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19 Apr 2013

Quote by LeeEC
... I wonder what I'm gonna get out of this ....
Ok, well I think I will now point out that at no point did I promise anyone could "go" first, second or anywhen, ha ha...
You should all know by now that your toys are not what I will find most impressive.... I'm a "Blade" girl anyway :twisted:
I'm perusing pictures, I want to see what you all have to offer.... put your best bits forward!

Yes, it is true that at no point did you promise anyone could go first, because you @LeeEC were never involved in the so called pecking order, that is a thing among the boys . . . . . . . (and so it shall stay) :bs:
@Stamina, we don't want to hear what you have to say here, or you @Georgeous . . . .
Now, @LeeEC to answer your question of what you are going to get out of this, well firstly, very popular with the people reading the way the rest of us are carrying on here, and second, HIGHLY amused no doubt . . . . . wink

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18 Apr 2013

It does and gets a lot of panties wet when they ride with me. lol

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Come-on guy's . . . you make this too easy . . . . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?

It is a Merc. CLK 63 AMG
Sexy car that... It shunts like a bitch! Nice choice!
Yip, the 6.3 AMG in whatever form is a special piece of engineering brilliance.

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
The awesome foursome will become the grusome twosome if we don't arrive! And we wont arrive, we will cum!!!

The rest of us have pretty much figured that you two won't arrive, you'll be too busy trying to prove who has the "bigger" toy . .. but not to worry, I will still give you guy's detailed feedback .. . . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by georgeous
He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids!

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .
That is at least THREE changes of panties . .
And for a spare set of pants if PIB 1 doesn't want to give back our pants.
Dude, you better hope you can fit yours under your seat . . lol

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18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
So we going down in SDMR's Audi? Drop us off at the entrance while you go find parking?

You guy's are beginning to make me wonder if you are on drugs (you know RITTALIN) Ride your bikes, find out who is faster, the rest of us will fill you both in on the events of the day . . . . . if you arrive

18 Apr 2013

Quote by SDMR
He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids!

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .
That is at least THREE changes of panties . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
He he he... Only kidding. I drive a good old Nissan Navara. More space for luggage than S3 though. And beer! Yes, I do allow liquids!

The centre console is big enough for at least changes of panties . . . .

18 Apr 2013

Georgeous, I can't make out if that's a Merc or what?

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
S3??? We would fit more comfortably in my Porsche Cayenne?

perhaps, but my S3 is real . . . (and I don't need my mommy to supervise)

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
I definitely think so... I personally choose avatars that suit mine. I am easy going, laid back and got a sense of humour... So mine will generally be humorous ones. More serious people will tend to have art like pictures. Insecure people will use pics of sexy people or nice cars or something to that effect. But I also think many people would just use a pic that they found on the net and thought it was clever or interesting and it may have no link to their personality at all...
bipolar people would use two avatars...

Well, me and my shadow almost completely agree with you, however, that is not the reaction I was hoping for lol

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Your frigging Avatar dude: Adult Supervision Required . . . . . . . now, if i had a sense of humour, I would read that as you publicly admitting that YOU need Adult Supervision and should not be let out alone . . . . . . . . and by the way, this site for over 18's only
Your turn . . . . . .
That avatar I have today is definitely for my personality... I am still a kid inside. The go-kart racing, paintball playing, playstation loving boy inside me got stuck there.
So it means two things...
1) If I meet a super-hot hunny here, I would love the Awesome Foursome to come watch (supervise)... wink

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2) It would always be wise to have an adult watch over me, I am the kind of guy that sticks a finger in a plug socket to see what would happen... lol

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BTW - Awesome Foursome = Stamina, SDMR, Gorgeous, Lee... Puss you belong here to but I can't find a cool word to rhyme with fivesome.
I'm actually speechless (yeah right) . . . . always good when someone proves your point for you rotflmao

rotflmao

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18 Apr 2013

Quote by georgeous
Ag pluweeeze!
If you pass Bloemies slow down to pick me up so that I can keep PIB and Matt company!
and ...... if you guys are still fighting, sorting out your positions I'll face Lee in the meantime?? :twisted:

We will never leave you behind Gerrie! There is a charge for a seat in the car though - a case of beer!
You will have to ask SDMR to pick you up as myself and stamina will be on our bikes. wink

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@ stamina, very nice avatar. I LIKE, I LIKE!
Welcome Gerrie,
You are most welcome. Just to be clear though, there is no confusion (except between the other two boys) about positions.
I will pick you up gladly, however you can buy Stamina his case of beer when we get to the venue (I don't allow ANY form of liquid in the S3 (yes boys, Daddy is also going to join the brag brigade now)
@Stamina, I see your place on the list is slipping lower & lower . . .

18 Apr 2013

Tried this once many years ago in PE, it's all about the thrill / rush. Just make sure you have the right person with you. . . . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
I definitely think so... I personally choose avatars that suit mine. I am easy going, laid back and got a sense of humour... So mine will generally be humorous ones. More serious people will tend to have art like pictures. Insecure people will use pics of sexy people or nice cars or something to that effect. But I also think many people would just use a pic that they found on the net and thought it was clever or interesting and it may have no link to their personality at all...
bipolar people would use two avatars...

