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13 hours ago
Straight White/Caucasian Male, 54
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Damn, and here I sit, NEVER had a orgasm in my life.........and some have MORE than ONE.....

PIB, really? I mean REALLY? do you really think that anyone who has ever read any of the posts on here would believe you have never had an orgasm? REALLY . . . .nice try though, and thanks for the giggle . . . and anyway, if you have never had one, how would know ???? lol
Quote by Funguygirl
Ok maybe I should reword it. What will be the fantasy. For example I would like to have my wife and ex in 3 some but that just my fantasy.

hey dude, each to his own fantasy, if it works for you, go for it. (let us know how it turns out please) I can only imagine that having a threesome with two woman who you know how to "handle sexually" at the same time would be one for the record books . ..
As far as threesome fantasy goes, I am one who has pretty much "been there done that" yes, there are a few "actions" I would still like to preform during a threesome, but patience will pay off . . .
Quote by Pussinboots1
2013-05-06
I HAVE LOST A COMMENT!!!!!!!Can not find it anymore!!!!!!!
IT WAS ON TATOO`S AND VIDEO`S IT WAS A comment made by jack99 now it is GONE>>>BOOOOOOO...WHOOOOO.....

PIB, check the Voyeurism thread, we were talking about tattoo's and vidoe's there. wink
Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO.....rocky...HUH???

Despite how humorous it may seem, it is actually a brand name. lol
Quote by LeeEC
Apparently SDMR can't find his "New Topic" button so I figured - I'd help the boy out.... :haha:

My my, but you are hilarious . . . . . but, my dear, we have been discussing Tattoo's most of the morning . . . . . care to join us perhaps?
Quote by LeeEC

Oh come on dude! Come and visit us!! lol

Lee it would be my pleasure.
I may be in the cape in the next two weeks ;-)
A lot of JHB based people are suddenly finding a need to be in the Cape lately . . HA, and people say this site does not work :lol:
Well I hope you all enjoy the Cape.... Wish I could be there tooo.... Oh did you think I was? Well you're all going to the wrong place :P
@SDMR The NEW TOPIC button is on the top right hand of your screen :P
apparently @LeeEC wants me to leave this conversation and start my own one somewhere . . . . rotflmao
Quote by LeeEC

Oh come on dude! Come and visit us!! lol

Lee it would be my pleasure.
I may be in the cape in the next two weeks ;-)
A lot of JHB based people are suddenly finding a need to be in the Cape lately . . HA, and people say this site does not work :lol:
Well I hope you all enjoy the Cape.... Wish I could be there tooo.... Oh did you think I was? Well you're all going to the wrong place :P
and you know EXACTLY what was meant by the Cape lady . . . . acting all innocent like . . . . .
Quote by sednesar
So have anybody tried viagra ?
Or what was that pink pill called ?
Im invited to a very special party and would like to get my hands on Viagra. Where can i get without pre-scription ?

Why Viagra in particular? if you are just looking for something to enhance your erection (as in you don't have a problem getting one) then there are many over the counter (and cheap) products, they are all the same in different packaging with different names, but generally anything with Rocky on the packaging is fairly good.
ex's and current's should never be near each other . . . . . . . rotflmao
Quote by Pussinboots1
Sadly I have NOT seen any tattoo of anyone who BRAGS about them, here in forums....
But what I have seen...
I have seen the sexiest lady on a gents leg...
The usual tribal designs on a few gents .....
Wings
Words
A SEXY dragon.....
heck, I have seen really great tattoo`s here!!!
By the way, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuve tattoo`s
I get some inked or henna designs now and again that lasts a few days or weeks(mostly when I am on holidays....but I am far to scared of needles and pinpricks to have my own...

Tattoo's are not really painful, they are more uncomfortable than sore.
Quote by Stamina
Everyone is entitled to their fetish... But I fail to see how being wizzed on can excite someone sexually! You pee on me, thats the end of that session! Male and female genitals have two uses, but two "entirely seperate" uses. Each has a different time and place. Urine is a smelly, gross, dirty fluid discharged from the body!!!! Sies!
Sex party at my house - asparagus for snacks anyone?? lol

Sex party, YES . . .Asparagus (elephant chorbes) I think not . . . .
Quote by georgeous
All i heard "read" was that Stamina has tattoos mmmmmm.
On a serious note, I have met someone that did not look at all like his profile pics , only to find out he stole them from another guy on SH (i know this because I physically met the "real" guy) how did that happen

oh dear, the tattoo debate is approaching.........
Ok time fot the MooPoo gang to hijack this one.
Who all has tattoos and where?
I missed this @Georgeous and just asked in another thread when someone is going to bring it up.
I have four, one is here, one is there and the other two I am not going to tell you . . . . . . (yet)
Quote by Pussinboots1
Oh now you two have me wanna see jacks tattoo`s and I wanna go check out those Videos...soooooooo who is going to show me what first the tattoo first?????or direct me to the video`s????

