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I am still here... Watching, waiting...
HE'S ALIVE!!!
Apparently bored, but yes, alive . . .
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Quote by 2singleguys
I am off work today and am planning on a lady to come over to meet me. If we have chemistry then you are gona get spoilt. If we dont have chemistry then we can still have a laugh or we can shake hands and part. Im in Aston Manor, Kempton Park. I can send pics if you want to judge me. Times ticking........contact me!
Dude, we keep telling you, put it in the personals . . . oh wait, reaction in the forum is what you are looking for maybe?
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Hi PB
It is not about finding the people that irritates us, it is the people that 1. make arrangements with you and then when it come to the crunch they turn their phones off and leave you hanging, and 2. yes lets meet and then dissappear or give you the run around.
Strangely enough it is not the men (like most people seem to think) but rather the couples and ladies that do it.
We were made to believe that this is an open lifestyle. my question is that if people cant even be honest, how can they be open.
@bks_kinkycpl, this is an unfortunate situation with any site like this. Another unfortunate thing is that a number of those so called ladies and couples are in fact probably men or teenage children. @daddy3866 makes a good point, have pictures and request pictures while chatting even before considering meeting
It is not about finding the people that irritates us, it is the people that 1. make arrangements with you and then when it come to the crunch they turn their phones off and leave you hanging, and 2. yes lets meet and then dissappear or give you the run around.
Strangely enough it is not the men (like most people seem to think) but rather the couples and ladies that do it.
We were made to believe that this is an open lifestyle. my question is that if people cant even be honest, how can they be open.
@bks_kinkycpl, this is an unfortunate situation with any site like this. Another unfortunate thing is that a number of those so called ladies and couples are in fact probably men or teenage children. @daddy3866 makes a good point, have pictures and request pictures while chatting even before considering meeting
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Quote by joyrider
This one is for the ladies to answer and for the men that think they know the answer.
We men think we know how to make women go WOW during sex and after sex. We think we know all the moves and the correct way of giving a muff.
Now ladies please give us MEN some insight in how to get you to go WOW.
Joyrider
Always willing to learn.
@Joyrider, I look forward to hearing what the ladies have to say here. Personally I think it's the single most enjoyable part of sex, so if they can tell us men how to anything better, I'm all ears . . .
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Quote by Ebnivry
WOW! we didnt realize that there was such a huge clique with the ppl on this site to deviate so far from the topic at hand...................thanks but Maybe we should have kept our mouths shut
@Ebnivry, firstly, if you read the forums in general, you would see that there a few people who are trying in earnest to increase the number of people who contribute to the forums, so to clear it up, we are not Clique (I assume you meant click) we are a bunch of people who are interested in learning form others and sharing information.
Secondly, you posted this topic on the 14th April and your last contribution was on the 15th April and then 11 days later, you question everyone else who made rather meaningful contributions before we all got to the point where we were all just saying the same old things that have been said over and over and over, this is because people just moan and don't contribute. I do understand your issues around race (even though I am English speaking) but the truth of the matter is, we are not going to fix our or anybodies approach to colour, language, nationality, or whatever via a sex site.
Express your racism views here when it relates to sex by all means, but surely we should all make an effort to say something original?
I encourage you to go and look at what we all contributed before we took the topic off subject.
@cuddlycouple . . . . .. ok then!
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Quote by georgeous
After all said and done here... Flirty sex talk mixed with some male driven compitition is all good. But I would really just enjoy this whole crowd together at a laid back pub... Just drinks and socializing. That would be night to burn into my memories. I think we would hit it off and talk about every topic until the sun comes up! Birds of a feather?
I agree and yes it would be an amazing thing if we could all meet and just chill and talk. Would definately be one of my bucket list ticked off. I regard you all as true friends already without even meeting one of you yet.
We really only seem to have two challenges, 1) getting Lee close enough 2) getting PIB close enough . . . . BUT, we did not get where we are in life by "saying woe is me" now did we . . . . . patience boys, patience . . .
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So the ladies (well, that's what they claim to be anyway) have a certain forum posting about Males requirements, and to my shock and horror, I have just realised that we (the respectable beings that we are) have not taken the opportunity to return the "favour" . . .
So, let us start (in the BS FORUM) the Woman's Requirements list. . . .