Well, me and my shadow almost completely agree with you, however, that is not the reaction I was hoping for lol

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Your frigging Avatar dude: Adult Supervision Required . . . . . . . now, if i had a sense of humour, I would read that as you publicly admitting that YOU need Adult Supervision and should not be let out alone . . . . . . . . and by the way, this site for over 18's only
Your turn . . . . . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
Just ladies, NO HUBBY?????
Well I can not go......what a pity!!!!! The couple says NO cuffs and no whips in their profile........
But,..............biting my lip, ....................I wonder if they have ever experienced some SENSUAL play with JUST those things.....and plenty more.....
I do have plenty references I can give...........
Oh gosh .............. also I am to OLD!!!!!!
Oh well, once again I loose out!!!!

I have a sneaky feeling that PIB is not what she says she is . . . I think she is a stunning woman hiding behind a OLD person persona . . . . . come on PIB tell us the truth, you are young and delicious aren't you?

18 Apr 2013

I was wondering, do you think one could get any kind of idea of a persons "personality" from the pictures they choose as their Avatars in the Forum? @Stamina, I am particularly interested in your response . . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Pussinboots1
As you line up to go play with Lee........
I will take your pants in save keeping gents!!!!!!!!!
Line up and deliver........(the pants that is)
Now it is Matt`s turn to inspect you guys......
After your tired wrung out bodies are getting ready to go home.....
The pants in *save* keeping has to begotten back......
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ag okay...you guys can just have them......
Well I will first have to think on that part.

Please keep us informed on to how we would have to go about getting our pants back. . . . . . .

18 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
Well apparently, I am better in the delivery department than Stamina... Go look at the picture (mine)

Very Nice!!! That made my day!! It says "LeeEC" on your left bum cheek... lol

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@Stamina, "Very nice, that made my day????" What kind of response is that? you just got your short & curlies handed to you by a girl . . . . .
And you still wonder why you are never first . . . . . lol

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18 Apr 2013

[quote="Stamina"]But on a serious note: (Before the Awesome Foursome jacks the forum again)... You called @Stamina? I'm here ! ! ! !

18 Apr 2013

Quote by LeeEC
Dude this is not a porn site, people are not here to share pictures, there are site for that, I think there is one called newbie nudes or something like that, you can google it.

And the website "Newbie Nudes" suddenly has an unexplained traffic volume increase . . . .

18 Apr 2013

How quietly SDMR is sitting in the backround not commenting while the two boys talk about their toys . . . . . One good thing though, they have single handedly disproved the theory that men only think about sex, because between the two of them they have spent more time talking about bikes and tequila, suddenly all the "competition" seems to be gone.

17 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
Lets just all go at the same time... Lee is a strong woman, she can handle it! I choose the first "spot" though..

You guy's have no imagination . . . Foursome??? what on earth for, there are at least 8 of us for the get together to watch me go first . . . . lol

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17 Apr 2013

Quote by georgeous
It just shows that we can converse in any topic.

But we sure excel at talking bull

17 Apr 2013

Just so that you are aware, the more you two are out there "racing" the further down the list you go . . . . . but again, to prove what a sport I am, i will take both your turns and tell you all about it when you get back . .. . . .

17 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
Lee,
Please help here. This will not get resolved and we are gonna end up pushing and shoving at this bar to be first. So since you are the object of desire here, you need to choose in what order...

Dude, she already did . . . . . . Quote - "So obviously the idea of getting *what was the order again*... SDMR, Stamina & Georgeous in a bar together was a very popular one...." Unquote

17 Apr 2013

I am working on that... Do you have any idea how difficult it is to tuck this much meat into such a tight space!? @ Stamina . . . . images in our heads .. lol

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17 Apr 2013

Quote by Stamina
The only way that this order will be settled. I have the super fast bike, so I will get to the bar first which will ensure that I get first taste! - While you two are stuck in traffic!
And Lee? What do you mean "someone" for the body shots? That someone is you babe!!

You two will not even be told where it is until I have made sure it's "safe" . . lol

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. . remember, I am pulling rank here! But, to prove I am a sport, you can have my body shot . . . relax georgeous, you can have my second one . . . . .
Notice how I am refraining form commenting on Lee's admission of loving to be licked . . . . . now that Stamina, is how you get brownie points . . . . wink

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17 Apr 2013

Quote by LeeEC
So obviously the idea of getting *what was the order again*... SDMR, Stamina & Georgeous in a bar together was a very popular one.... :twisted:
So what if we could get them in the same place at once and maybe even someone willing to give them those much desired body shots.....
PIB would you come too? Would you be in charge of dealing with anyone who misbehaves? I know you have all the right equipment for the job...
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That is a fantastic idea, PIB, you are going to be one busy lady . . . . . . .
BUT, we just have to clarify the order for the rest of the gang . . . .
I get to go first, because:
I am the most experienced and because I am the oldest, and the other two need to be shown how the ladies want it done (not how they think it should be done)
AND also because that's what Lee said and anybody who has an issue with that should just forward their complaint to PIB

17 Apr 2013

Quote by LeeEC
Shaving your balls..... to eighties children's tv shows.....
You okes never cease to amaze me.....

Imagine if they watched the re-runs today? they would be shaving with some or other Mcguyver device . . . ouch !

17 Apr 2013

Gentlemen, I think it has been suggested that we change the topic of conversation . . . . . In an ever so diplomatic way lol

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