Quote by Stamina
Copy / Paste?? That is 100% my own! Much research and dissapointed looks on womens faces went into my currently used tecnique!
Good old trial and error . . . :thumbup:
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Quote by Sofistikitty
Crap Stamina when can i come over? Lol i feel like i just read a page outta fifty shades.
PIB u make me wanna try the bi thing. I have always been uncomfy with a woman wanting to go down on me but hell...
Meow... Wet Kitty
oh dear @Stamina, that copy paste technique never worked. . . . .
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So Durban does have a taste for Dogging!
Anyone else interested?
I think you will find that there are a lot of people interested but there are very few who will actually get involved. and anyway, 95% would only be keen on watching you
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Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO @ SDMR...man oh man...you are soooooo easy!!!!! I was just adding a few details...LOL
BUT now to get you thinking .....HAVE you ever had a lady pop her mouth full of eno`s over your penis head??? hold it there while it is fizzing and popping ??? I have done that many a time and MEN loves that...I dislike the eno taste, sure...but it is worth it when I see the shock and then delight on the males/females faces...I always sorta sneak that kinda stuff in, so it is unexpected.
On the shoe lace thing cannot find a pic clear enough for you to see the PINK lace properly....will try and take a better pic next time and then post it.
Pop Rocks (candy) I am well familiar with . . . .Eno's is new.
Send the pic of the shoelace anyway, I will pretend i am looking to what colour it is . .
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Quote by georgeous
With all that said I would still want to meet up with the MooPoo gang and anyone else.
and meet we will,
Now I sincerely hope your comment about reading and no longer contributing to forum posts was directed at posts about race issues.
You have never offended anyone, and anyone who says they were offended bu anything you may have said needs to go an re-read what you wrote, because they were wrong.
Now, having said that, get back to posting comments or I will send Lee and PIB to sort you out.
Did you guys (@Stamina @Georgeous & @Gerrie) see that @LeeEC bought neon pink shoelaces? I have requested photographic evidence from @MattEC . . . I am concerned that @LeeEC might have been telling stories, and it may actually be red and not pink . . . .
I was reffering to all forums unfortunately.
@Georgeous, I hear your offer and hereby REJECT it.
Now get in the 6.3, go around the local lake, drink a cup of coffee and get back to normality, this is South Africa dude, if we offend anyone with things we say on the forum, then they probably will be better off for it in the years to come. There are a few people who actually don't have racial issues and you are one of them, don't let these people change your views.
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Also Pop into her vagina, a few ice cube with my mouth.
I also sometimes use a tingling item to give more sensation( I suck on a peppermint) or you can use a peppermint mouthwash
Or I will let a tongue full of *eno`s* slowly fizz on her clit while my tongue is pressed down flat on it, soon she is begging for either a good fisting or some serious dildo play. But I always nearly end up fisting and muffing at the same time.
@PIB do you even realise what you have done for the majority of the males and the images in their heads ???? I thank you on behalf of all males
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Nah,I think Lee is telling the truth, you do get neon pink shoe laces, I have a pair for many months now (bought mine at the Chinese shops)BUT I use mine not in shoes.....BUT to bind up the family jewels...alla me style........
Alla-me-style you say . . . . send us a pic then . .
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Quote by daddy3866
Your profile does not say that single males are welcome, but your ad does? Many do not go as far as reading the ad if the profile does not have the boxes checked.
No pics.. The serious ones are probably closing your profile as fast as they open it. People want to sneak peek, no-one really likes a "blind date"... Miss Word on the other end of a keyboard, Rosanne Barr in real life...
As for people arranging meets and not pitching, that is just rude on their part I think. I am sure that after a chat or two - you guys supply them with pics, etc. So no reason to drop you. Many people on here are genuinely serious. From my experience: Forum posters and people that are in the chatroom everyday are mostly here for a genuine meet.
I think you are arranging meets with the wrong people. Skip the "curious ones", meet the "serious ones"...
Having said that - I feel your frustration! Bouncing mails that leed nowhere get irritating!
