In your profile, you list your "partner" as a gay 94 year male. In the same profile you give the link to your partners profile which states he is a 54 year old straight male.
This alone is bound to result in people taking the piss out of your profile.
Just a thought, and I honestly don't know if I am even on the right track here, but if the male of the species has 'issues' wearing condoms, be it because of slipping or sensation or or or . . .. . . . wouldn't the female condom be of some benefit???????? surely in this day and age, it is not only the males responsibility to be 'responsible' . . .
Your post heading is "cross the line" . . . . that tells a story in itself . . .
Not really into playing those kinds of games . . . :twisted:
It never seizes to amaze me how people are selective on public forums to their own end game . . . . . . .
Surely as a mature adult, when one responds to something, one should have the common sense to respond in it's entirety and not just be selective of what they respond to?
Perhaps I should forward a suggestion to the Site owners that they should add a tab in the forum list, something like "let's see who we can ridicule today" or maybe "I have no understanding about what is going on so I will just twist others words" . . or even "comments about being banned from the site" . . .
As a male of the species, I suppose it's only fair to agree with what you say @Amazon, that most and not all men are cowards.
I obviously do not know what you mean exactly by cowards, but in all honesty, and in my own opinion, most men are some or other kind of ID10T.
I would add my voice to @PIB in saying that there are those who are not such a perfect example of what you have experienced, and encourage you to somehow learn to "filter out" these guys.
I think a survey should be conducted using Swing Heaven members.
If one looks up average penis size and the current topic (how long do you last) one finds there are numerous surveys with pretty much similar results as far as the survey averages go.
If one puts something on Swinging Heaven forum, the average of how long do you last, goes from the medically researched 2.5 - 5 mins to the Swinging Heaven Members 15mins - 2hours . . . . and the average penis size of 6" is more like 8.5" . . .
I am very reluctant to put any hair removal cream on my sack . . . usually just get burned.
But, you say it works. . . . . . . what the hell, if it doesn't it's only a week I have to deal with . . .
A starnge one indeed.
Maybe too much lube, maybe a different type of lube?
Maybe a different brand or size of condoms? Maybe condom manufacturer had poor batch?
I really don't know, but can imagine how frustrating it must be. Any lady who has a situation where the guys condom came off inside her would freak . . . . (the guy would too I bet)
If you decide to invite her into a triangle situation, what doe that make you?
If you tell your misses, what does that make you?
If you tell your friend, what does that make you?
Basically what I am saying is the way I see this, you are going to be on the loosing side if you do anything about it. So my 10 cents is just leave it be for your and her sake.
Anyway, you mentioned you were in a pub, so if after 8 years, this is a first, maybe she was just having a laugh with a bit of liquid encouragement in her.
hey, why the hell did you put this post in site help anyway?
Did I really just reply to this . . . ???
My first reaction was that you have had an unpleasant run in with a "international member" . .. then I remembered that the postal code system in use on this site can be a little frustrating at times (according to distance locator, some areas are 110km away from me when in actual fact they are 900km) however, this is the internet, it cannot be 100% accurate at all times.
So I am going back to my initial reaction of you having had an unpleasant run-in with an international member.
So once or twice now I have noticed that if I send a compliment message to a member, and I am meaning something tasteful along the lines of a simple, "Hi my name is Shawn, just wanted to say nice pictures" then the profile owner suddenly takes the pictures off public and puts them in Private.
Now it is only once or twice and the majority of people will send a "thank you" or a "show me yours" message in return, but I am wondering, should I maybe be a little more hesitant to pass compliments about pictures ?
And by Jameson, I do not mean the Irish Whiskey. (Jenna Jameson)
Hi Ian,
Most posts on this forum relating to sex die a rather quick death, but here's hoping your post gets a reasonable response.
Firstly, let me make it clear that this is NOT a complaint in any form whatsoever.
My question is purely for my own knowledge and understanding.
Can someone please maybe tell me how come in the gallery, a picture will appear on say page 1 and then again on page 3? I have made sure that it was not a case of the profile having 2 of the same or very similar pictures. It does not happen all that often, but I am curious as to why it would.
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and post when sober my motto - then you'll make sense 
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