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20 Feb 2014

Quote by wolfman
Oh Stamina open your eyes!
In general you will find that the fat bald guy has a bank account you could only ever dream of and the hot chick has a vacuum between her ears! When the fat guy looses his fortune on the stock exchange, she'll dump him. When she ages and ceases to be so hot, he'll replace her with another! They deserve each other!
And so life goes on........

Well, in my case I guess to out of three aint bad, I got the fat, I got the bald, but the bank account and the hot chick . . . oh, wait that's four . . . lol

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20 Feb 2014

Quote by wolfman
From nothing, no nipples, nada, to humungous DDDs, balloonlike or sagging, doesn't matter one iota to me, as long as they're attached to a kinky mind which can recognize another of the same persuasion! It's the mindset that counts, what good is a juicy pussy or a hot pair of tits when they're attached to Mother Theresa (bless her soul)!
So there's my 2 cents worth, guess that'll be the end of this!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.

can I please ask you to explain what you mean by "killing the thread AGAIN" and also 'that will be the end of this"
I'm new to the net, in spite of (or maybe due to) having been involved with computers all my life (database design).
I'm new to this site, never participated in a forum before, posted 2 comments on active threads which thereafter went, like, dead! So I got the impression this was sort of a 'closed shop', wrote the above to see whether it would elicit any response! Thanks for same, shall continue to give my 2 cent worth!
Re mammalian protruberances: notwithstanding the above, I must admit I do have my favorites, it's more a matter of shape than size: they cover most of the chest without being bulbous, have smallish aureolas and prominent nipples which point outwards as opposed to straight ahead.
Re your original question, why don't you start a thread titled something like 'hottest titties on site', let all interested people peruse the gallery and vote for their favorite pair, the party with the most votes can then update their profile "voted hottest titties on swinging heaven 2014"
Just an idea!
Your idea, you should do it by all means. banghead

will be interesting to see the response
And welcome, we look forward to reading your inputs

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20 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
What scares me? I am not as experienced as I should be so I answer with what I think will scare me... Guilt! I always wonder if a meet ever happened (prior to a few days ago), if I would feel like a dog afterwards. Another scary thought is disease, always at the back of my mind...

You do of course realise that you are making some of us feel a bit like sluts hey? oh, wait . . . . . . shit, truth is out

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20 Feb 2014

Quote by wolfman
From nothing, no nipples, nada, to humungous DDDs, balloonlike or sagging, doesn't matter one iota to me, as long as they're attached to a kinky mind which can recognize another of the same persuasion! It's the mindset that counts, what good is a juicy pussy or a hot pair of tits when they're attached to Mother Theresa (bless her soul)!
So there's my 2 cents worth, guess that'll be the end of this!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.

can I please ask you to explain what you mean by "killing the thread AGAIN" and also 'that will be the end of this"

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19 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Ladies not allowed to answer this one?
Anyway I just popped in to ask about the BIGGER sizes going up to Double F cups??

PIB, I am Bi, so boys and girls welcome . . . lol

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19 Feb 2014

Yes, we all know that size does matter, and we should all by now know that it matters just a little bit more to men than woman, BUT, what about breast size guys? From a realistic point of view, what is ideal for you? A Cup B Cup C Cup D Cup etc etc . . . Personally (that means just for me) breast size is only relevant when the lady is wearing clothing (eye candy) and a B or C works just fine. When naked, I am more than content with whatever is presented.

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19 Feb 2014

When you find yourself at that point of getting down to it with a new couple / single etc, what, if anything would scare you to the point of actually stopping the intended play? I think things like blatant hygiene issue would stop us all, but I'm talking physical things. We more often than not have a soft meet before play, and we all wear clothes, which cover many things, some of them are good things, but often there are the not so good. Is there any physical attribute that would stop you playing ? Say a scar? or a slightly bigger belly than the clothes indicted?

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18 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Why not make your own ?????

I think a lot of people have thought about it. And one can even see in some public restrooms the holes people have made, but I seriously doubt whether anybody gets any action at these places. Too big a risk of sticking your dick through the hole and some idiot kicking it or something . . . .. nah, I think rather ask Stamina for the "rub & tug" place phone numbers . . lol

You have a pen ready? And many sheets of paper - the list is long...
I see you want to do things the old fashioned way . . Well if you had a real phone you could have sent the list that way :lol:

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18 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
@ Stamina
........
A word of caution, leave vengeance and anger for the Ghost Rider.

