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21 Feb 2014

I am rather impressed by the lengths that Stamina and some others are prepared to go to in the guise of pleasing the ladies . . . . oh, who the hell am I kidding, this is all about pleasing their own ideas . . . . guy's if you can't get it up, take pills, and if you are "not enough" for your partners, get help from a third person . . . .

rotflmao

:rotflmao::rotflmao: Now, all of you take a breath and realise that this is just me having a laugh.

21 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
. You piss on me I punch you - period!!!

Haha, how romantic .. . . lol

lol

Just make sure you don't punch some poor lady who was actually squirting . . . . .
Squirting not very "attractive" to me either dude. I know alot of guys are into it but I don't find a turn on in that. People say " wet pussy is hot".. Or ladies say I am getting wet just thinking of it", etc. I don't lime too much "moisture". Just need enough to get the job done. A little friction is good! My girl often leaves me drenched when she is on top and I have to sleep in that wet spot!! :lol: I do feel proud though coz that means my bent one hit the spot.. He he he..
well luckily not too many ladies do the squirt thing, but if you land up with one who does, it's more about how good the sex was, and then you go and punch her? hmmmmm, me thinks you should re-look at your proposed reaction to excessive moisture . . .

21 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Admin or mods please help me with this one. If I upgrade (don't know if that is the correct word) my profile to a couple, will I keep my image and member verification? Or will I need to get verified again? Think it is time to bring my girl onboard as I am only now looking for a lady to join us or her alone...
Question 2... Will all my good friends here keep my secret that I was on here before alone? Or will you bust me so she removes my nads with a soup spoon? You will all get to see her amazing body - its a good deal.. He he he..

Ok, so I started to write this in a PM, but thought better of it.
I say go for it . . . NOT, what the hell is wrong with you? are you on a suicide mission? have you just developed a fetish for torture? why the hell would you even consider trusting people who you have never met?
Four five six Stamina, think about it . . . . . . how many people have attacked other members in the forum?

21 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
. You piss on me I punch you - period!!!

Haha, how romantic .. . . lol

lol

Just make sure you don't punch some poor lady who was actually squirting . . . . .

21 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Ok fine... I admit defeat! I guess it's a bit of envy. Sorry to all the fat ugly dudes.. :lol:
Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful!! :lol:

What world do you live in, where you think it is ok for a male to use the word 'Beautiful' in a sentence, when he is not referring to someone of the female of the species?
Failure dude, failure
Let me rephrase then... Don't hate the player, hate the game... :lol:
No dude, it's shaving they hate rotflmao

rotflmao

21 Feb 2014

Quote by dun
We are a cpl looking for safe dogging spots in the krugersdorp area during the daytime.

I think maybe just clarify what exactly you are looking for. Is it to watch dogging, or to be the watched?
Prepare yourself for a bombardment of private messages from people looking to watch

21 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Ok fine... I admit defeat! I guess it's a bit of envy. Sorry to all the fat ugly dudes.. :lol:
Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful!! :lol:

What world do you live in, where you think it is ok for a male to use the word 'Beautiful' in a sentence, when he is not referring to someone of the female of the species?
Failure dude, failure

21 Feb 2014

So, Stamina revived an old talking point, but with a slightly different spin. He (yes, you Stamina) brought the beard into question. So ladies, what is your take on men and facial hair?

21 Feb 2014

Quote by gumboots
@ Stamina
I know LOTS of bearded larger men with the most beautiful wives and boy are they HAPPY!!!!!!!
LOOKS ONCE again does not really count except to a few superficial people.
I myself can be classed as letting *herself go*and my sexy slim girlfriend still loves the shit out of me!!!!!!! I know this because she absolutely shows me every day by doing little things and carrying me on her need not say it.
As for making love to a really *model* kind of person.......NO thanks.....mostly they are so INTO themselves that they think they are doing YOU some honor by just letting you fuck them...THEY are lazy fucks, just lying there and receiving....Most certainly not great in the sack....HOW DO I KNOW THIS????? I had my moments !!!!!!!
As for checking out Gumboots profile...YOU my dear have not met the couple , I Gummies wife is super sexy!!!!!!!MAYBE not the same as a starved junked out superficial *model* type trying to stay on top of the game, but she is in a class of her own.
*Models* I have found, is mostly just skin pulled over bones with great legs and a nice face. AFTER make up sometimes really know there are before and after facts in everyone's live.
It however is great if you try and keep fit for your girl friend.

