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Straight White/Caucasian Male, 55
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Quote by LeeEC
Why @SDMR? Did you have something more disney to say about it? lol
Besides.... as far as I know diplomacy is the "skill of telling someone to 'go to hell' in such a way that they are looking forward to the trip!"
Not sure that applies here :cool:
@Stamina
Oh dear! Wait! are you saying you DON'T want to see my butt in boyleg panties?

A Disney character or two come to mind yes . . . . . but . . . :censored:
@Stamina, careful now . .. you also still owe PIB and I a certain picture from yesterday
Quote by KC_
Shame guys,
You have completely hi-jacked the new guy's post!
I bet he keeps checking to see if there is any more welcoming messages, and just gets bombarded with how SDMR, stamina and gorgeous are *fighting* over Lee!
;)
C

hang on, maybe you have a point, guy's we should pull this forum back into perspective a bit maybe.
So, in the correct order then . . .
1) SDMR and or Matt
2) NewGuy
3) KC
4) Stamina
5) Salad Bowl (sorry, I mean Georgeous)
6) ????? PIB has been very quiet . . .
7) ????? Voyer ?
8) ????
9) ????
Quote by KC_
What ever the outcome is,
I was unsure of the procedure, so went with a nicely trimmed bush...
I have to say, that being shaved by a pretty lady was quite a nice experience :twisted:
She shaved me first, and then did the laser treatment... I may *forget* to shave before my next session... whoops :twisted:
;)
C

So then, I shall not bother to wait for the results of your treatment, I shall go immediately . . lol
I hope it works out for you and is worth the effort in the end. Keep us informed so we can decide if we should also try laser one day.
Quote by Stamina
I think Lee realised that saying the words "Stamina, SDMR, Gorgeous, Bar" in one sentence and adding herself to the mix was opening a can of worms... She fled now.. he he he.
Careful what you wish for!

Dude, get the order right please . . . it's SDMR, then Stamina, then Georgeous and then Bar unless of course Lee decides Matt is drinking with, then he will Automatically be first (pssst, do you guy's think he will buy my BS line?)
Quote by Stamina
Lee simply meant drinks and good company! You guys are already at fourth base and Lee only wants to party. Shame on you! Lee, I will never take advantage of you Hun. I will meet you at that bar with flowers in hand. Sex will not even cross my mind... Ignore those two perves, you are not a peace of meat!
Shhhhh - don't tell anyone guys, but this is how you score Brownie points!
lol lol lol lol lol

Just how exactly did I become a perve in this????? I simply pointed out that my name was first, and as you guys have become accustomed to, I'm first in everything.
But anyway, pass the salad bowl please . . . wink
Lee, I kinda think you have been left out of this conversation from the moment a Bar was mentioned lol
Exactly. You'll be first and forgotten where I am last and will leave the lasting impression. First and forgotten is STILL first . . . .
I don't know if you have ever noticed but it also happens where white couples have adopted black babies. People just stare. It is because it is not a norm. (Quote) White people should not be adopting black babies, black people should not adopt white babies, these people do this to try and make themselves look like something they are not (especially foreign pop stars) What they don't consider, is that the poor child is going to grow up one day, and all through life he/she will be tormented because of the selfish choices their adopted parents made. As for people in a relationship of mixed race, they are adults, they can if they want, however I feel that those of them who are then go out in public and behave in ways which bring attention to themselves are also "in it for the wrong reasons" and are quick to blame society. Just be yourself, most people won't even notice you!
Quote by BORISKY
Please peeps,let people know,that if you go to Horwoods Farm at 1pm on a monday afternoon with your girl and make out on a public bench then move to your silver Lexus for some woman on top fucking,that you are gonna be watched,and it wont help to get aggro with me cos I am watcing!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by BORISKY
Went there on monday,couple pitched in a silver Lexus and went to the bench and started making then went to the car and she was riding they saw me watching the guy zipped up got out and got aggro with me for watching!!WTF???
BORISKY

