possessions and or financial status.
If people are looking for suitable playmates on this type of site, they should be specific about certain things, like male / female straight / gay / bi and maybe even distance away from themselves. If people were not so hung up on petty issues (race, class etc) and just cleared up the basic requirements, I am almost certain they would have enjoyed way more contact with people. Remembering that it is simple to say "thank you but no thank you" when the person contacting you is not what you dee ideal in a playmate, perhaps doing it this way would open their own minds and views and they would also gain experience on how to communicate with strangers via this media.
I often wonder how many opportunities have been missed because one did not take the time to chat for a little while.
Sex God
oh dear, did the twins take something? just ask @LeeEC to send you a copy of the video . ..
but seriously, NO, I have fortunately never had that issue.
My guess with people wanting to be at a hotel is that they feel more of a sense of security, as in if they had to call for help someone would hear them. Also, if the encounter was not pleasant they don't want the visitor to know where they live. i am sure there are a number of different reasons.
Going to someones own house always makes me wonder where the cameras are hidden . . . .
but seriously, NO, I have fortunately never had that issue.
My guess with people wanting to be at a hotel is that they feel more of a sense of security, as in if they had to call for help someone would hear them. Also, if the encounter was not pleasant they don't want the visitor to know where they live. i am sure there are a number of different reasons.
Going to someones own house always makes me wonder where the cameras are hidden . . . . Sex God
Morning all . . . .
This is the second time (that I am aware of) that this topic has come up in recent weeks, SO . . . . . . let's work it to death, let's give it full and exhaustive treatment (that includes everyone, even those that think we are click) oh, I'm so funny . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Eish I went and re read that whole forum.........
Pity, people do NOT have a sense of humor these days...or only want to see the negative side of things.
@PIB, that is a condition called "South Africanatitus" at one point it was believed that moving to Australia was a suitable cure, but I here that the condition re-appears after a few years.
Latest research shows that it can only "treated" by allowing oneself to accept the advances in modern day methods, just a pity the human being is stuck so far in the past and older methods of treatment . . . . . . saddest thing is that around 40% of infected people today, were not even born when this condition was so called "eradicated" the first time, so it is clearly a hereditary disease . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
I heard that a person with out teeth gives the best BJ ever...do not know if that is true or I must take out my own falsies and give BJ`s/Cunninlingus and see what the comments are.
@ Prezzie I promise not to bite......and smile at you with a gummy mouth,in stead of my pearly whites.
@ E_N do you still kiss you play friend???
@ gorgeous....a midget?? . Must admit I saw a very short person(midget) once he WAS HUGE,But then on the other hand he was so sort that his normal genitals was seemingly huge !!!!
Now is there any short midgets on site??? Gorgeous would like to meet you!!
@ KC_ would love to meet your Dad, I think I might ask him to make me a few TOYS!!!!
@ SDMR Me, I think it also is great if anyone is confident in themselves to play here with all the hangups people seem to have.
That's all very nice and all . . . . @Stamina, @Georgeous & @Gerrie did you read what @PIB said???? She is taking her falsies out and giving blowjobs . . . . . . . @Stamina I know you are closest to the Airport, but be a team player and wait for the rest of us to arrive . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Actually they do NOT get extra attention, they get warned or removed from the site.
NO ONE will even know who they were or are...just you and the moderator handling the case.
They will just quietly disappear.
Sounds like the plot of a good thriller movie . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
I can fully understand where sofistikitty and Prezzie comes from..
We, and here I most certainly INCLUDE myself, if we are taller and larger of body... tend to feel like whales/elephants next to skinny and small men or pretty boys.
But as time went on and I grew older I now know that the not so tall, skinnier,men has a lot of hang-ups just like I have...and we both must look past all that to really LOOK at a person and see HIM or HER and what surprises awaited!!!!I was rewarded over and over many a time.
HA....and you guys know what.......
NONE of you took to comment on the questions of someone who has some sort of artificial limb ears or teeth....
Or does that not matter?? REALLY???
You not going to get freaked out...When
Getting onto a bed and that person starts unscrewing a artificial foot or arm cause just maybe you might get hurt!
Or removing a shirt and a pair of false boobies goes off at the same time as the bra?
Or the persons false teeth clicks when you kiss?
Or the persons hearing aid goes haywire and buzzed and needs resetting?
Sooooo what about this topic?? to sensitive for you guys???
@PIB, challenge accepted . . .
Firstly, glasses, hearing aids & false teeth are day to day items as I see it.
Secondly, if I had a chance with a prospective encounter with somebody who had an artificial limb, I would probably put my best foot forward to try and ensure I actually got the opportunity to share an experience with that person. To me, any person who has a prostheses and is still "playing" in this arena, is going to easily be an absolutely wow experience.
What you said about taller / shorter and skinnier / fatter people having hang ups is very true. So if a person with an artificial limb is playing . . . . .
Sex God
Quote by georgeous
No it was not work related, I was messaged and told off in not a nice way and to go and f*ck myself and keep my opinions to myself because I am a gay perv with nothing better to do than insult people. I should rather take a dog and screw it because that is the closest I will get to having any fun.
