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14 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Please don't think me weird but I have been thinking about this lately.
Is a prostate massage as good as people say it is? A digit in the bum seems to be a popular adventure and I am curious about this. First ask here, maybe someone has done it. Before I ask gf to shove her traffic finger in my virgin bottom.
This an adult site so I am trusting you fellow open minded folk to not think I do this but rather just wonder about it.
And... From a ladies point of view, do you ladies like a digit in your bum? Do you like putting a digit in hubby's bum? Is bum play lekka or not?

Please don't think me weird ?????? dude, they think we are all weird already, regardless of what you are "posting" now . ..
But seriously, I am wondering about this myself, I have heard many a positive chirp about it.
Stamina, I do however think that with your "anti-bi / gay" mindset that you just may not be a candidate for this, but i am guessing the misses is in for a new experience pretty soon . . .
Whoa! Stop the bus! "Anti gay - anti bi"??? I am not anti gay or anti bi. I am not gay or bi - but definitely not anti. Now your are calling me a "gaysist"... lol

lol

Seriously though, have no problems with peoples sexual preference. Have gay friends even. Just to clear that up. Harsh man, harsh.. Lol
To be fair, that sentence was incomplete, it should have been more along the lines of "anti Gay / Bi behaviour" (for himself) . . .

14 Feb 2014

SDMR and Stamina . . . .

14 Feb 2014

ok so, so far we have an offer of advice on how to . . . . . wonder what (if any) other offers we will be getting . . . :censored:

14 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
*Pistorius*..........

:grin:

rotflmao

:grin::rotflmao::grin::rotflmao:

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta

Lee I had the same experience! From his photos he looked shorter than average, and nothing too exciting... But in real life! His penis was huge! Not very long, but really really thick! I had to Really relax my jaw to get it in my mouth.... :twisted:
;)
C

I would be a little nervous of stretching like that around my equipment, especially if another guy decides to do some stretching himself silly

silly

Mike??? HUH????
Speak swinging dude so the rest of us can understand
By my equipment I mean my dick
that is the only part that is understood

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
I am sure you will find somebody by then. BUT... You would have to first reply to their messages. :twisted:

All the subtleness of a bull in a china shop

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Take a big board.. Masonite, melamine, cardboard, any board, your choice. Place your best friends wife on this board and handcuff her ankles to her wrists behind her head... Proceed to vigorously penetrate while your best friend Moers your from behind with a cricket bat and see if you can stay conscious long enough to ejaculate. What a board game...

Great memories indeed, I still have the bat I broke on your ass . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Adonis
Ek wil die twee mans persone gelukwens, was dit nie vir hulle twee nie was daar nie meer 'n forum nie. Al is dit nikssegens wat julle gesels nie maar dit laat tenminste die counter klim.
As daar 'n beker was vir die persone wat die meeste kommentaar in die forum lewer, gaan julle twee die beker deel, hou so aan. Aan die einde van die reenboog staan die pot goud, en iemand gaan dit kry
Jammer dat ek nie in Engels antwoord nie, want dan gaan julle my nog minder verstaan

Baaie Dankie Adonis

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta

Lee I had the same experience! From his photos he looked shorter than average, and nothing too exciting... But in real life! His penis was huge! Not very long, but really really thick! I had to Really relax my jaw to get it in my mouth.... :twisted:
;)
C

I would be a little nervous of stretching like that around my equipment, especially if another guy decides to do some stretching himself silly

silly

Mike??? HUH????
Speak swinging dude so the rest of us can understand

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Please don't think me weird but I have been thinking about this lately.
Is a prostate massage as good as people say it is? A digit in the bum seems to be a popular adventure and I am curious about this. First ask here, maybe someone has done it. Before I ask gf to shove her traffic finger in my virgin bottom.
This an adult site so I am trusting you fellow open minded folk to not think I do this but rather just wonder about it.
And... From a ladies point of view, do you ladies like a digit in your bum? Do you like putting a digit in hubby's bum? Is bum play lekka or not?

