Ouchie bob969......  BUT believe me when I say, YOU WERE already in PAIN when you had your medical intervention!!! I do believe you  want and wanted to  TUCK YOUR COCK AND BALLS and run away!!! That,  just remembering and thinking of the procedure ,those little nuts is right now crawling up your abdomen and your cock is trying to become as small as possible at just the thought of inserting a device into your urethra again....

I just want to add it should not be painful when you do play normally  (smiling evilly)

Talking about how to please yourself..aka  little kink included...made me think and wonder if any of the guys are into *penis Urethral Probing  or best known as Urethral Sound Penis Pluggings??

LMGA  Ja ek het uitgevind ek moet nou betaal om te skryf op die Fora.......maar dit pla my glad nie, ek betaal graag my dues as ek iets geniet!

Mense kla dis nie `n sex site nie, maar `n swingers site.   Dink weer .......dit is hopelik is die mense wat hier rond flits  almal *open minded* 

Die manne WAT dink hulle kry VERNIET EN vinnig seks hier, maak een helse fout!!!  Hulle sal baie meer en meer vrylik seks op ` DATING site kry glo my!!!!!

Yesterday, I browsed  sexy men....and boy There are SEXY men out there....Their Mothers would be so proud of them!!!! From 6 to 8 rectus abdominus Now this made me wonder how in the world they achieved that!!!!! I know ladies get *implants and collagen injections   I read somewhere that some men get implants to simulate the rectus abdominus....... soooooo  I was wondering while admiring those yesterday!!! Ohhh...sighing this side of the computer...oh and nice bubble buts....and nice pecs....drooling.....

Reading the Fora`s since being back it is interesting,  NOTHING ever really changes.

There is a lot of Fora`s where single males complain, or females complain, same can be said about couples complaining about the singles, whether they are male or female.
NOTHING changes.

What we all seem to forget is the name of this site is a SWINGING site, which means it is a COUPLE site where they meet to exchange partners. 
We as the singles here, even the married or involved people playing as single, should remember that. 
We only fill a portion of the couples needs (and then it ALSO is NOT swinging).As a third partner, BUT never as a swing partner, cause we do not play with them with a partner. 
Some singles DO hook up together as single,WITH the understanding it is to join couples as a *couple*.although they remain single.
Most couples here are NOT looking for a Quicky or just a hook up, well it should not really happen, IT does, I know, I know, What MOST couples try to achieve is hooking up with a few couples with whom they can BOND and form a FRIENDSHIP for the purpose of regularly swapping partners. As what swinging is really standing for! 
Swingers parties is something else again, there is NO bonds or friendships formed, the swapping happens on and by agreement in/at/on that specific moment. Also if it is just the ONE partner going of to have sex, IT IS NOT swinging!
So for my POOR mind:-  Playing with a single is NOT swinging!!!!  
Sharing a man or lady is NOT swinging.  
Singles meeting up other singles is NOT swinging!!! 
A man letting his wife being boinked by someone else is NOT swinging,and vice versa. 
Females/Males going off to have sex without their hubbies and the other wivey is NOT swinging.

SWINGING is WHEN 2 COUPLES swop partners TOGETHER at the same time!!!!

Now to get back to my original though, we as singles, YOU as a couple with *other*needs, say for a third person in your bed, BDSM, for a quicky, even for samesex hookups (gay) whether as a couple or single, or Dogging as STATED and CATERS for EACH of the mentioned ON this SITE  makes this a SEX site! NOT just a swingers site!
We all need respect, being male or female. We need respect if we are a couple or single...It just does not matter WE NEED to remember each and every person on this site should be treated with respect.
I really hope people would read this and say they agree. Sadly the people whom should read this and take it to heart will never do so!

@Funky1za  Sadly I have to say that you sound like a romantic kind of person, and YES any lady would like to know there is someone who she can chat to, who will see her and NOT just her boobs and ass. As for a connection, that is what most of the peeps here are trying to achieve, sadly, until anyone who is single, gets included into a SWINGING group of couples who plays together regularly. A *quicky* is the only thing this site offers. 

@Henny55 OMW  I am so sorry to read that you went though THAT trauma.