So, we have had Stamina and now Jack talking about tattoo's, can someone PLEASE start a topic around this already . . . I have four by the way . . . . .
Quote by jack99
Hmmmmm great topic.
I have a streak that loves to watch, but more so I have a massive exhibitionist streak. One couple I play with regularly, the hubby just watches, takes pics and video. Watching the videos again with them is a massive turn on. But having people people right there, watching up close mmmmmm

Oh come on dude! Come and visit us!! lol
Lee it would be my pleasure.
I may be in the cape in the next two weeks ;-)
A lot of JHB based people are suddenly finding a need to be in the Cape lately . . HA, and people say this site does not work :lol:
Quote by Rumpledforeskin
I've slept with a Blonde
I've slept with a Brunette
But with a Redhead........ not a wink.
*This is the BS Forum isn't it?*

@Rumpledforeskin has grasped the concept of the forums in no time at all.
Welcome, we look forward to many laughs with you. (but please, there are certain people who think new people are not allowed, so stay in "incognito mode" or you may get a tongue lashing of the not so pleasant kind from them) rotflmao oh, I'm so bluddy hilarious
I like to claim that I will try anything once . . . . twice if I like it! wink Watersports although, to be completely honest, is a "yes, no, maybe, perhaps, never, anytime, ok, footsac" area for me. If faced with the situation, I honestly don't know how I would react or what I would do
Quote by Sofistikitty
All i heard "read" was that Stamina has tattoos mmmmmm.
On a serious note, I have met someone that did not look at all like his profile pics , only to find out he stole them from another guy on SH (i know this because I physically met the "real" guy) how did that happen

oh dear, the tattoo debate is approaching . . . . .
@Sofistikitty, that kind of logic has always amazed me. People surprise me that they think they can pull something like that off, you (or anyone else) agrees to meet with someone based on various things, one of which is what the person has shown themselves to look like, they turn up and look completely different, and then wonder you (or anybody else) did not stick around.
Sofistikitty's experience is a good eye opener for everyone.
Quote by daddy3866
Daddy3866 where do you think a good place would lets get this thing going and keep it going I heard a place endenvale called pleasure place ?

we been to pleasure palace , its a sex shop with video booths , per couple and you can pick any dvd of the shelf to watch in the booth , booths are big enough for 4 adults with just a basic bench at one end of the booth and a "flat screen" tv at the other , it was fun but its not really Dogging , we are looking at other places to try out
And now we all know that any DVD we buy there may well be second hand . . . rotflmao
Quote by sumtingwong
Ok Mr SDMR
How you can do a google reverse search smile
Go to
On the black bar in the google window, click on images
In the google search bar, there's a camera looking thingy right at the far right of the search bar, click it
Either paste a image url, or click on upload image (for upload, you would need to have the image saved on your PC)
And Bob (hopefully not Mugabe) is your uncle
It shows you similar images, based on pixelation etc
But you'll get the idea.

Much obliged
Quote by Voyer1105
You will find that all the upmarket people are newly rich and afraid of there back grounds
Real upmarket people will never look down onmBosburg or Benoni
Know some great guys from the eastern suburbs, some really big one's
Now that makes me wonder, is this general for the downmarket guys, not having any other toys to play with

Nah, I grew up in the East and only have an average weinie :doh:
Quote by sumtingwong
Ok, I dont really write on forums, because I tend to be more an observer.
But with observation, I do tend to spot a lot of fake pictures.
I'm not referring to profiles, those are the spammers, I'm referring to profiles who have pics up, which they claim are them.
I know it attracts views to your profile, but really?
In all honesty, for me atleast, amateur REAL pictures, are more of a turn on than fake ones taken from the internet.
And for those with fake pics, ever heard of google images reverse search, or tineye? lol It give you all the website where your pics are taken from hahaha
*crawls back into the shadows*

@sumtingwong, the only thing that is wrong is you hiding in the shadows . . . join us more often please.
And any chance you can share the method of Google reverse search with the rest of us serious ones?
Quote by georgeous
Hi guys
Done it again!

Ok, so I was unaware that we were supposed to announce on the forum every-time we "done it" . . . . . rotflmao I guess @Stamina and @georgeous are going to be making a lot more posts . . . . . :sad:
Now why wouls you guess that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well, you two seem to get more than most . . . lol
Quote by daddy3866
horwoods is not really an ideal place , we have been there and there a lot of "ho-bo`s" around , for those of you who know the place , we walked to where the little river goes under the road , can be quite safe there , we did have a bit of fun under the bridge but its quite smelly , i think the ho-bo`s use it as the toilet
yes the open space there is quite an attraction but its not ideal

@Daddy3866, I know very little about the dogging scene, but perhaps the rugby across the road at the sports club may be a possibility?
Quote by Respect
It's a waste off time no one turns up

Dogging seems to be a type of oral sex . . . people just talk about it
Quote by LeeandDee
Well i now wonder.... what class or market am i in. I have a standard highschool education. I'm a manager, mother and instructor. i have 4 kids and 2 dogs. i clean my own home and do my own gardening. I do not have time to "fake" myself up with plastic in my boobs or to iron away my wrinkles. i don't drive a car. i'm a biker. I have an average 4 bedroom home in an average neighbourhood and i support the Sharks. but i do have time for fun. have a couple of great friends and make time to help my kids with Eitstedfod, soccer, chess and guitar lessons. So what market am i?

I would propose you fall into the "we are real people" market . . . . who ride bike (where do you put the kids?) lol
Quote by LeeEC
Hi guys
Done it again!

Ok, so I was unaware that we were supposed to announce on the forum every-time we "done it" . . . . . rotflmao I guess @Stamina and @georgeous are going to be making a lot more posts . . . . . :sad:
Quote by LeeEC
SDMR = half cute & funny but clueless.....
Which half of you is cute, top or bottom?

It all depends on whose hands I am in . . . wink
So, I was encouraged to change my profile a bit (actually I was bullied) so I went to see what was possible. I decided to set a custom "wink message" . . . but, I had no way of seeing how it looked once sent . . so I thought, and thought, and thought, and then I decided to send it to myself (seeing as I am first on the list of people the site provides who might interest me) and low and behold, it sent the bleeding thing to me. So, moral of the story is, when people don't respond to your messages, just send one to yourself, that way you can always get a reply . .. . . . rotflmao:doh::doh::doh::doh: