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5 Aug 2014

Quote by joyrider
Well I think swinging is like FISHING. Everyone wants that perfect catch, but like fishing sometimes you use the wrong bite and sometimes there is just no fish were you are costing. And sometimes you do catch fish, but it is not the fish the right size you are looking for. So you throw it back. But you are happy you did catch a fish. So you try again and again. Only to find that the fish you had in mind just don't want to bite.
So the morale of the story is, be happy if you do land up catching a fish or pack up and move to another spot.
Am I right or wrong?
Joyrider
Still trying to catch a fish, at this point any fish will count

Cant agree more. Keep in mind that there are a hell of a lot of fish, and (sorry, I know we have said it many times so it is probably boring by now) after our erm many years of experience we can say that its also an odds game, the longer you at it and the more people you meet the more people/couples you will get to know that are closer to what you are looking for.

5 Aug 2014

Back to the important stuff, I think extended version of 'purple rain' puts prince right up there in the top two handfulls (like boobs, unless they of my lovey's) of guitarists (i say two handfulls as a single best is impossible), just like november rain (to me at least ) is slash's definitive guitar piece and parisian walkways (extended) is garry moore's definitive piece smile

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4 Aug 2014

for some reason everytime i get the violin out i am friendless............. when i sober up i am violinles s, however the kids guitars are all unpacked...... i think there is a fairy that changes the violin into two guitars that then make more guitars..... now seeing as this thread has become musical, who is your greatest guitarist? violin wise Vanessa mae, or old thingumy Kennedy ?

4 Aug 2014

thanks Lee, personally I find that it screeches less when I play after a few cases of alcoholic beverage, however I am as yet unsure (and for obvious reasons have been unable to scientifically verify) whether I play better or whether my ears are just less sensitive after said imbibing

4 Aug 2014

:color:

blink

:doh::violin::sticky: poke

poke

:moon::gagged::fuckinghell::laughabove::scared: loon

loon

4 Aug 2014

cute wench

4 Aug 2014

One of the topics that has been covered to death........... Freedom to choose ppls

3 Aug 2014

people people

30 Jul 2014

Well spotted, maybe people are just shy.....

29 Jul 2014

there is that and with android (aka googloid) phone you will probably sync your phone with your googleoid small car and go where you want to, somehow I suspect that Apple il not let the iphone x sync or interface with the google car............ wonder how you would run someone over who is also using an android celleryphone or for that matter who would give way in the event that most cars are googloid conrolle, the taxi or the car................ hm a 21st century question what was googled first

28 Jul 2014

Quote by Stamina
BlackBerry Z10. IPhone 5s 64gig. HTC 8X. Huawei P7...
Mike asked us to say what our phone says about our personalities... I am a spender and I love gadgets. I need many phones and decide each day which one I feel like using... I do however enjoy my BlackBerry Z10 the most.. and used to dispose blackberry until this fascinating little piece of tech genius. Still hate those qwerty keyboard bolds! Those are for teenaged girls only!
Second on the list is my Iphone... amazing little device but unlike android and symbian os, you are charged for everything, even is a lovely $11 per month! But apart from that just great. I bought a DJ app that links to Virtual DJ on my laptop and I can mix away while in the crowd away from the DJ box! Now that is cool, the DJ partying in the crowd while mixing up a storm!

$11 per month for , are you sure? the pay for everything and the becoming captive when starting to use is why I am not keen on any apple product, other than that I do think they are briliant
Yip... US$11 off my account every month. Even Windows IM that's free on every other platform carries a licence charge on the Iphone... I do not use the IPhone as much as my other phones but need all my instant messagers to work when I do use it so I pathetically continue to fork out the "dollars"... I have heard that there is a way to get around paying for on the IPhone but I am still to confirm how... so far, research shows me that is not possible. mine is jail broken and still I have to pay. I only got the phone out of impulse... Wanna buy it? lol

lol

if iphone is the route that I wanted to go then I would have gotten it when I got my sony as my contract includes any phone, not to be funny but you have just totally put me off keeping an eye open for the iphone 6

28 Jul 2014

Quote by Stamina
BlackBerry Z10. IPhone 5s 64gig. HTC 8X. Huawei P7...
Mike asked us to say what our phone says about our personalities... I am a spender and I love gadgets. I need many phones and decide each day which one I feel like using... I do however enjoy my BlackBerry Z10 the most.. and used to dispose blackberry until this fascinating little piece of tech genius. Still hate those qwerty keyboard bolds! Those are for teenaged girls only!
Second on the list is my Iphone... amazing little device but unlike android and symbian os, you are charged for everything, even is a lovely $11 per month! But apart from that just great. I bought a DJ app that links to Virtual DJ on my laptop and I can mix away while in the crowd away from the DJ box! Now that is cool, the DJ partying in the crowd while mixing up a storm!

