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Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Your marketing strategy needs a bit of research... Only a tiny percentage of members actually use the forums...
Although having said that, 31 people have read your post in 5 hours, and only Lee and now myself have commented. I hope you have at least had responses in private form :sad:
Sex God
1 According to research on masturbation...
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
D) 18 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
A) Joan Allen (woody Allen?)
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
B) Woody Allen
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
A) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
A) That masturbation should be a required part of sex education curriculum.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
A) True
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
???? pussy????
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
E) The Best I Ever Had
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
C) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
2 True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
B) False
3 What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
D) 18 hours
4 Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
A) Joan Allen (woody Allen?)
5 Who said, 'The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.'
B) Woody Allen
6 What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
A) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
7 What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
B) Less than 30 percent
8 True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
A) True
9 What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
A) That masturbation should be a required part of sex education curriculum.
10 True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it's harder to orgasm with a partner.
A) True
11 What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
???? pussy????
12 Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
E) The Best I Ever Had
13 True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
B) False
Sex God
Quote by CamFun
Having been both average and big, I can tell you that knowing how to use a bigger tool is often, but not always, better. It really does depend on the woman. And yes, thicker is also almost always better - but even here there are limits. My wife can't handle thicker than me.
Cfn
Ok, so now everyone (males especially) are going to ask how you managed to be both average AND big ?
Sex God
Quote by Oceana
So here's a new topic ....
Is it important to you that the couple/person that you are swinging with is in good physical shape? I'm not talking gym bunnies, but at least physically fit and relatively slim .... or are you happy that they might be carrying a couple of extra kilo's as long as there is a connection with them??
As long as the people are hygienic, carrying a little extra kilo's is of no real relevance to me. It is more about the person / people's vibe and personality,
Sex God
Quote by Aquarium
Hi ladies and gents, im new obviously. .. Im up for most things, dogging excites me but ive never tried it, also would like to meet like minded people not necessarily for sex rather just to get to expand yours and my understanding of this alternative lifestyle!
your post has been read 35 times so far today, and not one single reply or comment in the forum . . .I really hope you have had PVT messages from people . .
Sex God
Quote by Gerrie2012
Well this one is not for me. Because when I was much younger my oupa told me if I play too much with my tool, hair would start to grow in my palms.And the other reason is been married and having sex 5 to 6 times a week. It dont give me much time to play with my wire:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joyrider
Married life is great :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehe! Whom of you or Joy have hairs growing on their hands today? :twisted:
Of course when that story was told and everybody that knew the story waited to see if the unsuspected (and guilty ...!) guy quickly looked at his hands!!!!
I for one 'sommer' have green hair growing on my hands!! Still using the "five tackle one" strategy! ..... but (absolutely!) prefers a pair of feline, soft hands and warm wet lips to do it!
agreed, taking matters into ones own hands is one thing . . but when a lady and a bottle of oil takes matters into her hands . . . . .
Sex God
I would tend to agree with all that you have said here.
I also think that it is mostly men that have an ISSUE with it, because they know it.
BUT, yes more women prefer a bigger penis, but most of them will be happy with whatever they have at that moment, men on the other hand have been condiiotned by all the talk around the world of "Size doesn't matter" . . . if it did not matter, it would not be spoken about so often
it's the same for women, just like men prefer tighter vagina's regardless of how big their penis is
Sex God
Quote by Thailand
Well dogging seems to be really happening with ALLOT of planning and all that stuff so final verdic....it is not happening, just maybe by change you will see some guy getting jerked off by a hooker at Brakpan dam ...so otherwise no luck...
After reading what has been written in the various posts about Dogging, I have to agree with you. Seems as if nothing really happens
Sex God
Quote by joyrider
Now the questions come. Please note I say Questions with a S.
Is it that we over do it when we are on the ball again?
Is it old age?
Is it stress?
Or is it that we do not use something to make us horny?
Or is it me when she wants it the man does not want to stand up and when I want it then she is too tired. In other words the timing sucks.
So who can give me some answers. Or does this also happen to other people. As I did read the one of the other cpls are also not meeting people now. Are they also going throw something like this?
Joyrider
I want it but nothing happens. :sad: :sad:
The simple answer to all your questions is YES (first let me clarify before I get hanged)this is in my opinion and with what I have experienced and discussed with other people))
Although it is not always the easiest thing to do, if you can manage to not stress about things like this they generally tend to pass quite quickly and mostly unnoticed. For me, stress is the single biggest passion killer, so stressing about stress is not clever now is it?
@ Joyrider, you guy's seem to have the perfect relationship, and the fact that you know this happens to you and also know it passes is reason enough to not be too concerned about it.
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Nope ,I was just taking a break after I wrote a snappy remark /comment on a forum and was slapped on my knuckles for being cranky.
But then suddenly all comments and forums stopped...sheesh....
NOW to get them going again.
PIB, resistance is futile . . . . . . . perhaps we should ask the site owners if they could create different forums. Then those of us who like to have fun in the forum can join one that is all about fun, those of us who want to talk about race and politics and language preference can join one that is all about that, those of us who . . . . . . . oh frig it, let's just change to pvt messages
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Music depends on what I am busy with....
