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2 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Eish I went and re read that whole forum.........
Pity, people do NOT have a sense of humor these days...or only want to see the negative side of things.

@PIB, that is a condition called "South Africanatitus" at one point it was believed that moving to Australia was a suitable cure, but I here that the condition re-appears after a few years.
Latest research shows that it can only "treated" by allowing oneself to accept the advances in modern day methods, just a pity the human being is stuck so far in the past and older methods of treatment . . . . . . saddest thing is that around 40% of infected people today, were not even born when this condition was so called "eradicated" the first time, so it is clearly a hereditary disease . . . .

2 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
I heard that a person with out teeth gives the best BJ ever...do not know if that is true or I must take out my own falsies and give BJ`s/Cunninlingus and see what the comments are.
@ Prezzie I promise not to bite......and smile at you with a gummy mouth,in stead of my pearly whites.
@ E_N do you still kiss you play friend???
@ gorgeous....a midget?? . Must admit I saw a very short person(midget) once he WAS HUGE,But then on the other hand he was so sort that his normal genitals was seemingly huge !!!!
Now is there any short midgets on site??? Gorgeous would like to meet you!!
@ KC_ would love to meet your Dad, I think I might ask him to make me a few TOYS!!!!
@ SDMR Me, I think it also is great if anyone is confident in themselves to play here with all the hangups people seem to have.

That's all very nice and all . . . . @Stamina, @Georgeous & @Gerrie did you read what @PIB said???? She is taking her falsies out and giving blowjobs . . . . . . . @Stamina I know you are closest to the Airport, but be a team player and wait for the rest of us to arrive . . . lol

lol

1 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Actually they do NOT get extra attention, they get warned or removed from the site.
NO ONE will even know who they were or are...just you and the moderator handling the case.
They will just quietly disappear.

Sounds like the plot of a good thriller movie . . . lol

lol

1 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
I can fully understand where sofistikitty and Prezzie comes from..
We, and here I most certainly INCLUDE myself, if we are taller and larger of body... tend to feel like whales/elephants next to skinny and small men or pretty boys.
But as time went on and I grew older I now know that the not so tall, skinnier,men has a lot of hang-ups just like I have...and we both must look past all that to really LOOK at a person and see HIM or HER and what surprises awaited!!!!I was rewarded over and over many a time.
HA....and you guys know what.......
NONE of you took to comment on the questions of someone who has some sort of artificial limb ears or teeth....
Or does that not matter?? REALLY???
You not going to get freaked out...When
Getting onto a bed and that person starts unscrewing a artificial foot or arm cause just maybe you might get hurt!
Or removing a shirt and a pair of false boobies goes off at the same time as the bra?
Or the persons false teeth clicks when you kiss?
Or the persons hearing aid goes haywire and buzzed and needs resetting?
Sooooo what about this topic?? to sensitive for you guys???

@PIB, challenge accepted . . .
Firstly, glasses, hearing aids & false teeth are day to day items as I see it.
Secondly, if I had a chance with a prospective encounter with somebody who had an artificial limb, I would probably put my best foot forward to try and ensure I actually got the opportunity to share an experience with that person. To me, any person who has a prostheses and is still "playing" in this arena, is going to easily be an absolutely wow experience.
What you said about taller / shorter and skinnier / fatter people having hang ups is very true. So if a person with an artificial limb is playing . . . . .

1 May 2013

Welcome to the SH Site. the forum is a good place to spend some time reading to see what everyone else has experienced to date. Enjoy yourself, but as a newbie, I strongly suggest you exercise as much caution as you can.

1 May 2013

Quote by georgeous
No it was not work related, I was messaged and told off in not a nice way and to go and f*ck myself and keep my opinions to myself because I am a gay perv with nothing better to do than insult people. I should rather take a dog and screw it because that is the closest I will get to having any fun.
Where I did that I have no idea where and when. Oh well, I am back. Hehe

Hang on a bit, you never told me you were ""a gay perv with nothing better to do than insult people"" geee, if I had known I would have made friends with you long ago
Hi, my name is Shawn, would you like to perv ag, I mean chat? rotflmao

rotflmao

The dog chirp is bit below the belt though, mmmmm, my brain is thinking about this one . . .
hey dude, you don't get to go anywhere, I know where to find you and i'll come get you

1 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
???? NO takers here gentlemen?????