Mwah Mwah! PiB!
Yip, I agree with PIB

21 Feb 2014

Quote by georgeous
True Adonis, that is why I don't read forums that often.
Never mind commenting.

Your comments and input are missed in the forums.

21 Feb 2014

Quote by LeeEC

Now do I have to start a new thread for this or may I ask here, how important is it for a lady to have her boobs fondled during foreplay and how sensitive are their boobs to touch?

Ok, in my experience there is no straight answer to this question, just comparing my female playmates and I, I can give you 4 different answers.
@SDMR, I'm wondering why someone of your vast and varied experience is not aware of the fact that bra cup size is relative; Not all B cups are equal. The cup size is based on the difference between body circumference across the nipple and body circumference around the chest below the breast.
A 28B is a whole different size to a 38B.....
Actually a lot of women don't know this so you're off the hook :twisted:
So just to be clear then LeeEC, you are "accusing" me of having vast and varied experience? REALLY? say it again and let's see if it helps others "like" me . . . . . . please

rotflmao

:rotflmao:

21 Feb 2014

For most of my "adult" life, I have always had a negative view on public displays of affection. NO, I am not talking about walking hand in hand or a little kiss here or there with your partner, but more than this to me (note, I said "to me") is unnecessary. Met with people once where the lady sat right up close to me and was touching my back and arms and legs the whole time, shit like that freaks me out. Needless to say, I declined the second meet.

20 Feb 2014

Quote by wolfman
Oh Stamina open your eyes!
In general you will find that the fat bald guy has a bank account you could only ever dream of and the hot chick has a vacuum between her ears! When the fat guy looses his fortune on the stock exchange, she'll dump him. When she ages and ceases to be so hot, he'll replace her with another! They deserve each other!
And so life goes on........

Well, in my case I guess to out of three aint bad, I got the fat, I got the bald, but the bank account and the hot chick . . . oh, wait that's four . . . lol

lol

20 Feb 2014

Quote by wolfman
From nothing, no nipples, nada, to humungous DDDs, balloonlike or sagging, doesn't matter one iota to me, as long as they're attached to a kinky mind which can recognize another of the same persuasion! It's the mindset that counts, what good is a juicy pussy or a hot pair of tits when they're attached to Mother Theresa (bless her soul)!
So there's my 2 cents worth, guess that'll be the end of this!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.

can I please ask you to explain what you mean by "killing the thread AGAIN" and also 'that will be the end of this"
I'm new to the net, in spite of (or maybe due to) having been involved with computers all my life (database design).
I'm new to this site, never participated in a forum before, posted 2 comments on active threads which thereafter went, like, dead! So I got the impression this was sort of a 'closed shop', wrote the above to see whether it would elicit any response! Thanks for same, shall continue to give my 2 cent worth!
Re mammalian protruberances: notwithstanding the above, I must admit I do have my favorites, it's more a matter of shape than size: they cover most of the chest without being bulbous, have smallish aureolas and prominent nipples which point outwards as opposed to straight ahead.
Re your original question, why don't you start a thread titled something like 'hottest titties on site', let all interested people peruse the gallery and vote for their favorite pair, the party with the most votes can then update their profile "voted hottest titties on swinging heaven 2014"
Just an idea!
Your idea, you should do it by all means. banghead

banghead

will be interesting to see the response
And welcome, we look forward to reading your inputs

20 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
What scares me? I am not as experienced as I should be so I answer with what I think will scare me... Guilt! I always wonder if a meet ever happened (prior to a few days ago), if I would feel like a dog afterwards. Another scary thought is disease, always at the back of my mind...

You do of course realise that you are making some of us feel a bit like sluts hey? oh, wait . . . . . . shit, truth is out

20 Feb 2014

Quote by wolfman
From nothing, no nipples, nada, to humungous DDDs, balloonlike or sagging, doesn't matter one iota to me, as long as they're attached to a kinky mind which can recognize another of the same persuasion! It's the mindset that counts, what good is a juicy pussy or a hot pair of tits when they're attached to Mother Theresa (bless her soul)!
So there's my 2 cents worth, guess that'll be the end of this!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.

can I please ask you to explain what you mean by "killing the thread AGAIN" and also 'that will be the end of this"

19 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Ladies not allowed to answer this one?
Anyway I just popped in to ask about the BIGGER sizes going up to Double F cups??

