Quote by LeeEC
I believe I'm quoting you
MooPoo is indeed my wording . . . but I do not recall adding gang to it . . .(if I did, just pretend I never, and you lay claim to the name . . . )
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Quote by Pussinboots1
I JUST found the BEST ever Birthday present for my GF.
She is into *cooking* and will NOT miss an episode of *Master Chef Australia*
I Was Browsing and then happened on this book...
*Fifty Shades of Chicken* by F I Fowler
I had to smile ,cause kinky as I am, I immediately had kinky ideas when reading some
recipes.
With recipes like *Mustard Spanked Chicken.
*Vanilla Chicken*
*Dripping Thighs.*
*Learning to Truss you*
This cookbook might just promise to help me get my GF to find her inner Domme to help
us Dominate dinner.
Ever thought how people go about *slapping* some olive oil on a chicken?
Rubbing coarse salt on its oiled up skin.
Stuffing a chicken...more like Fisting???
Doing some ROPE work when binding the chicken legs??? Like Shibari!!!!
Impaling a chicken on a rotary braai??
Heck one can even Suspend a chicken .....
Happy KINKY cooking lies ahead
...
I am off to go see if I can buy the book.
Tell the rest of us where we can buy it . . . even if it never gets used for cooking, imagine the dinner conversations . .
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Quote by cute_dimpels
I recently found that I have this fetish...we went to my gf's cousin and husband for a weekend at the beginning of April. She is very attractive and sexy. The next morning when I went to bath I couldn't resist to look in the laundry bin for her dirty undies...I had butterflies running riot in my tummy. I saw the purple undies and couldn't resist to smell them and look for carry marks. There was none and it smelled quite clean but I would do it again.
Its a really big turn on looking at her and her not knowing that I smelled her panties the morning. Please share your experiences with the resty of the readers...
Ciao
@cute dimpels, sounds more like a GF cousin fetish than a panty fetish to me . . . but hey, best of both worlds I guess
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Coupl34xctcy wrote:
Hi guys.
I want to arrange a bring and braai. If you are interested pls let me know, if there is enough interest I will make all the necessary arrangements and send the invites. No date confirmed.
Thanks.
Jax
http://www.swingingheaven.za.com/swinger-parties/1255/
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Quote by Gerrie2012
What IS clear is that I certainly seem to have a gift for getting a thread red hot and keeping it there
So I think you guys need me to throw you a bone or two... as it's clear you did not pay attention when I said your toys would not impress...
................
All I've been promised is the dire need for a shower...
Good morning ye'all! and LeeEC!
I'll volunteer to shower and help with the clean up! ...but I think the reason for us men not taking it any further than gulping and licking the beautiful body shots - with respect!! - was that Matt did not indicate how far we're allowed to take his lady!!
team...!? I need your wise support!!
@Gerrie, support is always available.
Now, first things first, we (the male section of the now aptly named MooPoo Gang) are to date the only ones who have mentioned Matt.
@LeeEC has not mentioned the name (well not that I can recall and not for the purposes of this conversation anyway) . . . so, perhaps we should . . . nah, screw it.
@LeeEC are you proposing that we stop looking at this as a frigging good excuse to get together for a piss up????? and actually look at it as something different? :cheers:
AND, @Stamina that's the second time this girly has handed you your short and curlies . . . . (despite my every effort to get some kind of abuse from her, she always picks you)
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Quote by joyrider
Well the idea of meeting everyone Aaaaaa
who i would like to meet just to chat?? EVERYONE who chats here
what a surprise it would be for some people
Joyrider
Face to face is a different ball game
Now I must say, the comment of "what a surprise it would be for some people" has really got my attention
@Joyrider, I would love to hear what exactly you meant by that . . . .
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Quote by LeeEC
Hang on - exactly where are you getting these chicks that are hot AND willing to wear shoelaces for you?
Somehow I highly doubt.... oh wait you said Hypothetical...
Ah ok, carry on your story, it was just getting good....
Well now, I had to find some way to get involved in the boys and their toys conversation now didn't I ???
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Quote by LeeEC
What IS clear is that I certainly seem to have a gift for getting a thread red hot and keeping it there
So I think you guys need me to throw you a bone or two... as it's clear you did not pay attention when I said your toys would not impress...