I also wondered, so my curiosity got the better of me and I went and read the profile . . . . forum post and profile are not a match . . . I guess most men respect that she is married? :doh:

1 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
So yes just as men will not admit to having a BI side, most people will not admit to playing with other ethnic groups.
All is the fault of how we all grew up......the newer generation is busy demolishing that,Luckily.
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@PIB, I agree with almost everything you have said, everything except for the "newer generation is busy demolishing that" . . . our newer generation is holding onto a past that they have benefited from, they are not (because the older generation will not allow them) moving on.

1 May 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Same from my side of the computer may everyone who has a day of rest....ENJOY it.
I saw many people buying *steaks,boerewors* So there is a lot of households that is going to *braai* today....
To those who has to work...Well hope at least you get double pay, or make lots of money if it is your very own business like Adonis...
Me,I start work tonight and NO double pay for me....sheesh ... how sad is that?
Any way enjoy your holiday...Me, I hope they remove a few public holidays...there is far to many of them.....

Removing the holidays is ok with me too, they must just remove the correct ones.

1 May 2013

Quote by joyrider
Hey you in the BMW this is a Hi Jack

Eish, it's an Audi and don't call me jack

1 May 2013

Quote by joyrider
Well when we go to meet people we are always on time clean and neat.
But during the meet with the people the question always cames up what work do you do. And every time I laugh and lie about my work. I tell the people I work as a communication specialist. Then they think I work for Vodacom or some think like that.
But if I want the meet to end every quick then I tell them I am a Debt Collector/brake peoples legs for a living. O boy then you dont hear from those people again. And I can find that so funny sometimes.
Joyrider
A little white lie now and then helps.

Can i have permission to use that line please? lol

lol

1 May 2013

Quote by Prezzie2120
I have a hand fetish .. unfortunately it's nothing anyone can help. Besides the obvious cleanliness, neat fingernails etc If I don't think you have nice hands the meeting is pretty much over.. you will never touch me with them.
I tend to lean towards men who are in charge, my height or taller when I'm in heels and I shy away from petite men.

Oh well, 4 out of 5 aint bad rotflmao

rotflmao

1 May 2013

Quote by Sofistikitty
I get put off by short or shorter than me guys also skinny framed men. I tend to be more attracted to bald or really short hair dark skinned men and i always look for tattoos love them.
I look at fingernails and teeth. Nice thighs n bum and i prefer fresh smelling (soap, cologne) its a hell of a turn on. Oh and fuller or kissable suckable lips I noticed that i am more drawn to sturdy built men or men that look like they can handle me dunno how else to explain it.
Also a talkative person or atleast attentive as i am very bubbly and friendly. But sometimes its a "vibe" between me and the person that attracts me.

Oh well, four out of seven aint bad . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

1 May 2013

@KC perhaps you should ask them in PM to find out. personally, I would suggest just moving along and not let it concern you that they have different views than you. EVERY person has different ways of doing things, or has different views on various things. People who only wash their clothes a certain way, people who want their dishes washed a certain way, people who drink their coffee a certain way, people who only have sex with the opposite sex, people who only have sex with people between a certain age, and we all seem to be pretty much ok with all this . . . . but when it comes to race (black, white, Indian, mixed, Chinese etc) and people want certain things we are all up in arms about it. Like @Joyrider said, it is the natural order of things, has been for centuries all over the world, not just in SA ENOUGH already South Africa . . .

1 May 2013

Quote by georgeous
... when rude individuals ruin everyone else's fun by being offensive and dismissive of other people's contributions.
I don't know about the rest of you but I think we should all just ignore those rude people and carry on having fun. After all we are the actual members using this facility aren't we?

Agreed
What get's me, is just how sensitive a person can be, but anyway moving along now . . . . @Georgeous, any idea who this @LeeEC member is? (above) do you think we should hijack her post and run with it?

