Before you ask, we are looking for f**k buddies, no face pic = no meet = no play, we have face pics up so we expect the same, it is more important to us to see your face than your dick. If there is no pic in your profile, even one that is edited, please do not msg us.

We have been swinging for more than ten years so we know what we like and dislike, if we say thanks but no thanks then don't get offended, we are saving you time to find your match.

WE DO NOT EVER cross the racial barrier, use drugs, play with people in relationships playing alone, speak bingo. So please don't bother trying to persuade us otherwise (Also if you can't be bothered to fill in your Ethnicity on your profile, we cant be bothered reading any further). For all you illiterate idiots, DO NOT ever bother wasting our time with '' I have to at least try" or any variation on it.

We play for real not for cam.

We have kids and they come first.

We are together because we want to be and thus we only play together as a couple.

We don know the people on our friend list so don't just send a random friend request.

From time to time we have been known to eat our guests