I suggest talking in private to verified members and ask them for suggestions.. ie: people that they know for a fact are active and will meet.
i agree with the Pic thing , we don't even look at profiles without a few pics , if you want to be taken seriously here you need to show a "sneak peek" as you say .
we have had 3 meets on here and each time the people did show and all 3 were fantastic meets
I had one meet that stands out in my memory the most, it was with a lady who from the start said "I want to see a face pic & I'll send you mine, so we can see if there is even a slight mutual attraction and we don't waste each others time" I thought ok, this meet is not going to happen. I sent the picture (as did she) she then responded requesting address and said "I am busy for an hour, will contact you later" I thought well that was to be expected. anyway, a little over an hour later my phone goes beep beep and it's her saying "ok, I followed your directions but cant' find the building" the lady was outside as promised . . . . . So what I'm trying to say here is that this is a different lifestyle and one has to take "safe chances" don't put your face (not a clear pic anyway) on your profile or your album, but have something there that people can see is not taken from an advert or the internet somewhere (remember, if a meet happens and you have a pic that shows you weigh 65kg and you are actually 85kg's . . .well enough said) the real people like yourself will want to meet and you will have wonderful experiences.
I know a lot of this all sounds like basic information, but I assure you we all tend to forget it sometimes, so having the forums is like having a refresher course sometimes . ..
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Quote by georgeous
With all that said I would still want to meet up with the MooPoo gang and anyone else.
and meet we will,
Now I sincerely hope your comment about reading and no longer contributing to forum posts was directed at posts about race issues.
You have never offended anyone, and anyone who says they were offended bu anything you may have said needs to go an re-read what you wrote, because they were wrong.
Now, having said that, get back to posting comments or I will send Lee and PIB to sort you out.
Did you guys (@Stamina @Georgeous & @Gerrie) see that @LeeEC bought neon pink shoelaces? I have requested photographic evidence from @MattEC . . . I am concerned that @LeeEC might have been telling stories, and it may actually be red and not pink . . . .
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Quote by mymail069
A very important one for me ... the women must move well, in a natural and confident manner.
What an interesting and cool contribution! Yes, please explain what you mean in detail!
If a women moves well and ... well ... like a women in a easy sensual way then my mind is already blown.
When sitting somewhere, and just watching people pass by, there will always be a lady or two that just move in such an effortless manner. Somehow these ladies just stand out in a crowd for me and really really get my interest
I can relate to what you have said here, there is just something about them . ..
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Quote by 2singleguys
I am off work today and am planning on a lady to come over to meet me. If we have chemistry then you are gona get spoilt. If we dont have chemistry then we can still have a laugh or we can shake hands and part. Im in Aston Manor, Kempton Park. I can send pics if you want to judge me. Times ticking........contact me!
Dude, we keep telling you, put it in the personals . . . oh wait, reaction in the forum is what you are looking for maybe?
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Hi PB
It is not about finding the people that irritates us, it is the people that 1. make arrangements with you and then when it come to the crunch they turn their phones off and leave you hanging, and 2. yes lets meet and then dissappear or give you the run around.
Strangely enough it is not the men (like most people seem to think) but rather the couples and ladies that do it.
We were made to believe that this is an open lifestyle. my question is that if people cant even be honest, how can they be open.
@bks_kinkycpl, this is an unfortunate situation with any site like this. Another unfortunate thing is that a number of those so called ladies and couples are in fact probably men or teenage children. @daddy3866 makes a good point, have pictures and request pictures while chatting even before considering meeting
It is not about finding the people that irritates us, it is the people that 1. make arrangements with you and then when it come to the crunch they turn their phones off and leave you hanging, and 2. yes lets meet and then dissappear or give you the run around.
Strangely enough it is not the men (like most people seem to think) but rather the couples and ladies that do it.
We were made to believe that this is an open lifestyle. my question is that if people cant even be honest, how can they be open.
@bks_kinkycpl, this is an unfortunate situation with any site like this. Another unfortunate thing is that a number of those so called ladies and couples are in fact probably men or teenage children. @daddy3866 makes a good point, have pictures and request pictures while chatting even before considering meeting
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Quote by joyrider
This one is for the ladies to answer and for the men that think they know the answer.
We men think we know how to make women go WOW during sex and after sex. We think we know all the moves and the correct way of giving a muff.
Now ladies please give us MEN some insight in how to get you to go WOW.
Joyrider
Always willing to learn.
@Joyrider, I look forward to hearing what the ladies have to say here. Personally I think it's the single most enjoyable part of sex, so if they can tell us men how to anything better, I'm all ears . . .
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Quote by Ebnivry
WOW! we didnt realize that there was such a huge clique with the ppl on this site to deviate so far from the topic at hand...................thanks but Maybe we should have kept our mouths shut
@Ebnivry, firstly, if you read the forums in general, you would see that there a few people who are trying in earnest to increase the number of people who contribute to the forums, so to clear it up, we are not Clique (I assume you meant click) we are a bunch of people who are interested in learning form others and sharing information.