30 Apr 2013

Quote by ash
clique - a small exclusive group of friends or associates
gang- a group of criminals who band together for mutual protection and profit
i think it is going to be difficult to grow the forum when it is very quickly becoming the territory of a select few.

@Ash, this will be around your 4th invitation to join the so called exclusive group of friends or associates. read some of the posts, one of them is even about how we can increase the numbers on the forums . . . . .

30 Apr 2013

morning all, yes it has been a rather quiet day or two has it not . . . . . What post should we hijack?

30 Apr 2013

I agree 100% on hands and fingernails. Teeth must be clean and hair must be clean. I am also not fond of strong perfumes.

29 Apr 2013

Quote by KC_
I know that I am not the most active member in the forums, but I am a great lurker!
I pop in whenever I can during the day, just to see if there are any new comments, or if the Moo Poo Gang have hijacked another thread
I have always enjoyed the light-hearted joking that goes on in here, and the fact that, if I have had an interesting sexual interlude, I can post it up here, and most of you won't think it is extremely strange...
We often have discussions that are serious, and these are mostly handled with respect.
It saddens me when contributors are disrespectful and petty when other members have different opinions to them.
This creates tension which results in regular forumites not commenting anymore.
Please can the fun and games continue! It really brightens up my day!
;)
C

So how about one of your latest interesting interludes? I am sure the MooPoo gang would love the opportunity to highjack the posting?

29 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
Copy / Paste?? That is 100% my own! Much research and dissapointed looks on womens faces went into my currently used tecnique!

Good old trial and error . . . :thumbup:

29 Apr 2013

Quote by Sofistikitty
Crap Stamina when can i come over? Lol i feel like i just read a page outta fifty shades.
PIB u make me wanna try the bi thing. I have always been uncomfy with a woman wanting to go down on me but hell...
Meow... Wet Kitty

oh dear @Stamina, that copy paste technique never worked. . . . . rotflmao

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29 Apr 2013

Quote by ruffnmuff
3 Replies in just 12 hours.
So Durban does have a taste for Dogging!
Anyone else interested?

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I think you will find that there are a lot of people interested but there are very few who will actually get involved. and anyway, 95% would only be keen on watching you

29 Apr 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO @ SDMR...man oh man...you are soooooo easy!!!!! I was just adding a few details...LOL
BUT now to get you thinking .....HAVE you ever had a lady pop her mouth full of eno`s over your penis head??? hold it there while it is fizzing and popping ??? I have done that many a time and MEN loves that...I dislike the eno taste, sure...but it is worth it when I see the shock and then delight on the males/females faces...I always sorta sneak that kinda stuff in, so it is unexpected.
On the shoe lace thing cannot find a pic clear enough for you to see the PINK lace properly....will try and take a better pic next time and then post it.

Pop Rocks (candy) I am well familiar with . . . .Eno's is new.
Send the pic of the shoelace anyway, I will pretend i am looking to what colour it is . . lol

lol

29 Apr 2013

Quote by georgeous
With all that said I would still want to meet up with the MooPoo gang and anyone else.

and meet we will,
Now I sincerely hope your comment about reading and no longer contributing to forum posts was directed at posts about race issues.
You have never offended anyone, and anyone who says they were offended bu anything you may have said needs to go an re-read what you wrote, because they were wrong.
Now, having said that, get back to posting comments or I will send Lee and PIB to sort you out.
Did you guys (@Stamina @Georgeous & @Gerrie) see that @LeeEC bought neon pink shoelaces? I have requested photographic evidence from @MattEC . . . I am concerned that @LeeEC might have been telling stories, and it may actually be red and not pink . . . .
I was reffering to all forums unfortunately.
@Georgeous, I hear your offer and hereby REJECT it.
Now get in the 6.3, go around the local lake, drink a cup of coffee and get back to normality, this is South Africa dude, if we offend anyone with things we say on the forum, then they probably will be better off for it in the years to come. There are a few people who actually don't have racial issues and you are one of them, don't let these people change your views.