Guess I chose my avatar wisely...
Never go and look for an opportunity for revenge . . . simply wait patiently, and take full advantage when it comes around . . .

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18 Feb 2014

So, 12h45 . . . 16 people online in forum (was 17 before I posted) . . . and nobody has anything to say . . . . Online in forum 16 Record online 18 Total members 49,364 [ Chatroom Op ] [ Moderator ] [ Administrator ] Visible Registered Users (Hidden: 1, visible: 14, guests: 1): 69lover, Booblove, hangten, hornyguy69, michelle69, Nivek_2009, part_ners, redbruce, SDMR, sexfunplay, SexyMonkeyBum, Stamina, Sylvester2009, Thailand

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18 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR
Not people *nekid* ladies!!!!!!!

that's what I said wink

. . . in rows . . . yummy . . :wink:

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18 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR
I would also be to scared to just touching a penis shoved through a strange hole. I like to know who and what I am touching.
As for ladies bending down and taking anyone without her knowing who and what she is allowing to enter her body is NOT healthy to me these days.
Going of topic like always,
SDMR, you my dear, have obviously NOT played adult games before HUH???
*Glory holes* reminds me of some really naughty adult games we used to play at parties in my youth.
Bed sheets were used to cover the men heat to toe, with only their pride and joy on display,then we ladies got to choose one to play with or identify your lovers or usually ended up being fun
Us ladies on the other hand had to sit on glass tables and men could crawl underneath and check us out or choose which little naughty pussy he wanted to play with.
Just a view variations to glory holes really.
I know there is a few dungeons that has glory holes and if you have a sub.....you make him/her stand on one side and invite a few strangers to do with him/hher what they wanted or better yet...have him give good BJ`s

A row of people sitting on glass tables with crawling underneath .. . . . . yes please lol

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18 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Why not make your own ?????

I think a lot of people have thought about it. And one can even see in some public restrooms the holes people have made, but I seriously doubt whether anybody gets any action at these places. Too big a risk of sticking your dick through the hole and some idiot kicking it or something . . . .. nah, I think rather ask Stamina for the "rub & tug" place phone numbers . . lol

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18 Feb 2014

Quote by Adonis
Op daardie noot waar kan 'n mens 'n Sybian in die hande kry

I would think your best option would be to go to a local sex store and ask them to order one for you.

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18 Feb 2014

I think glory holes are like Dogging . . . very rare, and hard to find . . .

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18 Feb 2014

any guy who can wax his sack, is very lucky. I found it causes too much damage to the skin. Veet burns the skin and that only leaves the option of shaving.

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14 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Ohhhhh make up words.....
And here I thought I could express just how I feel with one word........
FUCK.........

I like that word

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14 Feb 2014

So having read one of Stamina's posts in another forum, I thought the word he made up was absolutely classic: The word being "GAYSIST" . . . . So, let's try start a new daily topic, and we can see how many "not real" words we come up with that we actually understand

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14 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Please don't think me weird but I have been thinking about this lately.
Is a prostate massage as good as people say it is? A digit in the bum seems to be a popular adventure and I am curious about this. First ask here, maybe someone has done it. Before I ask gf to shove her traffic finger in my virgin bottom.
This an adult site so I am trusting you fellow open minded folk to not think I do this but rather just wonder about it.
And... From a ladies point of view, do you ladies like a digit in your bum? Do you like putting a digit in hubby's bum? Is bum play lekka or not?

Please don't think me weird ?????? dude, they think we are all weird already, regardless of what you are "posting" now . ..
But seriously, I am wondering about this myself, I have heard many a positive chirp about it.
Stamina, I do however think that with your "anti-bi / gay" mindset that you just may not be a candidate for this, but i am guessing the misses is in for a new experience pretty soon . . .
Whoa! Stop the bus! "Anti gay - anti bi"??? I am not anti gay or anti bi. I am not gay or bi - but definitely not anti. Now your are calling me a "gaysist"... lol

Seriously though, have no problems with peoples sexual preference. Have gay friends even. Just to clear that up. Harsh man, harsh.. Lol
To be fair, that sentence was incomplete, it should have been more along the lines of "anti Gay / Bi behaviour" (for himself) . . .