Secondly, you posted this topic on the 14th April and your last contribution was on the 15th April and then 11 days later, you question everyone else who made rather meaningful contributions before we all got to the point where we were all just saying the same old things that have been said over and over and over, this is because people just moan and don't contribute. I do understand your issues around race (even though I am English speaking) but the truth of the matter is, we are not going to fix our or anybodies approach to colour, language, nationality, or whatever via a sex site.
Express your racism views here when it relates to sex by all means, but surely we should all make an effort to say something original?
I encourage you to go and look at what we all contributed before we took the topic off subject.
@cuddlycouple . . . . .. ok then!
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Quote by georgeous
After all said and done here... Flirty sex talk mixed with some male driven compitition is all good. But I would really just enjoy this whole crowd together at a laid back pub... Just drinks and socializing. That would be night to burn into my memories. I think we would hit it off and talk about every topic until the sun comes up! Birds of a feather?
I agree and yes it would be an amazing thing if we could all meet and just chill and talk. Would definately be one of my bucket list ticked off. I regard you all as true friends already without even meeting one of you yet.
We really only seem to have two challenges, 1) getting Lee close enough 2) getting PIB close enough . . . . BUT, we did not get where we are in life by "saying woe is me" now did we . . . . . patience boys, patience . . .
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So the ladies (well, that's what they claim to be anyway) have a certain forum posting about Males requirements, and to my shock and horror, I have just realised that we (the respectable beings that we are) have not taken the opportunity to return the "favour" . . .
So, let us start (in the BS FORUM) the Woman's Requirements list. . . .
1) Soft (but only with her)
2) Well Spoken (when spoken to)
3) Big Assets (but size doesn't matter)
4) A penis that Ejaculates Chocolate
5) Wears Bright Colours (but they must be manly)
6) Strong (but only in principal)
7) Sexually capable (once a week)
8) Completely Truthful and Honest (except about clothes, weight, hair, other woman . . . )
9) Blind (in public only)
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To be totally honest here, I might come accros as gay now because most men won't check the same boxes.
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
@Georgeous, the only real difference here, is that you (unlike the majority of men) say what you really think. So anybody who wants to label you as "a little gay" because of what you said is first and foremost a bull sh177er, and probably can't get any anyway . . . males who want the "lie there and take it" type of partner, should maybe consider using the services of a s@x worker, that way they will think they are the kings of making woman feel good . . . . ok, back to topic, NO you don't come across as gay (well not with this post anyway) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (( Humour, laugh ha ha ))
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
@Georgeous, the only real difference here, is that you (unlike the majority of men) say what you really think. So anybody who wants to label you as "a little gay" because of what you said is first and foremost a bull sh177er, and probably can't get any anyway . . . males who want the "lie there and take it" type of partner, should maybe consider using the services of a s@x worker, that way they will think they are the kings of making woman feel good . . . . ok, back to topic, NO you don't come across as gay (well not with this post anyway)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (( Humour, laugh ha ha )) Sex God
Just think how the ladies will then flock to your doors or should I say *pants-zips or buttons*
HECK might even be me, who Knows......with out me old whips and chains and blindfolds......LMAO
@LeeEC, the above statement from PIB will answer your question of "get's to go where first"
@sofistikitty . . .you do realise that you are slowly but surely being reeled in don't you?
@PIB, I thought this staement of yours ""Now, stop watches and measuring tape and some photo evidence comes to mind... "" meant you wanted to see that we had what it takes before we got going . . . . . never mind, before during after . . all good
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Sex sex sex is what keeps us all here not so???
So lets talk about SEX SEX SEX....well cars or bikes or anything really!!!!
I think it is time I am going to start to re-post and resent all the invites to all the forum READERS to please join us here and also to please give your view on subjects, ask questions, post nonsense.
I for one would love new people to join us here!!!
And WHAT IN THE WORLD happened to all the other forum bunnies??
Guys do not make me mention you by name!!!
Come on guys...... I see you browsing sometime...join in the comments and joking around...
See you all here!!!
pasting in from my previous forum...
I find the old forums gets run ragged and even if I cannot comment or participate,Or I feel I commented enough, I read them anyways.
But it does become boring if nothing new is getting posted,or even said.
We are such a few people commenting posting and participating in the forums, I think we all know by now how the others will react to a certain question or statement.
and I ,for one will be sending out winks with invites to join us here....
What are you guys going to do to get new blood here????
We started the MooPoo Gang