PIB, I am Bi, so boys and girls welcome . . . lol

lol

19 Feb 2014

Yes, we all know that size does matter, and we should all by now know that it matters just a little bit more to men than woman, BUT, what about breast size guys? From a realistic point of view, what is ideal for you? A Cup B Cup C Cup D Cup etc etc . . . Personally (that means just for me) breast size is only relevant when the lady is wearing clothing (eye candy) and a B or C works just fine. When naked, I am more than content with whatever is presented.

19 Feb 2014

When you find yourself at that point of getting down to it with a new couple / single etc, what, if anything would scare you to the point of actually stopping the intended play? I think things like blatant hygiene issue would stop us all, but I'm talking physical things. We more often than not have a soft meet before play, and we all wear clothes, which cover many things, some of them are good things, but often there are the not so good. Is there any physical attribute that would stop you playing ? Say a scar? or a slightly bigger belly than the clothes indicted?

18 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
Why not make your own ?????

I think a lot of people have thought about it. And one can even see in some public restrooms the holes people have made, but I seriously doubt whether anybody gets any action at these places. Too big a risk of sticking your dick through the hole and some idiot kicking it or something . . . .. nah, I think rather ask Stamina for the "rub & tug" place phone numbers . . lol

lol

You have a pen ready? And many sheets of paper - the list is long...
I see you want to do things the old fashioned way . . Well if you had a real phone you could have sent the list that way :lol:

18 Feb 2014

Quote by Stamina
@ Stamina
........
A word of caution, leave vengeance and anger for the Ghost Rider.

Guess I chose my avatar wisely...
Never go and look for an opportunity for revenge . . . simply wait patiently, and take full advantage when it comes around . . .

18 Feb 2014

So, 12h45 . . . 16 people online in forum (was 17 before I posted) . . . and nobody has anything to say . . . . Online in forum 16 Record online 18 Total members 49,364 [ Chatroom Op ] [ Moderator ] [ Administrator ] Visible Registered Users (Hidden: 1, visible: 14, guests: 1): 69lover, Booblove, hangten, hornyguy69, michelle69, Nivek_2009, part_ners, redbruce, SDMR, sexfunplay, SexyMonkeyBum, Stamina, Sylvester2009, Thailand

18 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR
Not people *nekid* ladies!!!!!!!

that's what I said wink

wink

. . . in rows . . . yummy . . :wink:

18 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR
I would also be to scared to just touching a penis shoved through a strange hole. I like to know who and what I am touching.
As for ladies bending down and taking anyone without her knowing who and what she is allowing to enter her body is NOT healthy to me these days.
Going of topic like always,
SDMR, you my dear, have obviously NOT played adult games before HUH???
*Glory holes* reminds me of some really naughty adult games we used to play at parties in my youth.
Bed sheets were used to cover the men heat to toe, with only their pride and joy on display,then we ladies got to choose one to play with or identify your lovers or usually ended up being fun
Us ladies on the other hand had to sit on glass tables and men could crawl underneath and check us out or choose which little naughty pussy he wanted to play with.
Just a view variations to glory holes really.
I know there is a few dungeons that has glory holes and if you have a sub.....you make him/her stand on one side and invite a few strangers to do with him/hher what they wanted or better yet...have him give good BJ`s

A row of people sitting on glass tables with crawling underneath .. . . . . yes please lol

lol

18 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Why not make your own ?????

I think a lot of people have thought about it. And one can even see in some public restrooms the holes people have made, but I seriously doubt whether anybody gets any action at these places. Too big a risk of sticking your dick through the hole and some idiot kicking it or something . . . .. nah, I think rather ask Stamina for the "rub & tug" place phone numbers . . lol

lol

18 Feb 2014

Quote by Adonis
Op daardie noot waar kan 'n mens 'n Sybian in die hande kry

I would think your best option would be to go to a local sex store and ask them to order one for you.

18 Feb 2014

I think glory holes are like Dogging . . . very rare, and hard to find . . .

18 Feb 2014

any guy who can wax his sack, is very lucky. I found it causes too much damage to the skin. Veet burns the skin and that only leaves the option of shaving.

14 Feb 2014

Quote by Pussinboots1
Ohhhhh make up words.....
And here I thought I could express just how I feel with one word........
FUCK.........

I like that word

14 Feb 2014

So having read one of Stamina's posts in another forum, I thought the word he made up was absolutely classic: The word being "GAYSIST" . . . . So, let's try start a new daily topic, and we can see how many "not real" words we come up with that we actually understand