1) Soft (but only with her)
2) Well Spoken (when spoken to)
3) Big Assets (but size doesn't matter)
4) A penis that Ejaculates Chocolate
5) Wears Bright Colours (but they must be manly)
6) Strong (but only in principal)
7) Sexually capable (once a week)
8) Completely Truthful and Honest (except about clothes, weight, hair, other woman . . . )
9) Blind (in public only)
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To be totally honest here, I might come accros as gay now because most men won't check the same boxes.
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
@Georgeous, the only real difference here, is that you (unlike the majority of men) say what you really think. So anybody who wants to label you as "a little gay" because of what you said is first and foremost a bull sh177er, and probably can't get any anyway . . . males who want the "lie there and take it" type of partner, should maybe consider using the services of a s@x worker, that way they will think they are the kings of making woman feel good . . . . ok, back to topic, NO you don't come across as gay (well not with this post anyway) (( Humour, laugh ha ha ))
* For me there has to be mutual attract. Doesn't help you want her and she's not interested.
* Cleanliness. Don't want her to have armpit hairs longer than mine.
* Intelligent, being able to converse over more than just the weather.
* Must be confident in herself. No complexes. All women are sexy in their own special way.
* Age, race, size or back ground doesn't matter to me. How you portray yourself now is what counts.
* Prefferably a non smoker, but not cast in stone.
Can't wait to see the resposes from my list.
@Georgeous, the only real difference here, is that you (unlike the majority of men) say what you really think. So anybody who wants to label you as "a little gay" because of what you said is first and foremost a bull sh177er, and probably can't get any anyway . . . males who want the "lie there and take it" type of partner, should maybe consider using the services of a s@x worker, that way they will think they are the kings of making woman feel good . . . . ok, back to topic, NO you don't come across as gay (well not with this post anyway)
(( Humour, laugh ha ha )) Sex God
Just think how the ladies will then flock to your doors or should I say *pants-zips or buttons*
HECK might even be me, who Knows......with out me old whips and chains and blindfolds......LMAO
@LeeEC, the above statement from PIB will answer your question of "get's to go where first"
@sofistikitty . . .you do realise that you are slowly but surely being reeled in don't you?
@PIB, I thought this staement of yours ""Now, stop watches and measuring tape and some photo evidence comes to mind... "" meant you wanted to see that we had what it takes before we got going . . . . . never mind, before during after . . all good
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Sex sex sex is what keeps us all here not so???
So lets talk about SEX SEX SEX....well cars or bikes or anything really!!!!
I think it is time I am going to start to re-post and resent all the invites to all the forum READERS to please join us here and also to please give your view on subjects, ask questions, post nonsense.
I for one would love new people to join us here!!!
And WHAT IN THE WORLD happened to all the other forum bunnies??
Guys do not make me mention you by name!!!
Come on guys...... I see you browsing sometime...join in the comments and joking around...
See you all here!!!
pasting in from my previous forum...
I find the old forums gets run ragged and even if I cannot comment or participate,Or I feel I commented enough, I read them anyways.
But it does become boring if nothing new is getting posted,or even said.
We are such a few people commenting posting and participating in the forums, I think we all know by now how the others will react to a certain question or statement.
and I ,for one will be sending out winks with invites to join us here....
What are you guys going to do to get new blood here????
We started the MooPoo Gang
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Quote by Pussinboots1
I think it is time you fearsome 4 some... makes leaps and bounds to ensure meeting Mrs Lee and Mr Matt.....
and put your money where your bragging`s are..or should I say lay *it*on a board like a *smorgash bord*.....
So Lee can GIVE us other ladies feedback that you *all* have what it takes.
Now, stop watches and measuring tape and some photo evidence comes to mind...
Just think how the ladies will then flock to your doors or should I say *pants-zips or buttons*
HECK might even be me, who Knows......with out me old whips and chains and blindfolds......LMAO
@Stamina, @ Georgeous, @Gerrie . . . we have to take this lady up on this challenge. most creative photo get's to go first . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Nope guys ......
MEN only wants....
BEER
any orifice is okay as long as it is OPEN.....
even their own palm makes a nice impression....
Responses they like to give is..
Grrr / and sctatching his smelly hairy balls....