Please don't think me weird ?????? dude, they think we are all weird already, regardless of what you are "posting" now . ..
But seriously, I am wondering about this myself, I have heard many a positive chirp about it.
Stamina, I do however think that with your "anti-bi / gay" mindset that you just may not be a candidate for this, but i am guessing the misses is in for a new experience pretty soon . . .

13 Feb 2014

Quote by KC_

Dude! I disagree about the camera making a penis look bigger than it is - quite the opposite actually - I hooked up with a fine fine young specimen here - having seen MANY of his cock shots! - and was completely thrown when he pulled out that tool! It was freakin HUGE and I really had no clue what I was getting myself into, the pictures came NO WHERE NEAR accurately displaying his accurate size... That's why I prefer 'full frontal' pictures to "dick pics"... then you can at least judge the relative size...

Lee I had the same experience! From his photos he looked shorter than average, and nothing too exciting... But in real life! His penis was huge! Not very long, but really really thick! I had to Really relax my jaw to get it in my mouth.... :twisted:
;)
C
It's a good thing "size doesn't matter" to the ladies . . . . .

rotflmao

:bs::rotflmao:

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
No. Did you know that they invented this cool tool called "clippers"... you can just trim it all short. ...

I do use such tools occasionally. But sometimes the beast needs be let out.. wink

wink

All I need to do now is use my engineering brain to come up with a device that shoots steel claws out from between my knuckles ( and buy a lifetime supply of anesthetic)..
you know what is most entertaining to me? the fact that you can talk such crap without any assistance from a fellow male . . . you come up with all this Sh!t by yourself . . . . :thumbup:

13 Feb 2014

Quote by Se7en
Hi guys. I have a couple that are good friends with my wife and me, and am looking for a way to get my wife to Lower her inhibitions and have a little fun. Would also love to be able to involve her in my playing eventually. I came up with the idea of inviting them over and suggesting a fun boardgame. The one I found that seems ideal and can also be toned down in case anyone gets uncomfortable is called Tease Would like to know if anybody knows where I can find this locally or has maybe played it and can let me know if it is any good. Any other suggestions for games people have tried and enjoyed would also be appreciated.
Thanks

Schreeeech . . . . . (the sound of me applying the brakes)
Forgive me if i am out of line here, but by trying to get her to participate by using other people in the beginning is most likely going to make her even more reluctant. If she is already unsure and you confront her (no matter how subtly) with other people, you have more chance of her closing that door for ever . . . .
Just my 10cents worth.

12 Feb 2014

Quote by LeeEC
Send that Wolverine my way thanks

Hey Stamina, hold that thought on the "sack; back & crack" waxing . . . .

12 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
heh heh
You're not looking for anything serious? Well I should hope not! This is NOT a dating site.

Haha,
I think you scared him a little, he deleted his profile :lol:
Ha ha ha... Thanks Lee! Eliminating the competition for me.. :lol:
Competition? ha, the only competition you have is yourself buddy . . . . :lol:

12 Feb 2014

Quote by LeeEC

Much the same as with penis size, the so called surveys have put the world wide average as being X long and X girth, so as a male I would report my own size according to these standards, then you go and look at sites like SH and it seems more like the average size is WAY bigger than what the worldwide research suggests. BUT. . . . . a camera is a deceiving device, it makes a penis look bigger than it really is, so it is only fair to assume that some of the body sizes we see in the gallery could appear bigger than they actually are.
What might be helpful as well, is if the site could maybe put an option on for "belly" . . . .a number of people may be "slim" in all areas except the belly . . .

Dude! I disagree about the camera making a penis look bigger than it is - quite the opposite actually - I hooked up with a fine fine young specimen here - having seen MANY of his cock shots! - and was completely thrown when he pulled out that tool! It was freakin HUGE and I really had no clue what I was getting myself into, the pictures came NO WHERE NEAR accurately displaying his accurate size... That's why I prefer 'full frontal' pictures to "dick pics"... then you can at least judge the relative size...
Interesting, I have found that some of the ones I have, make me look bigger, I have also commented on size on other profiles and been told "camera is complimentary" . . . . So it seems as if maybe it is a bit of a mixed bag then. A little ego deflating, but what can one do . . . . . . . Maybe we should have a "not really sure" choice in the assets list . . . .