And YES PEOPLE!!!!  a Penis can be fractured!!! and it CAN become deformed if left untreated!!!!

@Davido123  You surely have nothing to be ashamed about, I have seen penisses daily for 45 years, all sizes shapes and colors under the rainbow!!! UNTILL the day I retired, I have seen Penisses!!! Aswell as vaginas and boobs for that matter....Anyway you have plenty to ensure pleasure for yourself and the person you are with!!! good for you for checking out other blokes cocks  BUT never feel ashamed!! NO NEED to be ashamed!!!!!!

@Funky1za  I do agree, a well groomed lady(or gent) is always a pleasure to behold.  I also like perfume, but dislike an overpowering smell of perfume, I like just the hint of smell when you are close. Sad thing is, perfume taste awful!!!!!! Ahhh  a boot fetish, yeah?? A lot of people do have one believe me!! NOW specs are a new one, for SH, I think...you like the bookish/scholarly  type? There is really some sexy ladies wearing glasses/specs.!!!

@Henny55  I also agree. I know a LOT of really obese ladies and let me tell you, they TURN me on.  JUST because they are really well groomed!! 

@bob969  I will scroll back to the back of the story section....

@Henny55  You really do not need a specific cock and ball ring, if you use rope it work even better!!! Just pop a bullet vibrator into a condom and put it on and wall you have what you need!!! I think you can google how to tie the rope, if not, ask away!!! BUT do not be lazy check first.  OH,  a LONG  shoelace works just as well!!!

If however you want to go and buy a cock ring make sure it fits with a little give!!!

Also if you use a thick rubber rope/string/tubing  with  a bead with a BIG hole, you can make your own cock and ball constrictor...just double loop the rubber tubing through the hole of the bead pull it through to make a nice loop   insert a second bead with a big hole and again pull the same rubber tubing through making a second loop ..all you now need to do is pop your balls through one loop and press the bead down to the tightness you need, now insert your penis through the second loop and tighten it...and walla,  the same as using a rope/ or cock rings!

You could even use a vibrating bullet pop it in a condom...insert into your anus...or just pop it onto you  perineum (area between your scrotum and anus) tye the front of the condom onto a rope and the opening of the condom with a rope, now just make your very own thong with the condom and vibrating egg and vibrate the exterior of your prostate!!! remember the condom rope in front of the vibrating egg should open with a v  to ensure your balls and cock are free to do with what you like. 

I have this NICE anal probe & bullet, both which vibrates.... stimulates the prostate and the penis frenulum nicely!!!!

OH I nearly forgot..BESAFE!!!  Ensure you do not turn your cock and balls with out a bloodflow!!! Always feel and ensure it stays nice and warm and do not let it TURN to purple and become cold!!!  You could castrate yourself like this!!!

@bob969  I agree with you!!!! PoohC may seem slender, but LONG!!!!! 

@bob969   How far back is Iced Lolly situated??  I was scrolling and scrolling......

@ Adonis  Thailand, Mensig, dit was seker `n lekker vakansie!!!!  LOL, Dis `n Thai massage daai !!!! Na die massage  seker seer gewees vir `n dag huh???

@bob969 Aaaahh  a Smile.....and Eyes..... A smile can be bogus, BUT combined with the eyes, it should be a great smile, showing how pleased the person is to see you!!!  Then of course willingness to stay & chat while the clothes are flying through the air........Revealing.......sex in the making!!!!! YUM......

@Adonis  Agge Nee!!!!!  Hoekom kry jy nie meer geleentheid om die dames te bewonder nie??? Ek stem `n elegante self versekerde dame bly darem maar seksie!!!!  Sooo jy is `n boobie man HUH???  Ek sal dit moet onthou!!!!! Nie dat my boobs meer *cleavage* het  nie...dit is pure slote deedse dae!!!! LMGA....Weet jy wat ek vind is erg...die jong mans wie se broeke omtrent op hulle heupe hang en hulle hele onderbroek uitsteek!!!! Shees, tenminste kan hulle commando gaan en iets vir die oog gee om na te kyk!!!! Daai Boste en Boste hare moet natuurlik moet getrim wees, anders is dit ook net `n nagmerrie!!!

