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Straight White/Caucasian Male, 55
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Quote by LeeEC
Go on then, tell us . . .

I can't tell you all my secrets.... lol
That is a matter of opinion, and just so you know, your opinion is inaccurate . . . . . . . .
Quote by LeeEC
that @LeeEC has made it clear that you are the favourite.
Watch this space :censored:

Favourite? For? Flogging? :twisted:
Go on then, tell us . . .
*AND SDMR pulls into the lead with his superior swinging skills and it's quite obvious this rider has a trick or two up his... um... pants leg*
Like I said, watch this space . . . .
Quote by LeeEC
The favourite for me is muffing her when she climaxes.

*Georgeous comes up from behind snatching pole position, surprising Stamina by sneaking past him on the inside lane* :twisted:
It's a bloody good thing I don't have people around me, they would have me committed to a mental institution for rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably . . ..
@Stamina, it is becoming very apparent that despite any and all efforts from me to "pull rank" be it with age or experience, or even to highlight how often your short and curlies are being handed to you by a girl, that @LeeEC has made it clear that you are the favourite.
Watch this space :censored:
Quote by LeeEC
sad So sad Stamina.... What you have just described means you go to the bottom of the list for me.... lol
UNLESS you have superior tongue skills.... this might initiate a reassessment of your suitability.... :razz:
Mind you... guys - is it true that condoms reduce the "pain" of extremely sensitive heads? Coz for me - like C, I am very clear on the only really non-negotiable aspect of swing-play: no condom = no play
One question - please tell me, in the senario of the guy pulling out - at what point is HER pleasure and desire and enjoyment appearing in this equation? (When is she cumming in this plan?)
On a more serious note - it is a very BAD idea to assume that a woman will WANT or even be ok with the idea that YOU WANT to spray your cum anywhere in particular, on her or in her.
The RULE is, whether in a vanilla relationship or in swing play ASK her what she is ok with and what she wants -
ASK HER - the ONE YOU ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH - not a bunch of other people -
there is NO CORRECT (or widely applicable) answer to the question.
EVERY WOMEN is different, and though the vast majority will not like you spraying your stuff all over - you could be one of those lucky porn-lovers, who finds a girl who loves to be your personal porn star too! BUT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW is to ask HER!

@Stamina, that's four by my count :doh:
Condom's reducing the pain of extremely sensitive heads I cannot comment on, and unless nature gets in the way, ladies cum first (and hopefully repeatedly)
Now surely the men have learnt that the secret to so called "better / wow" sex is to talk with the lady? If it is a meet, greet put in, pull out & say goodbye situation, then "standard behavior" is what is required, if you (and your lady friend) are wanting a little more excitement, then talking is a no brainer . . . or am I just weird?
Say for example, you actually meet someone on SH, you chat for a while and eventually decide to meet. You get down to the reason for the meet, when you are ready you pull out and try put the result of your efforts on some or other part of her body . . . . . 99% chance you are never going to meet this lady again and have the opportunity to take your sessions to higher levels, but if you had been talking about what you both enjoy and had set some ground rule, surely the sky then becomes the limit for future endeavors?
Quote by Erotic_Nauty
What gets me upset a bit about it thought, when I use the search, and say profiles with in 100km from us it give me a profile or 2 from Australia!
I mean seriously....100km, I wish! rolleyes

yes, the distance calculator seldom works
Can anybody help me understand how it is that profiles from Canada and Australia (although only a few) are on the SH South Africa site?
Right, MooPoo gang, is it not time we hijacked this post? with the exception of @Gerrie smackbottom we have all been very well behaved. @1NCswinger may we please have permission to hijack your forum now and take it to a new level of discussion (staying on topic of course) . . . .
Quote by clinty
So was it a succseful venture or another BS dogging story?
Anything happening today around JHB?

I await @faded Jeans report back with great anticipation, but I must say I doubt there was any anything happening. I once posted a firum topic asking if people thought this really happened, on response (@RedBruce) said it so well, yes, but very seldom
Quote by Adonis
Ongelukkig gaan die sitsuasie nie verander nie die dames wat wel bereid was om te cam, en 'n show te gee, het dit gestop oor die aanmerkings wat mans maak as hulle cam. Hier moet die single mans ongelukkig die flack vat, want dit is hulle wat nie hulle luste kon beheer nie.
Miskien was dit hulle doel om die dames weg te jaag, nou kan 'n paar van hulle sit en cam, en dink hulle geniet al die aandag van die mense in die pool.
Die dag as ons respek terug bring na die pool dan sal ons weer soos vroeer pragtige cams shows kan geniet, daar was so 'n tyd tot 15 goeie cams show op een slag.

Unfortunately the respect will never return, the South African mentality (and particularly the male part) is way too immature (remember I am a male) and it is sad, because the chat room has the potential to fulfill many peoples needs.
Quote by Voyer1105
Dont know Potch that well, you get it going and tell me where and I will be there

@peter_dms . . . . from what I understand, Voyer is a man of his word, so if anyone ever had a chance to get something up and running, it's you in this instance.
Quote by cuddlycouple
I sometimes see whats happening in the chatroom and look at the cams
It is interesting to lookmat the back grounds to see where they are, offices, bedroom and saw one bloke that seems to have set himself up in a store room

Sir if you have found anything interesting in the chat room, then you are a very lucky man. It has to be the most boring chat room ever. The same 2 faces appear every day DOING the same thing EVERYDAY and that same thing is, NOTHING.
It's always the same clique chatting. I've seen people try to engage in a chat with the 'pool' and they have been totally ignored.
The chat room on this site has to one of the funniest & most dreadfull I've seen.
Ok, so while I'm not really into the chat room set up, does anyone have any bright ideas how to change the state of affairs?
Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO............. well if the URGE is there, the urge needs attention, me thinks......