@Stamina . . . do you maybe owe Borisky an appology for getting agro with him? lol
Borisky, people who drive Lexus' (yes I know it's just a Toyota with a different badge and bigger price tag) should rather go to a hotel if they want to have sex without people watching . . . . Don't let it bother you, but rest assured, they will be back (Stamina, that's a silver Lexus you should watch out for lol )
Quote by LeeEC
Now that makes more sense smile

I see LeeEC graduated with honours from the 'University of Diplomacy" . . . . .
Quote by LeeEC
I'm starting to get the impression that if I managed to get SDMR, Stamina and georgeous at the same bar counter - we would have a freakin awesome evening!

Hey guy's, notice how my names first . . . . lol lol lol lol lol pretty much like with everything else lol lol lol lol
Quote by LeeEC
Hi Mylo
Tip - don't confuse the 'old toppies' and the second language guys with slang dude! Don't worry - I've had to reign in my clever chirps and sarcasim so people don't take me so seriously lol
Welcome - it's nice to have some young blood here... BUT please don't just 'drop' the the hello and never come back!
Keep the comments coming!

Insert biting tongue smiley face here
Quote by Stamina
This is a bit off topic but I think should be said. It holds some link to shaving private area's...
Shaving man bits is all good and well, but remeber that HIV and such are a very real risk. Condoms protect pretty well but only go down to the base of the penis. Now, bare in mind that the scrotum is wrinkly skin. This skin is pretty hard to shave and nicks / cuts happen. Juices of an HIV infected female may not penetrate the condom but a cut is a guaranteed infection if those juices come in contact with it - and they almost certainly will.
So just saying, make sure you did not nick the skin before you go out and do a stranger! As with oral sex being a fairly safe form of sex and there being no documented cases of HIV infection from giving or recieving oral sex. There is however a theoretical risk... The popular thing to do when getting ready to go and meet someone - brushing teeth. Brushing teeth makes gums bleed (often)... Open wound in the mouth, HIV infected fuids from stranger = high risk of infection!
Or the shaved male may be HIV positive and the cuts from shaving an hour earlier tear open due to vigorous intercourse... HIV infected blood in direct contact with uninfected vaginal fluid... Carefull out there people, this is a close and present danger! 15 minutes of pleasure can equal a lifetime of hell - ultimately a death sentence!

@Stamina . . this post has reminded me of the old "Chomp" advert with the two Hippo's . . . . . . . :sad:
But in all seriousness, you do have a point or two . . . . . . just not so sure about the 15 minutes part?????
18 to 20something's are (in my opinion) not emotionally mature enough to deal with the potential effects of swinging. A male is going to get on with it thinking (mostly) hey, I'm getting my rocks off, but in all likelihood is going to have a serious change of mood when his pretty little girlfriend has another mans d-ck in her. A female is unlikely to enjoy any part of it, because of the way girls are wired (yes, I know there are exceptions) BUT, if they do enjoy it, they are likely to do exactly what any male would . . . . .find it wherever they can . . . . (whether we like to admit it or not, when it comes to s3x, the female holds almost all the cards) Another thing, when a female is s3xualy liberated, it shows, and then the slightly older male takes over, she starts experiencing what a 30/40 year old experienced male has to offer (s3xually, financially, excitement levels etc). . . . . . These are all things that the younger generation has to go through before they can mature (especially in today's protected world) I am reasonably sure that the majority of us who are 35 and older would have loved to have been able to grow up with the way things are today (knowing what we know) @Thumper said "I cringe at the thought of how much turmoil they are almost certainly going to have to endure!!!"" this is so very true, only thing is, at that age they jump ship, they don't endure for very long, and then the male of species starts saying some rather unpleasant things about his (now) ex-girlfriend (giving her a somewhat different reputation) which brings me back to emotional maturity. . . . . the 40 year old (+) generation "grew Up" by early twenties, today's generation are still "children" in their late twenties . . . . again, while I appreciate there are exceptions, I would encourage the younger generation to grow up first.
Quote by LeeEC
Purple Boots . . . . . Pink Boots . . . . mmmmm, Pink will always win . . .