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14 Feb 2014

SDMR and Stamina . . . .

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14 Feb 2014

ok so, so far we have an offer of advice on how to . . . . . wonder what (if any) other offers we will be getting . . . :censored:

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14 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
*Pistorius*..........

:grin:

:grin::rotflmao::grin::rotflmao:

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta

Lee I had the same experience! From his photos he looked shorter than average, and nothing too exciting... But in real life! His penis was huge! Not very long, but really really thick! I had to Really relax my jaw to get it in my mouth.... :twisted:
;)
C

I would be a little nervous of stretching like that around my equipment, especially if another guy decides to do some stretching himself silly

Mike??? HUH????
Speak swinging dude so the rest of us can understand
By my equipment I mean my dick
that is the only part that is understood

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
I am sure you will find somebody by then. BUT... You would have to first reply to their messages. :twisted:

All the subtleness of a bull in a china shop

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Take a big board.. Masonite, melamine, cardboard, any board, your choice. Place your best friends wife on this board and handcuff her ankles to her wrists behind her head... Proceed to vigorously penetrate while your best friend Moers your from behind with a cricket bat and see if you can stay conscious long enough to ejaculate. What a board game...

Great memories indeed, I still have the bat I broke on your ass . . . rotflmao

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Adonis
Ek wil die twee mans persone gelukwens, was dit nie vir hulle twee nie was daar nie meer 'n forum nie. Al is dit nikssegens wat julle gesels nie maar dit laat tenminste die counter klim.
As daar 'n beker was vir die persone wat die meeste kommentaar in die forum lewer, gaan julle twee die beker deel, hou so aan. Aan die einde van die reenboog staan die pot goud, en iemand gaan dit kry
Jammer dat ek nie in Engels antwoord nie, want dan gaan julle my nog minder verstaan

Baaie Dankie Adonis

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta

Lee I had the same experience! From his photos he looked shorter than average, and nothing too exciting... But in real life! His penis was huge! Not very long, but really really thick! I had to Really relax my jaw to get it in my mouth.... :twisted:
;)
C

I would be a little nervous of stretching like that around my equipment, especially if another guy decides to do some stretching himself silly

Mike??? HUH????
Speak swinging dude so the rest of us can understand

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Please don't think me weird but I have been thinking about this lately.
Is a prostate massage as good as people say it is? A digit in the bum seems to be a popular adventure and I am curious about this. First ask here, maybe someone has done it. Before I ask gf to shove her traffic finger in my virgin bottom.
This an adult site so I am trusting you fellow open minded folk to not think I do this but rather just wonder about it.
And... From a ladies point of view, do you ladies like a digit in your bum? Do you like putting a digit in hubby's bum? Is bum play lekka or not?

Please don't think me weird ?????? dude, they think we are all weird already, regardless of what you are "posting" now . ..
But seriously, I am wondering about this myself, I have heard many a positive chirp about it.
Stamina, I do however think that with your "anti-bi / gay" mindset that you just may not be a candidate for this, but i am guessing the misses is in for a new experience pretty soon . . .

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by KC_

Dude! I disagree about the camera making a penis look bigger than it is - quite the opposite actually - I hooked up with a fine fine young specimen here - having seen MANY of his cock shots! - and was completely thrown when he pulled out that tool! It was freakin HUGE and I really had no clue what I was getting myself into, the pictures came NO WHERE NEAR accurately displaying his accurate size... That's why I prefer 'full frontal' pictures to "dick pics"... then you can at least judge the relative size...

Lee I had the same experience! From his photos he looked shorter than average, and nothing too exciting... But in real life! His penis was huge! Not very long, but really really thick! I had to Really relax my jaw to get it in my mouth.... :twisted:
;)
C
It's a good thing "size doesn't matter" to the ladies . . . . .

:bs::rotflmao:

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13 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
No. Did you know that they invented this cool tool called "clippers"... you can just trim it all short. ...

I do use such tools occasionally. But sometimes the beast needs be let out.. wink

All I need to do now is use my engineering brain to come up with a device that shoots steel claws out from between my knuckles ( and buy a lifetime supply of anesthetic)..
you know what is most entertaining to me? the fact that you can talk such crap without any assistance from a fellow male . . . you come up with all this Sh!t by yourself . . . . :thumbup:

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