Where I did that I have no idea where and when. Oh well, I am back. Hehe
Hang on a bit, you never told me you were ""a gay perv with nothing better to do than insult people"" geee, if I had known I would have made friends with you long ago
Hi, my name is Shawn, would you like to perv ag, I mean chat?
The dog chirp is bit below the belt though, mmmmm, my brain is thinking about this one . . .
hey dude, you don't get to go anywhere, I know where to find you and i'll come get you
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
So yes just as men will not admit to having a BI side, most people will not admit to playing with other ethnic groups.
All is the fault of how we all grew up......the newer generation is busy demolishing that,Luckily.
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@PIB, I agree with almost everything you have said, everything except for the "newer generation is busy demolishing that" . . . our newer generation is holding onto a past that they have benefited from, they are not (because the older generation will not allow them) moving on.
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Same from my side of the computer may everyone who has a day of rest....ENJOY it.
I saw many people buying *steaks,boerewors* So there is a lot of households that is going to *braai* today....
To those who has to work...Well hope at least you get double pay, or make lots of money if it is your very own business like Adonis...
Me,I start work tonight and NO double pay for me....sheesh ... how sad is that?
Any way enjoy your holiday...Me, I hope they remove a few public holidays...there is far to many of them.....
Removing the holidays is ok with me too, they must just remove the correct ones.
Sex God
Quote by joyrider
Well when we go to meet people we are always on time clean and neat.
But during the meet with the people the question always cames up what work do you do. And every time I laugh and lie about my work. I tell the people I work as a communication specialist. Then they think I work for Vodacom or some think like that.
But if I want the meet to end every quick then I tell them I am a Debt Collector/brake peoples legs for a living. O boy then you dont hear from those people again. And I can find that so funny sometimes.
Joyrider
A little white lie now and then helps.
Can i have permission to use that line please? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Prezzie2120
I have a hand fetish .. unfortunately it's nothing anyone can help. Besides the obvious cleanliness, neat fingernails etc If I don't think you have nice hands the meeting is pretty much over.. you will never touch me with them.
I tend to lean towards men who are in charge, my height or taller when I'm in heels and I shy away from petite men.
Oh well, 4 out of 5 aint bad
Sex God
Quote by Sofistikitty
I get put off by short or shorter than me guys also skinny framed men. I tend to be more attracted to bald or really short hair dark skinned men and i always look for tattoos love them.
I look at fingernails and teeth. Nice thighs n bum and i prefer fresh smelling (soap, cologne) its a hell of a turn on. Oh and fuller or kissable suckable lips I noticed that i am more drawn to sturdy built men or men that look like they can handle me dunno how else to explain it.
Also a talkative person or atleast attentive as i am very bubbly and friendly. But sometimes its a "vibe" between me and the person that attracts me.
Oh well, four out of seven aint bad . . .
Sex God
@KC perhaps you should ask them in PM to find out.
personally, I would suggest just moving along and not let it concern you that they have different views than you.
EVERY person has different ways of doing things, or has different views on various things. People who only wash their clothes a certain way, people who want their dishes washed a certain way, people who drink their coffee a certain way, people who only have sex with the opposite sex, people who only have sex with people between a certain age, and we all seem to be pretty much ok with all this . . . . but when it comes to race (black, white, Indian, mixed, Chinese etc) and people want certain things we are all up in arms about it.
Like @Joyrider said, it is the natural order of things, has been for centuries all over the world, not just in SA
ENOUGH already South Africa . . .
Sex God
Quote by georgeous
... when rude individuals ruin everyone else's fun by being offensive and dismissive of other people's contributions.
I don't know about the rest of you but I think we should all just ignore those rude people and carry on having fun. After all we are the actual members using this facility aren't we?
Agreed
What get's me, is just how sensitive a person can be, but anyway moving along now . . . . @Georgeous, any idea who this @LeeEC member is? (above) do you think we should hijack her post and run with it?
Sex God
Quote by ash
clique - a small exclusive group of friends or associates
gang- a group of criminals who band together for mutual protection and profit
i think it is going to be difficult to grow the forum when it is very quickly becoming the territory of a select few.
@Ash, this will be around your 4th invitation to join the so called exclusive group of friends or associates. read some of the posts, one of them is even about how we can increase the numbers on the forums . . . . .
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Quote by KC_
I know that I am not the most active member in the forums, but I am a great lurker!
I pop in whenever I can during the day, just to see if there are any new comments, or if the Moo Poo Gang have hijacked another thread
I have always enjoyed the light-hearted joking that goes on in here, and the fact that, if I have had an interesting sexual interlude, I can post it up here, and most of you won't think it is extremely strange...
We often have discussions that are serious, and these are mostly handled with respect.
It saddens me when contributors are disrespectful and petty when other members have different opinions to them.
This creates tension which results in regular forumites not commenting anymore.
Please can the fun and games continue! It really brightens up my day!
;)
C
So how about one of your latest interesting interludes? I am sure the MooPoo gang would love the opportunity to highjack the posting?