* Bring me a BEER........now kneel,shadap and take it bitch*
slurping on the beer...he now lays back in the saggy chair his half erect cock leaking some oily pre-cum.... and demand that a girl kneels and suck him off , gives her repeated hard slaps on the bum and head while trying to smother her in his hairy pubes, he stirs her tits with his dirty chapped long ragged toenails...
he sprays her with beer foam and cum..... pushing her away with his foot...
*Go go suck my bud.*....while his pal ,just as gross as him ,lying perving porn on the video.....playing with himself,drooling all over his hairy chest.
LMAO........
LUCKY for any man ....if he is married and not glued to pron on his pc,he has learned that life is NOT a porn movie....and now HE has to beg his wife for a nice romp in bed when it suits she has paid her dues by marrying him....and carries his offspring.
all of the above said with a cheeky grin.
Sad thing is, there are actually people like that . . . and males wonder why they often battle to keep the fairer sex interested after the first "typically" male response . . .
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Quote by LeeEC
One can have all the ideas in their head, but they take time to build up to (with a regular partner) you know, practice makes perfect . . .
Oh Thank heavens! There are intelligent people out there...
Wow, that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me . . . . . @Stamina, she called me a people
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Quote by Stamina
The favourite for me is muffing her when she climaxes.
*Georgeous comes up from behind snatching pole position, surprising Stamina by sneaking past him on the inside lane* :twisted:
Ladies pleasure before mine... I have always made it my mission to never finish unless she has had atleast two climaxes. I said in a different post under a different topic a while back - A lady climaxing is my pleasure! That is what does it for me. I have often (very often) not finished but the lady did... I have control and I am able to go a while (nickname for a reason). If for some reason the lady gets me to the end faster (and some know how!!), then I will stop and wait a few seconds and kinda "resets", then I can go for a while again. I can do this over and over. I despise quickies!!!
This is not bragging - I promise, it is the honest truth. If "ejaculating" was the the main reason for me to have sex, well then I can just yank it and get the same end result. If a lady allows you access to the forbidden fruit, show your appreciation - pleasure her, then you!
Dude, what didn't you understand about highjacking the forum? now you go and use it as a platform to sell yourself . . .remember the concept of team work . . .
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Seriously, are they?
in this day and age are people really that gullable when it comes to what happens on Porn films? do men (& woman I suppose) really think that men can pound away at that rate and last for 25 minutes while staying perfectly erect? Do they really think that woman can take that tempo of pounding for 25 minutes? do they not know that the scene was shot over four or five days?
If porn is a persons yard stick, then they will never achieve anything even close to what they think they want / need.
@LeeEC, conscious (awake), hygienic and must have full understanding and be fully willing.
One can have all the ideas in their head, but they take time to build up to (with a regular partner) you know, practice makes perfect . . .
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Quote by LeeEC
I just want my boys to clarify something for me - seriously (only a little bit of tongue in my cheek here)
What are your checkboxes you need ticked before you'll shag a girl?
I've gathered from all my interactions so far that these are the most important ones - though I will say even the basic ones seem to be optional for some guys:
* Alive (optional for some)
* with holes (for putting things in, like in a porn film! Preferably none of the holes should be off-limits)
* with tits (at least one anyway - for spraying spunk on - like in a porn film!)
* clean (having been scrubbed once this week at least)
* disease free (so he won't have to do anything responsible like wear a condom)
* quiet (the less "needs", "wants" & "requirements" the better - like in a porn film!)
* amiable (allows you to do all the porn moves like spraying your spunk in her hair - you know - like in a porn film!)
* flexible (if she can twist up into strange positions that would be real cool - you know - like in a porn film!)
Am I missing any?
I will say that it is quote clear that the less desperate the more "non-negotiable" items like "alive" seem to be :hehe:
Also it is apparent that if a guy has actually been with a real-live non-pornstar chick (who set him straight to some extent about the difference between a movie and real life), their standards go up incrementally.
If a guy has been married or if they are currently married the standards seem to elevate too....
Is it just that those of us who are "in the know" need to spend more time whipping these boys into better versions of themselves? Or are they too far gone? Age/maturity is apparently irrelevant here...
I know the gang will be horrified at the list I have given above but truly my friends this is the data my actual experiences have revealed - I'm thinking my sample pool is of very low quality, huh?
@LeeEC, we told you those things in confidence
now all the girls know 