@Stamina you have made a lot of claims regarding your ability to "get there first"... you will have to prove your claims my friend... but I do believe that getting there first is quite the opposite of what I would consider "stamina"... :twisted:
It is clear you will all need instructions... perhaps I will send you all seperate invitations and the one who figures out the venue first will get there first.....
Btw, I do approve of the photographic offerings so far... you'll do, you'll do...
But I see only some of you are taking this seriously...
So when I said I wasn't clear on what I would get out of this, I meant, beyond sticky, lemony and salty, I really don't understand why I'm coming to this event if that's all that's in it for me.... I mean at this stage teh only girl whos a very happy girl is PIB - she has your pants AND she gets to bring her whips and deal with anyone who misbehaves... and she's been promised she'll be busy....
All I've been promised is the dire need for a shower...
The lady goes all quite for a while then comes back and serves us all a good helping of " is that all?" personaly I am embarrassed, I DO however accept the challenge . . . .
Well written LeeEC . . . . . .
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Quote by Stamina
The Swingingheavensome Sevensome are now notorious for jacking every post and changing the subject so far that we even forget ourselves where we started...
So I have opened this as the BS forum. Lets whisper sweet nothings in here? If we drift off a topic, then one of us must just post "divert to BS forum"... What do you guys think?
it had to happen this way . . .
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Quote by Stamina
But okes... We still have to seduce Lee... She is not on the same page regarding our intentions... If she is not gonna give it up, then no-one goes first! So now we need to elect the "smooth talker" to seal the deal...
Has anybody noticed the lack of @LeeEC the past day or so? I reckon she is too busy laughing her head off at our pictures. . . . . but, just in case, I suggest that @Stamina & @Georgeous carry on polishing your Chrome, @Gerrie you may want to make sure that Leather does not shrink in the rain, and PIB, will you please help me take notes for the others . . .
HOWEVER, I do have a sneaky suspicion that @LeeEC IS THE SMOOTH TALKER here . . .
she has us all just where she want's us, :arguing" over a hypothetical situation . . .. Sex God
Quote by Stamina
The "SwingingHeavensome Sevensome"!!
I want to hear you say that after a couple of body shots . . . .
Shcwingin jhevenshome shcevenininshovim... *hick*... *hick*...
Well done,
So I pass the sobriety test? Can I go drive over the centre island now on my way to the bar where I will park on the pavement?
If you are going to do it in reverse, I cannot see any reason to stop you . . .
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Quote by redbruce
Any couples or singles up for a steamy Session @ 1 of the public venues on the eastrand tonight after 9pm ?
Inbox us...
In the rain???
Nawtyus, you know that if I could, I would be there! But just about to leave to go away for the weekend.... (in the bloody rain!!!!!) :sad:
Don't feel too bad, the weather forecast for this side of the world is 81% chance of Storms . . . . . and we've got a little old sporting event on in the AM . . . .
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Quote by Gerrie2012
Ok guys! I can see this is a pushover - I'm going to get there first!
You have long forgotten about the mission!!
I'm waiting next to the N1 for my classy pick up - me in my leathers and all (against the cold off course)!
I'm sommer going to start walking and when I get where ever I find the Matt Lee & PIB in the Bar
I'm going to lean over and start licking, and then bend over and take it like a man!!
:twisted:
While I fully agree that @Stamina & @Georgeous are still polishing the chrome on their exhaust pipes, I assure that I have not lost the mission.
When you arrive I will tell you what you have been missing . .
Like I said in one or other post, we really excel at talking bull . . .
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Quote by Gerrie2012
I did a lot of trolling to find a suitable avatar - not really knowing what to look for - at that stage PIB was flashing avatars daily as if it was going out of fashion - UNTIL I realised what she was doing (Eish - men always take a while before the light goes on!)!
The moment I found the "ME" avatar (OK the younger me ....... OK the me I'd like to be ...... Ok, any case!) I immediately stopped looking and has never changed mine because this is how I feel everyday!! :twisted:
Haha, @Gerrie, i would change mine if I could remember how to . . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Six pack beers and speedo`s and 2 willing gents already !!!!!! and I did not even have to grab my flogger at all.....
I only have a *tinkey tiny toy* car..so it will be done very fast....then what will we dooooooo?????? or I can have all my lady friends line up their cars,and 4x4........
Yeah.... why keep all that booty for just myself ,I will gladly share.......
