Daddy...I nearly fell of my chair laughing....you surely must have felt so bad....but I hope they just giggled and carried right on with what you were all doing....
we all had a bit of a laugh , everybody does it so it doesn't make me any thing special
Yup true...except if it is a REAL stinker and a QUIET one at that...the LOUD ones are not always so smelly!!!
Remains funny though..
Sorry I do have a warped sense of humor...
I once had someone POO on me by accident...NOW that was NOT funny!!!! but I kept my cool and we went for a shower....
I also once sat on someone whilst she slept,and peed on her due to me being cross with her....I know, I am a Bitch....
Yup guys...it was in a KINKY situation.....so it was excusable.....
Good Gosh NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laxatives MIGHT just make things worse.... use a enema and wash your bowels ,sheesh SDMR
SDMR = half cute & funny but clueless.....
Which half of you is cute, top or bottom?