@SDM   LOL Now why did I just know you would not present a cock shot???  LMAO....

As for my old bucket list...wrist tends to hurt these days, so sadly no more vigorous poi swinging with my floggers!!!!

@ South_Africa    Cock and Ball Torture.

@PoohC   I had to laugh when I read this one!!!!!  I hope more people share their introduction *play* whether it was good or bad....

@ Kaapse_Kobra   Oh Yes sweetie, most certainly did!!! My speciality is CBT. 

@SDM   Oh forgot...Where is YOUR smorgash Bord presentation in the Penis Fora ? HUH,I ask you, HUH?????

@SDM  Hello there, LONG time no see in the Fora!!!! You Sex God, You!!!

Not sure why you are putting your hand up..

1) To surrender maybe.

2) To say you had a Stone or Cupping experience? If so, do tell us about it please.

3) To say you had a fright reading about blood and bdsm.

4) To offer to be my guinea piggie for that Fire Florentine Flogging  to get it off my bucket list before I kick the bucket  ....

LASTLY  but not least....for today...

The smorgash penis bord is coming along nicely!!!!

@JamesBarnes   You are a VERY brave man!!!  Not everyone is honest enough to say they DO compare...

I do agree  in the heat of play sessions a LOT can happen if the horny hormones take over.  

Having a *jerk off* party for men only is a Thing.... the same can be said for masturbating both male penisses at the same time...even if the lady of a couple does this, I always wonder  why men would like to experience DP, but/and refuse to touch another mans cock....as DP is a sure way for men to touch...even if not deliberately. 

AND NOW  I JUST HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING......even as my tongue is in my cheek for the next few minutes....LMAO

Reading the next sentence..and pasting in....********I do enjoy seeing a cock that looked like mine did when i still had one.*****

Poor YOU Mr JamesBarnes...NO more penis HUH???  you exchanged your nice penis for a va jay jay??

@ Kaapse_Kobra    Be AFRAID...VERY AFRAID.......NEVER offer your penis to anyone who is INTO BDSM.....Except when and if you have already agreed on your hard limits......

Makes my thoughts run away again...sadly, I never gotten around to DO something on my bucket list...I still wanted to give someone a Florentine fire flogging ...due to the fire precautions which I had to ensure for safety, I never gotten around doing one!  EISH.....

I  think EVERYone reading my musings about Cupping today, has GOTTEN a big fright when reading the words *BLOOD*and *BDSM*......thus NO replies....LMAO....

LMAO @ Kaapse_Kobra    Just so you Know...it is actually VERY dangerous offering me your Penis...I will/MIGHT use it in VERY KINKY ways.....

@Kaapse_Kobra   Thanks for offering your nice penis to me, but SADLY I could not use it like I would /could use one of my own!!!

Talking about Massages made me think about the unusual massages one can receive. I do know a few types, I was the lucky recipient of sensual and deep tissue massages, head and neck/shoulders and of course feet massages, you guys, the really known usual one`s.

 I never did receive the newer Hot stone massage, one friend of mine told me about she received recently. 
NOW  I do wonder how and if that is really nice, I can think the heat of the stones & the heaviness of the stones,  BUT the same could be acquired from hot hands and the use of strong/deep hands pressure.
So I of course, Googled, what a wonderful toy Google is!!!
And what do you know, I read that some people consider *CUPPING* as a type of massage!!!!  Was I surprised!!!!!
Now I know Cupping  (done a few sessions doing a-la-Ria-Fire Cupping) 
OKAY! okay,  GUYS get your heads outta the gutter here!!!! NOT THAT kind of cupping!!!! I did that as well, more frequently than Cupping, but this is NOT what I am talking about!

I of course did not use real Cupping cups, when I did it I used a thick shot-glasses for it...DANGEROUS people!!!!!!!  Please do not do it if you DO not know what you are doing!!! For when you heat the cup with fire it may crack and burst!!!!! Now a days you can buy really NICE kits!!!!  I would also think the dry suction cups working with air pressure works well!!! 

Anyway,  back to why I used to do it!!!  Now most of you guys KNOW I am KINKY!!!  Although Blood Sport is dangerous and really dangerous (especially in today's society) in a BDSM play session, there are people who LOVE, Blood & Knife play or Edge play!!!  They love having little cuts bleeding, they love when they are covered in blood, the color and the smell of blood and the feeling of blood flowing down their bodies! Some also like tasting blood!! Now don`t go  ewww, let people like what they like and basta!!! As long as it is SAFE SANE and CONSENSUAL. 