12 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
I check the distance, calculate the travelling cost (fuel etc) then I phone all the massage parlors (rub n tugs) in my area for prices and choose the most cost effective solution accordingly... Bwaa haaaa ha haaa!!! :lol:

Maybe next time you should check out the comparison pricing of Sack, Back and Crack waxing . . . . :doh:

12 Feb 2014

seems I have done this a little backwards . . . It was my constant need to look at people and "wonder" that got me into this "lifestyle" in the first place

12 Feb 2014

Quote by Roughlover72
I'd like to make a recommendation about how to self assess build descriptions. I would've described myself as medium. What passes for 'medium' means I've now changed it to athletic. There are many large people that describe themselves as 'medium'. If you can't see your penis when you look down, chances are you NOT medium. Perhaps the moderators can help out her I.e. Medium - SMALL tummy
Large - big tummy
Athletic - toned
Muscular - gym bunny
Or is it just me that's delusional?
Cheers!

Nope, it is not just you.
However, everyone seems to have different views on just about everything, so it is fair to assume that some of the people who think of themselves as medium really think they are. At the same token, others might think of those particular people as being more on the small side. So I guess it's always going to be a bit of a guess for people looking from the outside in.
Much the same as with penis size, the so called surveys have put the world wide average as being X long and X girth, so as a male I would report my own size according to these standards, then you go and look at sites like SH and it seems more like the average size is WAY bigger than what the worldwide research suggests. BUT. . . . . a camera is a deceiving device, it makes a penis look bigger than it really is, so it is only fair to assume that some of the body sizes we see in the gallery could appear bigger than they actually are.
What might be helpful as well, is if the site could maybe put an option on for "belly" . . . .a number of people may be "slim" in all areas except the belly . . .

12 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Okay, I have now once again gone and stood on the lounge table in front of the only mirror in the house,to really LOOK at myself!!
After trying to evaluate my *build* after reading Roughlover72 suggestion on how to measure your build.
I was trying to view my tiny ietsie weenie penis (clit) looking down....
NOW I had a BIG problem can not see anything remotely genital wise....
So I decided to just change *penis* to my toes...
so there I was....looking down....NOTHING.....
I lifted my boobs to see if I could see my toes.....NOPE
I lifted my boobs and tummy to see I I could see my toes....NOPE
I now bended slightly back ward with my feet more to the front trying to see if I could at least see my toes from the side...NOPE
I then proceeded to bend slightly forward to see that if I lifted both my tummy and peeked between my lifted boobs If I could then see my toes...woe and behold. NOPE.....
Now I was upset...I now needed to see if I at least could see my toes in the mirror,hench me standing on the lounge table viewing myself
I lifted everything hanging south....LOOKEd in the mirror at my toes........could I hope??? DARE I hope?????
YAY I could...
Now...
Does this mean I am medium?????
LMAO Nope I am OVER xxxxxxx large.... there is no tick of box here on SH for the likes of me......

I am laughing together with Adonis. Well written PIB :thumbup:

11 Feb 2014

Quote by stoutgatte2013
How fare are you guys prepared to travel to go meet new couples?
Or go play for that matter distance

I would say that while my general "rule" is less than 100km's, I suppose it would depend on the circumstances. Once I know that the person / couple is genuine, or if I was going to be in the area for other reasons, then I would travel just about any distance if time etc permitted.

11 Feb 2014

Quote by CarnalPercept
Is it just me or do people tend to go off in a tangent............oh well never mind I will just go sit in a corner and pick my nose. Just by the way Ranger64 in my case it would be ........... If I am filled up and filled deep, then call me "indecent"

Why would you and sit in a corner and pick your nose? there are so many more fun things you could do while sitting in the corner . . . . wink

wink

11 Feb 2014

Quote by HostingCouple
Hi everyone
I am a tad new to the site and certainly new to understanding lifestyle.
The folk in the forums seem really nice, compared to the ones in the chatroom. There are nice folk over there too.
Am I the only that finds it a bit clique-like. Or are the people that are posting to forums/chatting alot, just been here longer? Which is probably the case.
Then there's still the Personals to get through.
This is me saying Hi. I think I prefer being in the forums.