29 Apr 2013

Also Pop into her vagina, a few ice cube with my mouth. I also sometimes use a tingling item to give more sensation( I suck on a peppermint) or you can use a peppermint mouthwash Or I will let a tongue full of *eno`s* slowly fizz on her clit while my tongue is pressed down flat on it, soon she is begging for either a good fisting or some serious dildo play. But I always nearly end up fisting and muffing at the same time. @PIB do you even realise what you have done for the majority of the males and the images in their heads ???? I thank you on behalf of all males lol

lol

29 Apr 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Those pics are actually X-RATED and they are NOT my genitals showing...it is the gents....LMAO BUT I can sent privately if you want....

I want I want I want . . . .

29 Apr 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Nah,I think Lee is telling the truth, you do get neon pink shoe laces, I have a pair for many months now (bought mine at the Chinese shops)BUT I use mine not in shoes.....BUT to bind up the family jewels...alla me style........

Alla-me-style you say . . . . send us a pic then . . lol

lol

this I gotta see

29 Apr 2013

Quote by daddy3866
Your profile does not say that single males are welcome, but your ad does? Many do not go as far as reading the ad if the profile does not have the boxes checked.
No pics.. The serious ones are probably closing your profile as fast as they open it. People want to sneak peek, no-one really likes a "blind date"... Miss Word on the other end of a keyboard, Rosanne Barr in real life...
As for people arranging meets and not pitching, that is just rude on their part I think. I am sure that after a chat or two - you guys supply them with pics, etc. So no reason to drop you. Many people on here are genuinely serious. From my experience: Forum posters and people that are in the chatroom everyday are mostly here for a genuine meet.
I think you are arranging meets with the wrong people. Skip the "curious ones", meet the "serious ones"...
Having said that - I feel your frustration! Bouncing mails that leed nowhere get irritating!
I suggest talking in private to verified members and ask them for suggestions.. ie: people that they know for a fact are active and will meet.

i agree with the Pic thing , we don't even look at profiles without a few pics , if you want to be taken seriously here you need to show a "sneak peek" as you say .
we have had 3 meets on here and each time the people did show and all 3 were fantastic meets
I had one meet that stands out in my memory the most, it was with a lady who from the start said "I want to see a face pic & I'll send you mine, so we can see if there is even a slight mutual attraction and we don't waste each others time" I thought ok, this meet is not going to happen. I sent the picture (as did she) she then responded requesting address and said "I am busy for an hour, will contact you later" I thought well that was to be expected. anyway, a little over an hour later my phone goes beep beep and it's her saying "ok, I followed your directions but cant' find the building" the lady was outside as promised . . . . . So what I'm trying to say here is that this is a different lifestyle and one has to take "safe chances" don't put your face (not a clear pic anyway) on your profile or your album, but have something there that people can see is not taken from an advert or the internet somewhere (remember, if a meet happens and you have a pic that shows you weigh 65kg and you are actually 85kg's . . .well enough said) the real people like yourself will want to meet and you will have wonderful experiences.
I know a lot of this all sounds like basic information, but I assure you we all tend to forget it sometimes, so having the forums is like having a refresher course sometimes . ..

29 Apr 2013

Quote by georgeous
With all that said I would still want to meet up with the MooPoo gang and anyone else.

and meet we will,
Now I sincerely hope your comment about reading and no longer contributing to forum posts was directed at posts about race issues.
You have never offended anyone, and anyone who says they were offended bu anything you may have said needs to go an re-read what you wrote, because they were wrong.
Now, having said that, get back to posting comments or I will send Lee and PIB to sort you out.
Did you guys (@Stamina @Georgeous & @Gerrie) see that @LeeEC bought neon pink shoelaces? I have requested photographic evidence from @MattEC . . . I am concerned that @LeeEC might have been telling stories, and it may actually be red and not pink . . . .

29 Apr 2013

Quote by mymail069
A very important one for me ... the women must move well, in a natural and confident manner.

What an interesting and cool contribution! Yes, please explain what you mean in detail!
If a women moves well and ... well ... like a women in a easy sensual way then my mind is already blown.
When sitting somewhere, and just watching people pass by, there will always be a lady or two that just move in such an effortless manner. Somehow these ladies just stand out in a crowd for me and really really get my interest smile

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I can relate to what you have said here, there is just something about them . ..