Bring it on . . . . only for you, or even for all your friends . . . . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Stupid question here.....
Is a pavement NOT part of a public area as private property ends at the beginning of a pavement kerb??? and yes I am asking about shopping centre pavements.
that is a good question, any idea @Stamina? Here in MP, you get fined in checkers parking lot if your car is leaking oil . . . .
And what about Metro Police? Don't they have a slightly different "law" that they work under?
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Quote by Pussinboots1
I will *deplete my pension* to have a SEXY six pack young man wash my car....in their speedo`s.
Heck ,NOW who am I really bull-shitting here....
I will just order and demand some sexy gent to wash my car in the nude.....OR ELSeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
and they gladly will do so.....
I kid you guys not... I can really *ask* and it will be done....
I will gladly hold a six pack under my arm and wash your car in a speedo if that would be helpful?
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*Climbing over centre island*.. Not legal, but not dangerous either. Get stuck in a long line of traffic, check oppisite flow, when safe, cross the centre island and head back in the opposite direction. Obviously would not just drive into moving traffic.. Doing this is not "unsafe driving"... It only irritates the ones in there BMW's that can't do the same and must sit and wait!
*Making parking*.. Not unsafe by any means. Go to a busy shopping centre and no bays open. Many curbs and pavements that low front wheel drive cars can't get onto. All shopping centre's and their parking area's are private property so doing this is not illegal and definately not "unsafe" driving.
Ok, while I agree with all the serious sides of the last couple of posts, I think Stamina & PIB have pretty much covered it.
What I would like to add (and this is not a dig Stamina) The climbing Islands and turning around is not a big thing to me, except when it is done at the expense of oncoming traffic, which is more the rule than the exception.
Guy's who "make" parking's are seen by the majority of the rest of the population as arrogant, as they generally "make a parking" that affects everyone else. So, if everyone who drove an SUV / Bakkie etc had the same approach as you do, maybe they would not be looked at in such a bad light . . . . . .
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Quote by Stamina
Sean, very nice piece of machinery.
My name is George.
I have also had those bike washes and yes, def worth every cent.
Pleased to finally meet you George.
Sean, Shawn, George, Lee and Puss... The "Deprivedsome Fivesome"!! He he he
needs to have Quintet in the name somehow . . . I shall leave it in your capable hands
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Quote by Stamina
I am assuming you had a "bikini carwash" in mind? I have been to bikini bike-wash days often.. Those are amazing! Costs a packet to have a gorgeous blonde wearing a shoe lace wash your bike (R200 up).. But Oh soooo worth it!
Whoa . . .let's not make it cheap by bringing money into it . .
like that is going to make any difference anyway . . . . Imagination guy's, you have one, use it, thats why I put this post up, to see if you had any bright ideas for us "older more experienced ones" . . . . . . .
So, it's Shawn, Sean and "still to be named" offering a "carwash" party . . . . . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
@ the 3 *competitors*
Now it is nice to have Fast and sexy *toys* some who, I read ,makes girls ditch their panties cause they love the ride.
But what is the use of having those very fast expensive vehicles,bikes included when you can not really speed??
Or do you guys do the illegal thing and speed???
Speed kills and leaves your loved ones in pain and sorrow.
Worse it disfigures,or paralyze or makes you a living breathing inconvenience on society,and a money pit for your loved ones.
And even much worse, you kill or do all of the above on an innocent family.
No use telling me you are very good and safe drivers , one is never be to good or to safe a driver.
Now a tongue in the cheek comment.....
As for having those very very expensive sexy cars/bikes......
I understand it is usually men who is UNSURE about their sexual powers ,who owns and drive them....
Just as *speedy* on the pleasure job.....maybe?????
Now I think I will go cash in my pension and go look for a fast sexy vehicle to impress the boys.
Hahahaha, well done, at least you got it right at the end by saying "fast, sexy vehicle" it has nothing to do with price tag. Any vehicle today can travel way faster than we are allowed to anyway. having one with all the trimmings is more of comfort / personal choice thing isn't it?
But, and here I have to have a go . . . . . has anyone ever really heard of a girl who get's off because the car was fast? mmmm, I think not, maybe (and only maybe) any boy who thought his car done the trick for him with a girl, should rather think that a) it was gonna happen anyway or b) it was actually about the price tag . . . . . . girls don't function like that boys (well, outside of teenager movies like F&F anyways)
