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SDM
Sex God
So here I go and type out a response to one of the forum posts, when done I click send and the bloody thing tells me "the forum you have requested does NOT exist" . . . flipa:flipa::flipa:rotflmao:rotflmao:
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Sending the TLB... lol
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What the hell does SDMR stand for anyway??? You cant have abbreviations for nick names that leave the rest of wondering. Look at my username: I can run quite far so it means I have stamina.. Simple, elegant, easy... lol
SDM
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
What the hell does SDMR stand for anyway??? You cant have abbreviations for nick names that leave the rest of wondering. Look at my username: I can run quite far so it means I have stamina.. Simple, elegant, easy... lol

If I told you, I would have to . . . . . change it :lol:
SDM
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
What the hell does SDMR stand for anyway??? You cant have abbreviations for nick names that leave the rest of wondering. Look at my username: I can run quite far so it means I have stamina.. Simple, elegant, easy... lol

Hey Dude, we all know why you use 'Stamina " as your profile name, you have the misconception that four strokes is good going
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Quote by SDMR
What the hell does SDMR stand for anyway??? You cant have abbreviations for nick names that leave the rest of wondering. Look at my username: I can run quite far so it means I have stamina.. Simple, elegant, easy... lol

Hey Dude, we all know why you use 'Stamina " as your profile name, you have the misconception that four strokes is good going
I have learned to shag ugly girls in really boring positions... That way I can last very long. Bwaa haaaa haa ha!!
SDM
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
What the hell does SDMR stand for anyway??? You cant have abbreviations for nick names that leave the rest of wondering. Look at my username: I can run quite far so it means I have stamina.. Simple, elegant, easy... lol

Hey Dude, we all know why you use 'Stamina " as your profile name, you have the misconception that four strokes is good going
I have learned to shag ugly girls in really boring positions... That way I can last very long. Bwaa haaaa haa ha!!
You clearly forgot your Ritalin this morning . . . . . but, at least I will now have someone against the wall with me
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Quote by Stamina
I have learned to shag ugly girls in really boring positions... That way I can last very long. Bwaa haaaa haa ha!!

What do you reckon as 'boring positions'? Just because I'm overly curious today wink
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hmm.. missionary, doggy.... If you've never heard of it then it's likely that you'd not call it boring: The Sultry Saddle The Squat The Scissors The Spider The Speed Hump The Manhandle Her The edge of Heaven Sexy Spoons Corridor Canoodling The Galloping Horse The Good Spread The Kneeling Fox Melody Maker
SDM
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
hmm.. missionary, doggy....
If you've never heard of it then it's likely that you'd not call it boring:
The Sultry Saddle
The Squat
The Scissors
The Spider
The Speed Hump
The Manhandle Her
The edge of Heaven
Sexy Spoons
Corridor Canoodling
The Galloping Horse
The Good Spread
The Kneeling Fox
Melody Maker

So, just to be clear = are these positions that you (@LeeEC) classify as being "boring" ?
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You quote me and still don't read what I said :P
If you've never heard of it then it's likely that you'd not call it boring...
SDM
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
You quote me and still don't read what I said :P
If you've never heard of it then it's likely that you'd not call it boring...

Well now, considering it was preceded by ""hmm.. missionary, doggy....""
I think my initial reading of it was not all that far off. wink but nonetheless, seeing as a few of those "positions" require a fair amount of flexibility, does that mean . . . . nah, I think I am already too far down the favourite list at the moment . . .
Mike_Pta
Orgasminator
Wow, this is turning into a TK
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Quote by Erotic_Nauty

I have learned to shag ugly girls in really boring positions... That way I can last very long. Bwaa haaaa haa ha!!

What do you reckon as 'boring positions'? Just because I'm overly curious today wink
Spoon and missionary. Both at the bottom of my list. Spoon obscures view... I like to see everything, not the back of her head. I am very "visually stimulated". Also, with spooning, if the lady has a bit of "booty" then depth is a problem.
Missionary is just so "standard". I think it is reserved for ones wedding night. But there are "variants" of missionary that are very exciting. Like the lady lying back on a table with the guy standing. Or even in bed but the guy on his knees while the lady has her knees next to her ears. Can see everything and depth is great. But normal boring standard missionary is just too unimaginative for me.
Favourite position - Cowgirl!!! Nothing beats it! A lady riding like a wild thing, hair in her face, sweat dripping, head thrown back! Just seeing her let go like that is out of this world! And I can reach the boobies - he he he...
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Interestingly I found a comment in an ancient reference book of mine (The Encylopedia of Sex Practice 1st ed. 1938)
that says that "women on top" makes for poor opportunity for kissing and touching.... wierd... I wonder where they thought his hands would be?
SDM
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Interestingly I found a comment in an ancient reference book of mine (The Encylopedia of Sex Practice 1st ed. 1938)
that says that "women on top" makes for poor opportunity for kissing and touching.... wierd... I wonder where they thought his hands would be?

Maybe that particular author was secretly into bondage ? wink