Well that is why I used to do Cupping....it gets a lot of blood flowing down their backs and pool around their bodies!!!!! and NO harsh cuts at all!!!  I used to only prick the skin with needles to ensure the skin bleed underneath the cups to collect blood.
I am not going to talk and bore you guys about the mindfucking games and the preparation that goes into blood playing session in a BDSM session.
I was just surprised to read that cupping is considered a deep tissue massage method. I did however know it is considered an ancient form of alternative medicine, never a massage though.

Anyone ever had Cupping and Stone massages??

@bob969   So..oooooo  Your head get nailed a the top HUH???  LMAO.......  Yeah, yeah, I know I do have a dirty mind....and I also know vulgar slang......Who knew......stil LMAO.

Being seductive ...man oh man,  I can only try.                                            And DREAM!!!!!!!!!  

@ Henny55   Now you are talking my man, who needs clothes when we are OUR age?? 

Only difference between you and Me.... No pubic area in view with my tummy apron .. and once I swing my boobs OVER my shoulders they cover my ass!!!! so indeed  WHO needs clothes???.. My apron and bum covers  are slightly in need of ironing as they are really really wrinkled.  And on a bad day when I need a wake-up call, I can even slap myself silly with either the left or right boob!!!  I see you need a-ways to catch up to me in that way though!!!

@Kaapse_Kobra  ..Nice veins and foreskin!!!  All you now need is to get that snake really really angry, so it gets harder and redder and spits a bit!!!!

@ROB_C   At least you have the guts to say you have a little envy now and again...

I myself have a LOT of ENVY!!!!!!!  I need a PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I WANT  a penis!!!!!!!  Now the Little of littlest one I have (called a clit) is NOT what I want!!!!!  I WANT a PENIS!!!!!!!!  DAMN   ......

@sexysam69  Who is to argue, HUMP away!!!!!

@ sexysam69   I would like to say ladies in the lifestyle tends to be more vocal towards what they need, most poor schmucks NOT in the lifestyle tends to loose out on becoming assertive to say what they need. I, in my mind, think that is why most marriages fail and there is so many *cheaters*, NOT enough communication and trust.

@ sexysam69  Nope, I can think it gets boring,  after being asked if you ever did DP for the hundredth time  ...sheesh how many times does one have to answer THAT?? Just to get people to relax?  Rather take a Kama Sutra book and let people choose a random page and everyone *do* that...and on to the next  random page  and next partner.... 

@ Adonis.  Ek sal nou nie se ek het die wereld se kennis nie, was dalk net die wereld se grootste nymphomaan!  En nou sit ek met GEEN Libido nie  DAMN!!!!!

Ek self glo meeste van die persone op sex sites en in die Lewens styl soos die, fuik nie juis orgasmes nie, maar dit gebeur tog wereld wyd.  En net nou die dag praat ek met iemand wat vertel dat hy wel so paar orgasmes gefuik het oor die jare heen...was my verbasing groot! Gewoonlik is dit meestal die dames wat die skuldiges is. Ek weet ek het ook al so paar gefuik glo my.

Adonis....Hello Julle 2,  hoop dit gaan goed met julle!

I do agree, if the gent and lady knows what they are doing, it is VERY enjoyable!!!

Mostly us females are guilty faking an orgasm. It is actually easy to do, all you need to do is tighten your body muscles, moan, and if you are experienced enough, tighten your vaginal muscles..and walla....  orgasm extraordinaire!!!!!  Your lover won`t expect anything is wrong!!! Or even know you did not have an orgasm at all. We do this to ,Just get it over with or Not to disappoint our new lover.

Anyway I just thought I would tell you men and some ladies who experienced an fake orgasm..or Faked an orgasm...No one should despair, it is normal to do so at certain times. Just think if you are stressed, overworked and tired, mostly it is during a new sexual interlude as we ladies sometimes feel uncertain to ask what we need to be able to orgasm, mostly it is the younger ladies problem, as we older ladies is  more secure in ourselves as a woman and our needs, thus are not shy to *direct and orchestrate* to get what we need. 

ASK for what you need to reach that nice *high* ladies, most men will not feel inferior or even insulted, how in the world would they know how to stimulate a new lover if we do not speak UP??? 