@PoohC   Aaaah the slope of a ladies back...the dimple right at the top of her nicely rounded bottom, while a little drop of water runs down the indent of her spine...aaahhhh...Shorty,shorty denim shorts surely!!! To see those little wobbly wobbles  just under her bottom when she walks... a light spank to get them all to quiver....OKAY!!!!  I need to put a muzzle on you by now I am sure!!!!

Yeah, I can see it...  a nice back to showcase a long string of pearls, while wearing a sexy open backed dress!  I will also salivate I promise!!

@Bigboy1959   Sadly, I think the *stones* might get lost in my loose skin these days....

@PoohC   Oh boy!!!!   If your hands get sexier than it seems, you certainly do not have to worry about penis size!!! .....Every penis has delight .....I know your wifey is gonna agree with me. 

SMORGASH BORD  continue !!!!!!!!

@ Adonis,  Jong ek moet se soms klink goed verre gaande, maar glo my soms klink die waarheid na bog en *stories* na waarheid.  Net die persoon wat dit skryf of vertel al weet of dit waar of verbeelding is, elk geval geniet hulle dit om te vertel, want dit bring weer met die vertel slag, daai opgewonde tinkeling mee. Soms is die adrenalien nog so bruisend in mens se are, dat mens dit net moet deel.

En vir sommige lesers is dit al *genot* wat hulle kan kry. 

Storie vertellers kan maar aanhou skryf!!  

By gese, soms wens ek net mense het beter pen manskap as wat hulle vir ons gee om te lees....Daai swak geskrewe stories *skip* ek gewoonlik!!! Dis nie te se ek skryf te wonderlik of beter as hulle nie ne....ons is almal ook maar net mense.

What part of a body turns you on immediately??

Looking at a face, boobs, bottoms legs ,eyes, what??

I know men like to visualize sexyness...Though for me,it should not be those blatant in your face genitals photos, those where you see what the poor woman had for breakfast, to me that is not really sexy...I do have a male mindset with my female mindset...I was after all Pansexual.
Nope,ladies it is the pose you strike, the see through dress you wear...the hint of your breasts....the hint of nipple rings or a nice belly button stud....The idea of what the lady is hiding with her clothes...is what really turns me on..and I am sure for the males as well. I know I also post genital pics...but those I do post I always try and cover up...just as I cover up my face......it is for the knowing and seeing in REAL life...not on a page!!!  I also like tatoo`s.. In fact, I LOVE tattoo`s
Women again Love to hear/read about romance....the idea of sexy things to come, to imagine, to think ...yeah sure, we do like LOOKING at sexy men. but we do get revved up a lot by hearing  or reading about sex or sexness. Females, I have found over time is very diverse about what they find sexy...some might like a beard some a bald guy...who know what may turn you on 

I know for me it is a gents hands, it is certainly the first thing I look at...it does not have to be smooth and pedicured like a females...nope,  it may have some calluses due to hard work...as long as the gents nails are clean!!! At least when they are NOT working with oil soil or whatever . When they are NOT working it should at least be short and clean.

I would of course have liked to SEE six-pack abs, but as you all know THAT is certainly NOT the norm for a normal male!!!! Hell, I know some females who sport bigger biceps that the normal male!!  Hands by far is something to look at, it tells a lot about a person.
When naked...  I like to check out ..... NO you damn perverts.....not the gents genitals,  I like to check out his feet!!!!  I DO have a big foot fetish... the same can be said for a person's feet....is the nails nice and short, and MOST certainly Clean???? BETWEEN the toes nice and clean????
Once again if these parts of the person is NOT perfectly clean, I steer far from that person!!!

 Why not share what the first thing is you look at when meeting a new potential sexual partner???

@PoohC   For Today, I will not do it again!!!!! LMAO

@PoohC  I so like your wifey!!!!  What a great comeback!!!!!

@ Sofistikitty,  How nice to see you are still onsite!!! And nicely active!!!, although the same old, same old issues remain a pain in your and I am sure a lot of single ladies asses!!!

Still organising parties, for the peeps ???

@Bigboy1959   Thanks for sharing.   I never had a Hotstone massage.

