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here is one i think has happened to a few of us ,, your embarrassing moment whilst doing the thing with a couple (single) , who ever the meet was with for me , we were with another guy and girl having fun and i FARTED , wow my clutch just slipped lol
Daddy...I nearly fell of my chair laughing....you surely must have felt so bad....but I hope they just giggled and carried right on with what you were all doing....
we all had a bit of a laugh , everybody does it so it doesn't make me any thing special
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we all had a bit of a laugh , everybody does it so it doesn't make me any thing special

As long as you all could laugh and move on. BUT, like you say, we all do it, so me, before a meet, I guzzle down some Eno's to ensure the "gassy situation" cannot rear it's head unexpectedly
Yup true...except if it is a REAL stinker and a QUIET one at that...the LOUD ones are not always so smelly!!! Remains funny though.. Sorry I do have a warped sense of humor... I once had someone POO on me by accident...NOW that was NOT funny!!!! but I kept my cool and we went for a shower.... I also once sat on someone whilst she slept,and peed on her due to me being cross with her....I know, I am a Bitch....
this was not to quite , was a bit of a "ripper" lol :lol: :lol: @PIB , shit on you , holey fuck i would have lost my cool
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Yup true...except if it is a REAL stinker and a QUIET one at that...the LOUD ones are not always so smelly!!!
Remains funny though..
Sorry I do have a warped sense of humor...
I once had someone POO on me by accident...NOW that was NOT funny!!!! but I kept my cool and we went for a shower....
I also once sat on someone whilst she slept,and peed on her due to me being cross with her....I know, I am a Bitch....

It took me at least three minutes to laugh that one out my system . . . peeing on someone because you are cross . . . a new level of "take that' . . .
did that person poo on you because you pushed their limits too far?
Yup guys...it was in a KINKY situation.....so it was excusable.....
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Yup guys...it was in a KINKY situation.....so it was excusable.....

Ok, so for all the other BDSM novices out there, make sure you take laxatives before a session to ensure your bowels are empty . . . it may sound like I'm being funny here, but I'm only half being cute.
Good Gosh NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laxatives MIGHT just make things worse.... use a enema and wash your bowels ,sheesh SDMR
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Good Gosh NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laxatives MIGHT just make things worse.... use a enema and wash your bowels ,sheesh SDMR

you see, most of us are clueless . . . . lol funny, but clueless . . .rotflmao
SDMR = half cute & funny but clueless..... Which half of you is cute, top or bottom?
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SDMR = half cute & funny but clueless.....
Which half of you is cute, top or bottom?

It all depends on whose hands I am in . . . wink