Both have their place.
For me, I prefer the forums and seldom go into the chat room. The forum opens the discussion to more people which can lead to more views / information.
I think I have looked through the personal's a handful of times since joining this site, I find them a tad "unrealistic"
I am not so sure that it is a case of people having been here longer, as I am sure there are people who are involved in forum discussions who are fairly new members. Nonetheless, welcome and I look forward to reading some of your opinions.

10 Feb 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta

Dude, you have friends you can chat with about your playdates ? ? ? ?
Firstly: good for you I suppose
Secondly: ANY couple / single person etc who reads that, and is not openly free as you appear to be, will most probably look straight past your profile now they have this knowledge. . . . . . just a thought . . .
But on a slightly different note:
I'm listening . . . . . . . .

Jip, people I meet through the site here. I don't do one nights stands so I chill with couples over a drink first before we organise a date on another nights. Plus if people want to judge then fine, it's not like I discuss names etc, instead I use him and her since I still respect discretion.
Ok, so it seemed like at first to me that you were saying you talk about what had happened on play dates with other (non involved) people. But I now see what you were saying.

10 Feb 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta
Indecent is a relative term, you need to decide for yourself really. However I will say that for me indecent behaviour is embarrassing behaviour like getting drunk and making a fool of yourself or anything that you can't talk to other people about without feeling foolish. But that's just me and with swinging I see no indecency since I have friends I can chat with about my playdates

Dude, you have friends you can chat with about your playdates ? ? ? ?
Firstly: good for you I suppose
Secondly: ANY couple / single person etc who reads that, and is not openly free as you appear to be, will most probably look straight past your profile now they have this knowledge. . . . . . just a thought . . .
But on a slightly different note:
I'm listening . . . . . . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

10 Feb 2014

Quote by LeeEC
Interestingly I found a comment in an ancient reference book of mine (The Encylopedia of Sex Practice 1st ed. 1938)
that says that "women on top" makes for poor opportunity for kissing and touching.... wierd... I wonder where they thought his hands would be?

Maybe that particular author was secretly into bondage ? wink

wink

8 Feb 2014

Quote by LeeEC
You quote me and still don't read what I said :P
If you've never heard of it then it's likely that you'd not call it boring...

Well now, considering it was preceded by ""hmm.. missionary, doggy....""
I think my initial reading of it was not all that far off. wink

wink

but nonetheless, seeing as a few of those "positions" require a fair amount of flexibility, does that mean . . . . nah, I think I am already too far down the favourite list at the moment . . .

7 Feb 2014

Quote by redbruce
When little Johnny turned 8, his parents asked him what gift he would like for his birthday. He said, "I wanna watch". So they let him.....

Now that is very clever. :thumbup::laughabove:

7 Feb 2014

Quote by LeeEC
hmm.. missionary, doggy....
If you've never heard of it then it's likely that you'd not call it boring:
The Sultry Saddle
The Squat
The Scissors
The Spider
The Speed Hump
The Manhandle Her
The edge of Heaven
Sexy Spoons
Corridor Canoodling
The Galloping Horse
The Good Spread
The Kneeling Fox
Melody Maker

So, just to be clear = are these positions that you (@LeeEC) classify as being "boring" ?

7 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
What the hell does SDMR stand for anyway??? You cant have abbreviations for nick names that leave the rest of wondering. Look at my username: I can run quite far so it means I have stamina.. Simple, elegant, easy...

Hey Dude, we all know why you use 'Stamina " as your profile name, you have the misconception that four strokes is good going
I have learned to shag ugly girls in really boring positions... That way I can last very long. Bwaa haaaa haa ha!!
You clearly forgot your Ritalin this morning . . . . . but, at least I will now have someone against the wall with me