Same of course can be said to men  ASK for the right touch...direct and tell us what you need!!!

For men to fake an orgasm is little more difficult, I would think, I never saw one fake one though!!!!  BUT they do also fake an orgasm now and again. NOW do not deny this Men!!!  You know some of you did at some time or another faked an orgasm. Just tell us how you did this!!!  

Hi.  Nope No Hotel or even a B&B  that caters for Kink.

But if you want to know where and how to *rent* a dungeon for playing there is 2 places I know about, both is exclusively for the BDSM crowd. One is a privately smaller owned dungeon I used to use when I still played and needed a place, the other is more for a Large group of people.  If you are in fact looking for, not the accomodation to hire, but rather for a specific person or group of people to play with, there is usually monthly meetings for evenings of playing and meeting the Kinky people of Cpt at privately owned homes.

I recently received a mail from a gent commenting on my naughty mindset. Saying that he hopes that his mind is still naughty when he reach my age.

Being asexual these days, one should think that my mind would also  become asexual! 
Well this obviously did NOT happen. 
However, I do worry what the hell would happen once Alzheimer sets in. Will I start sprouting all my previous sexual escapades loudly to the caregivers and staff,  if I should live long enough to become depended in a frail care home setting. Horror on horrors, I say!!!! This is most likely to happen, I tell you guys!

I can just imagine me, stalking a gent or lady with nefarious sexual ideas, just to forget what I wanted to do, when I do catch them!!!!! Or more like forgetting while on my way to do the naughty deeds!!!!!
Luckily, I will not really remember what I will do or say from hour to hour, hell even from minute to minute.  But I hope to get caregivers with a sense of humor, and not some old prudes who is overly religious! Some who will laugh with me and NOT at me!!!

Just saying!!!!

@ sass8021  I know what you are saying...I love back and shoulder rubs!!!

@bob969   Now this is what I am talking about, I SO ENJOYED reading your one experience!!!!  And it does sound like the Lady is a *lady*handling your little *hard problem* with the needed panache. 

I enjoyed Browsing the link that I found on google that I shared at the top and in the Thai Fora.  

BUT NOW  I do wonder  ..

Some of the ladies ( not sure if they are qualified masseuses or not) are posting sexy posed selfies and offering *Adult* massages.  Makes me wonder if this is the *happy ending* you guys are looking for????

Eish NO ONE seems to ever has had a massage. How sad !!!  

I must however say. I had a PM from a gent telling me he has frequent Massages and he told me about having a  sensual massage of Senmas.  As I do not know Senmas  I googled it and found the next Link if people would like to explore more about where and what massages are available in each Province.

I see that the therapist Jeanine van der Westhuizen gives thai massages.

I googled and found the next:-

You can click on a therapist's name to view their detailed profile.
By clicking on a column header, you can sort the therapists according to that column. Clicking on it a second time reverses the sort order.

Now just go/click  to/on the therapist and it shows you what types of massages the person gives.

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Lets talk about massages. 

Now I know most of you had a massage at some time or other. I myself Love receiving any type of massage.
Now I am not just talking about Genital massages like the known Lingam and Yoni massages, or even massages that has happy endings.
I am just talking about all kinds of massages as such.
I will never say I am a professional masseuse, not at all, BUT I have a few people who does love my kind of massage.
I do mostly deep muscle massages which I love, just sliding and kneading my hands and elbows over a strong body is really enjoyable for me, Yes it is tiring and HARD work, never doubt that, but it is enjoyable for me. Sensual massage and Lingam and Yoni massages are another kind, I like to give!
 
Now this is not really and advertisement to get people to ask for a massage, NOPE not at all.

What I want to know from you peeps or my Fora fellow profiles on SH is:-

Have you ever received any kind of massage? 
If Yes, tell us more about it!
Did you have to pay for this or was it just for enjoyment with a partner?
Now for the naughty part...was there any happy  endings? Paid or between friends, Do tell us all!!

I do remember in the 1980`s a friend took me to a place for some relaxation in JHB, after a breakup that was *hard* for me! I know I expected a massage although she did not say any such thing at the time.
We are still friends and see one another at least every 2 years. I did write about it  it would most certainly be somewhere in the story section at least 7 years ago if I remember correctly.

Please do share all your massage experiences with us all, I know, I for one,  would like to share in your experiences!