@Bluemoon.  Now this is what I was talking about! Thanks for sharing.

@Freshman  Sad to read this kind of Fora once again, it will most likely always stay a debatable situation. I have gone to read and perv your photos, and I see you have quite a few profiles who have met you guys and says that you are great people! I for one would not even think about the negative people on site and just enjoy & live the way you intend (and are doing)to do. Good Luck on your forward journey.

@Kaapse_Kobra   I am so pleased for you.

@haveusbc  Great input!!!!

@abe123  Oh boy, resting *it* is impressive.    

I think I need to THANK whatyouwant profile for starting this smorgash bord of cocks on display!

But I think my poor old heart might just go on strike......

@JamesBarnes  Ouchie, for getting an adult circumcision. You surely do miss your foreskin I am sure. There is so many pleasures to be had with one as that piece of skin contains a LOT of sensitive play areas. Sad day a Mother does not teach her son penis cleanliness and care, and rather opt for a circumcision.  

Heck having a Circumcision for medical reasons, or religious reasons is everyone's choice, but a Mom taking that choice away from her son is doing more harm in my eyes. My opinion, and no one has to agree with me here.

@Freckles  I have all those lovely toys you mention...sadly they are all dust gatherers at this stage.....

Must say my toys are Looking for a new owner to give them a Happy working home!!! 

You say you like your Penis pump.... how do you use yours,and what does it do for you ???

Someone asked me about estim (Erotic electrostimulation) on genitals, THAT of course rushed my mind towards all the damn SEX toys I have gathering Dust in the garage!!!

And I wondered if some of you guys also have sex toys somewhere gathering dust??
And if / when you bought a Sex Toy, after using it,if you were so disappointed in the item, you just wanted to growl???
I have quite a few such toys. I have to tell you guys!!!
But the BIGGEST and WORST Toy ever I invested money in, was a Penis PUMP!!!!
Now I JUST know you guys are going to sit up straight and wonder what the heck an old lady wanted a penis pump for.
Guys remember I am Kinky...I also Believe / d to HAVE all my OWN toys for my play session with my partners/subs. That way I could ensure absolute sterility and cleanliness for all items used. When playing with different partners, you most certainly cannot buy new toys for each one, it is far to expensive!!! It is different if you only have one partner of course!!!!  Thus me being anal about cleanliness and such, is actually VERY important!

Back to the penis pump.......I bought it to do some CBT (due to all the blood flow to the penis,it will make a penis  more sensitive) Man, it just did not work the way I thought or planned it to work.

 I then tried it as a pussy pump,although the cups differ on a pussy pump, it did work slightly better but was harder working it, as I had to press it quiet tightly to the pussy area incase air entered.(Which it did)  It however Worked VERY well as a BOOB and Nipple Pump!!!! BUT  as I do not frequently play with ladies, I thus cannot really use the damn Penis pump!!!
There it lies. Gathering dust....No use to me.

Of course there are more such toys...Like the so called vibrating nipple clamps....does NOT work, do not waste your money, clover nipple clamps Looks nice...but really...it has only a LITTLE clamping area,  best nipple clamps ever, is my home made one`s. You of course do get VERY nice bought nipple clamps  BUT not here in South Africa , everything has to be bought online and you are never sure what quality you might get.

As for The BEST Sex toy I have.....I call it my Butler!!!!!  it is a long handled bullet vibrating egg. It is wonderful !!  It stimulates a prostate JUST beautifully!!!

Oh boy, I can talk sex toys for days...all my toys are now old fashioned I am sure, as there is so many newer items and upgrades available...oh boy.  BUT I do like my toys so sad they are all gathering Dust in the garage!!!

Tell us what toys aggravate you for being useless!!! And what toy was your Best buy ever.

@bob969  One is/should never be aggressive when active in a session of BDSM. that is a rule that everyone should adhere too!  Everything is/should be controlled and monitored at all times, It is a safety rule to any SS&C sessions!  I know there are people out there who is REALLY sadistic and masochists. I have seen some men nailing their OWN penis to a wooden board with BIG nails...Now that is most certainly NOT ME!  

I just knew ball *cupping*what going to get mentioned somewhere.....LMAO..