$11 per month for , are you sure? the pay for everything and the becoming captive when starting to use is why I am not keen on any apple product, other than that I do think they are briliant

28 Jul 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta
IPhone 4s, vodacom is having a good special on it and they are easy to use for the technically challenged

xperia also easy to use for technically challenged, cant even loose your contacts anymore

28 Jul 2014

Sony xperia z, 1. Its bigger than Mike's smile

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2. Quite handy size between so dont need to cart a tablet and laptop around; 3. Can use it for everything from gps, camera(at times a modem, managed to use it as modem, while making calls and running , bbm and browsing on it all at once without it slowing down), basically its replaced a whole chunk of other pieces of equipment. My camera i still use at times but only for longer range shot. Memory is large enough to not realy have to delve into using the SD card, but its there in case. Seems to be more robust than samsung etc. Then I also have an indestructible nokia lbj (little grey job) from 19 OH something, it still has the dot matrix style screen that has no color........

14 Jul 2014

hmmmmmmm that is an unfair question as the longer you are active the higher the number will be, can however say that we are in contact with and still friends with most

30 Jun 2014

Quote by Funwithcouples
There are so many treads on this topic go and search for them and then you can decide.
But in short read the profile very good and make sure the profile is verified. Good tip, looked how many people verified the profile, the more the better.
Out of experience if the profile not verified, the lights must come on

I my self am not verified. I do not agree at all that a verified profile means the person or couple is less likely to be fake.
There a many couples on this site that I have met socially, and for play dates.
And after checking now, all but one of the profiles
Of people I have met and not verified.
Fakes and picture collectors are not linked to verification. It's down to character.
Verification on SH is down to proving the person/a in pics are who the claim to be. Not verifyin the people are genuine
not to be funny, we have been verified and it does mean that people are more likely to be who they say they are, you try and get verified as a couple with only one of you present.........

30 Jun 2014

Not how it should be and if anyone does not to abide by YOUR rules then find someone else, simple. You discuss what is and is not acceptable right at the start, then everyone knows not to waste their time on something that fundamentally cannot work due to different views

3 Jun 2014

Quote by LeeEC
Sorry - I just can't resist:
You're = YOU ARE
Your = The thing YOU OWN
Ok - one more thing
Those "I've read your profile..." messages are not actually chosen by the person sending them - it is the STUPID STUPID default message that the system sends when you 'wink' at someone - please don't judge people by the automated systems of the site!
BTW - you can change YOUR message on your wink by going to the settings page (left menu) and choose the 'wink' tab so that you can change the default message.

erm you would be surprised how many non automated 'i/we/us/ have read your profile blah blah blahs please make an eception' we get.
p.s aside from not being able to spell i acaanot read, lol

lol

wink

:twisted: your "Ok - one more thing" morphed into ' Ok - one morning"
P.S.S.S.S.S' (you get the idea) knowing mike i would hazard a guess that his lack of language use is intentional to show how weak some can be ;)

3 Jun 2014

Quote by Coastal_Gent
I agree with Paulus, they could have just replied with "Apology Accepted".
What irritates me is the aggressive wording in some of the profiles. I fully understand that if a couple, who have specified that they are only interested in females or other couples are bombarded with requests from single males, will start using CAPITAL LETTERS in their profile to emphasise their preference. There is nothing wrong with that. However I get irritated when the language becomes rude and people tell you in their profile that if you are a single male you must "take a hike pel" or "look up a prostitute in the newspaper ".
If admin was notified perhaps the people concerned could be asked to cool it?

Trust me the, people who fail to read the profiles or insist on mailing you repeatedly to meetup when they have not read your profile have no qualms about getting rude. As we have said before, sometimes the people confuse the "f*ck off" stated subtlety and in flowery language with 'oh please cum f*ck me, you are exactly what I am not looking for and thus have been craving my entire life'.
Goes back to the question of why bother replying to the time wasters, 'but make me the exception', 'you are wrong in your preferences' et al, if they did not take the trouble to read your profile. If you get a few a day, you end up spending all the time, that you would spend on worthwhile pursuits, on a wasteful and frustrating excersize...... and not to be funny but this has been covered many times in the forum.
Bottom line is READ the profile, the converse of that is HAVE A PROPER PROFILE for people to read

27 May 2014

Yup, for starters cold weather and moisture do not work, things get frozen stuck, then when they unfreeze to part you have a ton of blankets to contend with so you are promptly crushed......see logic is great, solves everything

23 May 2014

Quote by LeeEC
Actually I have AS MUCH of a problem with both.
The reason you HEAR more about married men swinging alone, is simply because there are more of them here.
Finding single women is almost impossible here. Any kind of women.

Have a problem with both

20 May 2014

nighty night

15 May 2014

Quote by darkjedeyw
What is the best way to introduce swining into my relationship?

Having read your previous post I would not suggest it at all for the time being. Swinging wont fix a relationship that needs a bit (or a lot) of fixing, it's more likely to build the coffin, hammer in all the nails, cremate it and scatter the ashes stretching somewhere near Ursa Minor to Uranus............

15 May 2014

no penis

15 May 2014

Next to a national road during the day

13 May 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta
Swinging party

swinging roundabouts

12 May 2014

Quote by Mike_Pta
wild thang

Sexy thang
sexy thong

12 May 2014

some poetic license : Mooi boobs

11 May 2014

booty call

9 May 2014

Quote by Princeton
count us in, wanna surprise wife

hmmmm not sure that a dogging session will always be a welcome surprise