I am mostly a country and western lover...YEAH, YEAH, all you snobbish people, who love classical music.
Depends on what you are busy with ??? . .. well in this case the question is what music make you cum . . .so now I have an image of you going YEHAH while swinging a cowboy hat above your head during an orgasm . . ..
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Personally I was just waiting for the sour pussies to bugger off so we can carry on chatting in peace...
Well, it seems like that is not going to happen in any kind of a hurry.
There are a lot of people who have a lot of good ideas on how to improve / change this site. . . . . oh, I'm not even going to go there.
Sex God
Quote by ash
The forum is a Phoenix ,when people have stuff to say it will rise again
Ash, everyone has something to say all the time . . . . . to prove it, all you have to do is post a topic about politics or race, and suddenly South African (Swingers) come alive . . . . . . those two topics are apparently even better than Viagra ! ! ! !
As for the rest of us who are actually here to talk about sex related topics . . . . dunno, maybe we should try and find out on which kind of sites people talk about the topic of sex . . . . .
@PIB, panties are optional . . . . would way prefer if you left them at home
Sex God
The funeral service for the late Swinging Heaven South Africa forum, will be held . . . . . .
WOW
A whole bunch of people tried to make the forum a good place to interact and learn, it only took two people and their efforts to practically destroy the entire forum .. . . .
Sad Indeed
Sex God
Quote by Deviants
I also don't think that once a thread goes off topic that, that it cant be put back on topic by a one simple post.
Seems a bit riducluous to say that discussions are not allowed to flow in whatever direction people take them.
Also once things have been said, they have been said. If people are not allowed to talk as they would say around a table, and conversation can not ebb and flow as it would naturally IRL, then the topics become stilted, old, boring and repetitive. And contributors leave or are less and less interested in contributing.
The forum isn't JUST a place to have serious discussion about sex and swinging related topics.
It's a place for PEOPLE to connect, converse and have fun. There has to be a balance between the two.
Maybe we should start a new thread for "serious discussions and advice"? Then those members who are having fun can commit to treating that forum as a "no playing around or hijacking" area? That way people who want serious advice or discussion can use that area for that purpose.I honestly don't think it's an either/or thing I think we can make everyone using this facility happy. The "flirt" forums are very seldom used and I often wonder why we even have them.
...If people are not allowed to talk as they would say around a table, and conversation can not ebb and flow as it would naturally IRL, then the topics become stilted, old, boring and repetitive. And contributors leave or are less and less interested in contributing.....
^ This....
Out of 30 odd thousand profiles there are but a handful of regular contributors/posters in the forums... Ever consider that you've just highlighted the reason for it?
Perhaps those who post PREFER to have their topic stay on course rather than be hijacked? It's gotten so bad there's actually a name for the group of people that are most guilty of doing it!
All in the name of humour and good fun.
Unfortunately there are people (including yourself) who do not see it that way.
I assure you, no harm or ill intention is ever meant.
Sex God
Another example of where I am ashamed to be a male of the species.
Sofistikitty, the woman could have had a hundred different reasons for wanting answers, but to me, all she needed to do was pack her bags and leave. Her husband clearly has a problem, and no level of understanding from her will change anything.
From a male perspective, I think that it's a case of the woman hold all the cards when it comes to sex, whether in a relationship, marriage or casual set-up. It does not matter how smooth or whatever a male is, a woman functions differently, if she is up for it, then it will happen, if not, then forget it.
I sometimes wonder if a mans brain was put into a woman's body, would you ever find him anywhere else but on his back?
Sex God
I also notice the ladies in the shops (I just shop for myself) and I agree with what you say, you get a real variety of ladies in the shops.
I like the way you have come up with the name "Upstairs" . . . . I also look at these ladies and wonder if they really do think they are better than others or if it is just me and the way I think about it.
I like the ladies that are naturally attractive, and their clothing choice just makes them more appealing.
Sex God
Quote by joyrider
Okay ladies as I am not allouwd to tell you ladies that are hot, good, looking or nice. then here is a different compliment which you ladies can not say is a creepy comment.
Ladies you all look so ugly today and your cloths you have on don't suit you or your body. Then I am not going to even going to talk about your hair style, because you must have put your finger in a plug to get it to stand that way.
Now what do I bet you guys the ladies are now going to say I am rude extra.
Joyrider
Trying to make all ladies feel good about them self's
I like this guy ! ! ! ! ! !
What you say is so true, it's a case of dammed if you do and dammed if you don't. Ons Suid Afrikaaners is maar n moelik klomp mense ne?
Sex God
Quote by Sofistikitty
So I love music, i love having sex to sexy music what music do you have or have had sex to?
I havent yet but would love to do it to these tunes:
John Legend - Tonight,
Janet Jackson - I get so lonely and Anytime & anyplace.
I fanatasize bout doing it with a certain guy whose hands i think are sexy lol you know who u are . Consider yourself "nudged" hot stuff.
If u havent heard these google it u might like it aswell
now this post I will watch closely, I have a feeling we are about to learn something.