Oh no! Black leather and red satin...... :twisted:
If given the choice, YES . . .however, our dear friend PIB only gave us Purple or Pink . . .
Quote by Stamina
In the interest of comedy, I will be a sport. Going to post it on my profile for a day...

Sounds like you have a picture handy . . . . . lol
Something I find rather funny is that on the home page under "people who might interest you" MY profile is listed first . . . .so it would seem that I can be an interesting person . . . even if it is only to myself lol
It might decrease your search chances even lower than the 4 you get on search now, but i dare you nonetheless lol
Quote by Stamina
I can tuck it between my legs and pretend I am a single lady? lol lol

In our heads, Images in our heads . . . lol
NO NO NO NO . . . . the bolt is actually supposed to represent everyone running to you (but they only have it in one direction)
Quote by Stamina
I am curious too... Does this happen (or has it happened). I am about 500m away from Horwoods Farm. I read that it happens there, so being the curious Goerge that I am, I have gone there extremely often! Nothing! Just council workers alseep on the grass.

Stamina, I would think that most people would fear for their safety at Horwoods farm (I understand hobo's are a bit of an issue there?) what about across the road at the Sports Club ?
Quote by Pussinboots1
*Stamina is poaching on my territory*
Fist fight???? Can I hold your shirts???? can I, can I?????? I like to perv pecs and such......

lol lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Pussinboots1
Now here I am sitting, I also want my hands on a woman or male right about NOW....any offers???

to see the resonses to this post PIB bolt
[quote="Pussinboots1"]LMAO @ SDMR...you guys are just as bored as me...I just read You and Stamina`s *new rule* as to test driving..under the introduction forum. And just so we are clear, that is not our new rule, Stamina is poaching on my territory and trying to confuse the newbies . . lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO @ SDMR...you guys are just as bored as me...I just read You and Stamina`s *new rule* as to test driving..under the introduction forum.
I think I might pop on a few rules myself.....like we ladies/ME as I am speaking for myself here, need to feel what we/I see in the pics.....and then use it to confirm *it* stays hard and, and, and.....
then just maybe I will get a few other ladies to confirm what I found *hard as needed,a good shooter,and staying power and of course is the testicles should be what I like...hangers and slammers or..............
I can go on and on and on......

Just to make sure you give the other ladies my correct details . . .it is View Post
Ok, so I have been reading and reading and reading in the forums about "Dogging" First, let me be clear, I know nothing other than what I have read. Having said that, I tend to get the impression that it is maybe more of a fantasy than a reality. Most comments are about "I was there but NOTHING was going on" or "there USED to be something going on there" or along those lines . . . It would seem that any body who has "SEEN" anything somewhere may have just in fact stumbled upon some poor couple who have no choice other than to bonk in their car . . . BUT, I state again, this is just how it appears to me. AND now my curiosity is getting the better of me, so anybody around my area (MP) or even GP for that matter (as I am there a few times a week) I would be interested to know if there are such venues.
Quote by Pussinboots1
Now this has last posting of SDMR made me remember those OLD faraway days that *is no more*
A full *bush*all natural.......
I always when shampooing my hair in the shower then plop on some conditioner....also condition my oh so hairy genitals!!!
Who does the same or used to do the same???
Not to talk about the *blow drying* it...I still do although there is mostly NO hair anymore.
Who is guilty of this with me??

and how are we all suppposed to concentrate now ? ? ? ? ? lol lol lol
Quote by Stamina
A hearty welcome to SH... You are going to love it here.
We have one important rule though... If you meet a hot single lady or a sexy lady from a couple, I have to "test drive" her first and let you know what she is like! lol lol lol

@niceGuy1 . . . please don't be fooled by the above fake rule from @Stamina. The rule is you have to inform me lol lol lol