Indeed, urges are meant to be dealt with, now pass me that chicken . .
Quote by Pussinboots1
LOL, hope I am NOT going to spoil your enjoyment of apples and eggs and oranges and cake...after I shown all the kinky foody things........

SPOIL enjoyment of food??? nah, just giving us more ideas . .
Quote by Pussinboots1
Gnfffff.....NO comments on my spread eagled chained sexy naked and raw chicken avatar......let me go see what *food* I can find to KINK up....
I know I have an
pierced and collared apple
an pierced egg
a ball gagged cake
and oh yes
an pegged orange.
but damn , I so wish I can post those pics here....

And now the rest of us have to try keep a straight face every time someone serves chicken . . . . lol
Quote by Pussinboots1
Sorry GUYS I for one DO NOT chase anyone........
I expect anyone who wants My attention, to come and kneel at My feet....and just maybe I might indulge......and YOU who is kneeling willingly........will enjoy the fruits of your submission....
Come on over......I am waiting!!!!!

Fellow MooPoo Gang members, I will be in Cape Town for the next few days if anyone is looking for me wavewave
Quote by Pussinboots1
Okay.....I am BACK......
I was going to show the * DROOL* on my key board but currently nothing to drool over...so there is no electric little shocks running up or down my spine........
What did you guys think I was going to show?????.......my big ass....That I do show in my pics now and again....LMAO
I personally think the best *chatting*is happening RIGHT here.....

mmmmm, I still think you probably have a skinny ass . . . lol
And yup, best chatting happens here
Quote by Pussinboots1
Hmmmmm think I might just go see what the palaver is about......
and JUST MAYBE show ........

YES???? and just maybe show ????? what exactly????
Quote by georgeous
I see that I am being left out of Lee's assault. What did I do ? :sad:

@Georgeous, the trick is to make yourself get assualted, @LeeEC is the girl, she doesn't chase boys . . . .
But that is why I said they could bring the whips and chains. lol
Dude; if I have to wait and wait because you are being chased by LeeEC & PIB with whips, I will not be happy . . rotflmao
Quote by georgeous
I see that I am being left out of Lee's assault. What did I do ? :sad:

@Georgeous, the trick is to make yourself get assualted, @LeeEC is the girl, she doesn't chase boys . . . .
Quote by Faded_Jeans
hi all
i believe there is going to be some action at emerentia dam today 23/04/2013
Location: botanical gardens entrance, to the left of the entrance under the trees. around 12 noon

Let us all know if anything transpires.
Quote by LeeEC
Do I look like the kind of chick who needs a man to do her dirty work for her? lol
No darling.... he is the one holding the camera.... :twisted:

Aah, you see now.
Game on lady :sparring:
Quote by LeeEC
I think you meant "heads" not "brains".....
Licks
LeeEC

Heads / Brains . . . tomatoe / tomato . . . .
Boy's, did you notice LeeEC signature change ?
Quote by LeeEC
Oh gee.... well you have flirt with this married woman... very inappropriate... fondle her in public, discretely but not subtly...
That would definitely qualify as naughty....
Send her suggestive seductive messages.... that would definitely get you a spanking...

or a proper bloody hiding from her hubby . . .
duel
The top line says: No, I have not seen your LSD Bottom says: But have you seen the dragons in the kitchen . .
Quote by LeeEC
Ok, Matt declines to be part of this discussion (I think he just wants to see if you guys can deal with me without his help)...
So.... SDMR, the reason I asked Stamina to prove his claims... well he makes a lot of them doesn't he... big mouth.... maybe he has other big things too? We shall see.... we shall see....
You on the other hand, just need to ask if you want a spanking.... but you do have to be naughty first :twisted:

@Stamina, that's three by my count . . . lol
@LeeEC, so I'm asking, but help a guy out, define "naughty"
Quote by frikkiewallis
Hi, I'm new on this site. I'm not into swinging, but have one hell of a sexual appetite! I remedy it by masturbation (don't we all) I recently got introduced to the world of camsex! Yes, I know, it is a bunch of selfish pervs who waste there time doing things like that! I see it different, I'm not interested in a cyber quicky. Would like to get to know you first, and stay i touch on a personal level, who knows, maybe we could end up meeting and doing it in the real life! I have a lot of respect for any women, and will always treat you accordingly! Please contact me and chat with me.
Cheers,
David Smith

Mr Smith,
maybe try the personals instead of the forums . . . . .
and now thanks to PIB, I could not look at my dinner plate of roast chicken without thinking about fisting . . . . :laughabove:
Quote by georgeous
Who cares about naming the group? At least we have a name. wink
You both get noddy badges. Lets move on.

Why thank you kind Sir
By the way. Like your avatar.
Was worried that the writing could not be read.
Quote by georgeous
Who cares about naming the group? At least we have a name. wink
You both get noddy badges. Lets move on.

Why thank you kind Sir