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Straight White/Caucasian Male, 55
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Quote by Pussinboots1
BUT JUST visualize how a forked tongue MIGHT envelope a clit ......and tease a lady.
You guys think that is why some men sorta *cut out*some of their tongue to create a forked or split their tongue???
THAT does happen, if anyone is wondering.....

Yes PIB, that does happen, but not for those reasons. The forked / split tongue has another meaning entirely.
Quote by botazz
Man speak with forked tongue, don't lick with it!

Yip, man speak with fork tongue . .. Mine is solid, nicely solid . .. . 69position (why can't I find an emoticon with a tongue sticking out???)
Quote by Pussinboots1
DAMN still no one claiming that number 5 ......eish eish...eish.....
thanks for the number Nut.....

I have a 5 tongue if that would help PIB? rotflmao
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR are you going to invite me and Lee to determine to watch as you *proof your competence* so we can give you points outa 10?????m Thus you need to have a lady friend who is willing to have us watch!!!! Very CLOSE UP as well.
Or you going to give up a few ladies as reference???

@PIB . . . Yes, yes and yes
So I was reading an article about role play in the bedroom . . . . the article mentioned various types of role play etc etc. One thing that got my attention while reading this article was the "School Girl" type of role play . . . . . . . I found myself wondering how healthy this actually is. What I mean is, why would a grown Adult man be fantasizing about a school girl. . . . . yes, I know most people would say that it's only a fantasy . . . BUT how many people make their sexual fantasies a reality ? . . . .
Quote by Pussinboots1
Just a hearty warning to everyone who is on my *friends list* I am deleting those *friends* that has never written me or talked to me in ages or if ever!!!
Now, I know it is my own fault to having to clean HOUSE once every few months, but I do accept all friendship request as a welcome to *my* world....and in-case the request is a way to see if I am going to answer any mails in my box,if how ever nothing is happening or has happened .
Then
Sorry guys , NOTHING against you and yours...
just time for me to clean my profile a bit.
Have a great day everyone!!!!

So PIB, if I come over there, will you "clean me up' ??????
Quote by Gerrie2012
Hahhahahahahaaha!
This game is going to self destruct! It's like a moth circling the flame of a candle. Big circles getting smaller and smaller.... and bam!! We cannot get away from our favourite little wet and dripping fanny!
rotflmao
worship

True, you spend 9 months of your life trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in . . . . lol
Quote by Pussinboots1
HA, Ha , @ SDMR...nou sal jy moet uithaal en wys boetie !!!!!!! Sit jou tong waar jou mond is ne !!!

Challenge accepted . . . . :thumbup:
Quote by LeeEC

Ok, so all the clitoral junkies... how well do you Really know your way around?

How I wish I could answer this question in a way that could be believed . . . . any suggestions as to how I could?
When do we meet.... do you have references? :twisted:
That is entirely up to you . . . and yes, I do .. . . wink
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ shamfox Why consider the vaccine??? jut go and get it...Actually it is A VERY good idea and advice....

@PIB, could you maybe point us in the right direction for this vaccine? Do we just ask our GP?
Quote by LeeEC
Yes.... the man .. he counts about 80%... the attachment.. about 20%
Well for me... but then for those into stranger-sex types.... it's probably more the other way around...
Ok, so all the clitoral junkies... how well do you Really know your way around?

How I wish I could answer this question in a way that could be believed . . . . any suggestions as to how I could?
Over 24 hours and no comments in the Dogging Forum? :jagsatwork:
Quote by TarSam
My dick size is a handfull,
.... now I reckon the next forum debate would be .. "How big are your hands"

Applauding your effort at humour . . . . . well done!
Dogging: Is it only me or does anyone else see a business opportunity here? Reading the Dogging Forum on this site (my only point of reference) it seems as if a Dogging event has maybe a 1 in 100 hit ratio. So, if a suitable "pay venue" was made available maybe people would be able to experience Dogging. Who knows, it may even lead to Dogging in it's true / original form happening outside the "venue" AND NO, having different rates for men and women is not an option.
Quote by Gerrie2012
What I've experienced when I'm around with people .......
Not everybody likes me, I take it on the chin and show respect!
I cannot change someone's way of thinking, I have to look for the thoughts we have in common!

Gerrie, your view point here is a good one, only problem is that very few people are able to function like that. As PIB said, we all differ in opinions, that's fine and well and the reason most people share on this forum.
However, when people start to jab below the belt and get rude because someone else does not agree with their opinion it leaves a bad taste in ones mouth, and suddenly you find the most interesting forum topics no longer having many contributions.
I am standing here applauding your write up, I do however think that to do any justice to it with a response I would have to think a bit about what to say. I grew up with Big City Thinking and now live in Small Town Thinking . . ..
Quote by joyrider
Well the above statement is true. But I think it is more like 85% and not 25% Look at the following reasons.
How many ladies say in a conversation ''the next time they will look for a RICH MAN to look after them.'' Or the young girls say "I want a man that has a lot of money" And look at the age difference between the men and the women. The man in most cases is older than the lady and the reason why is not because he has more brains. It is because he is more financial independent and her can spoil her like she wants!
This is facts. Try and prove me wrong lol lol
Joyrider
Money makes the world go round :twisted: :twisted:

This may well be true in many aspects, but just another spin on the age difference thing . . . . in this world today, people do not mature until much later, years ago, at 25 we were fairly mature, today a 25 year old is still a child, so it could be an argument that a 30 year old woman (we know they mature earlier than men) is with a 40 year old man because of intellect compatibility more than financial (a 40 year old would in any case be more financially secure)
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world. I often wonder how they determine number / figures / facts like these? Do they have camera's watching us all? lol
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. Sex burns 360 calories per hour So, from what I understand, eating large quantities of chocolate makes you gain weight and gives you zits / bad teeth . . . and adds calories ... . . . . If woman think differently, men will get less sex . . . . rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Gerrie I am so chuffed / glad you like my latest avatars I have been using.....NO one even noticed,that it became MORE *sexy*Sad really as I love them!!!
I really had NO IDEA what the heck you are talking about hitting 1000......(thought I hit a jackpot on something) then I started looking around saw I AM NOW GODLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.....he he he he he........1000 postings ......no wonder I sound like a gramophone (vinyl)record
About the *GOD LIKE* ....JUST something I know I am, High time someone acknowledge it!!!!!!.......oh boy this is my narcissistic ego talking here, or it could be the BDSM side of me.

Your avatars are the first reason I log onto the forum PIB
Quote by daddy3866
is an entrance fee a bad thing ? , it would keep out the "rif-raf" and allow people who really want to be there the chance for a bit of privacy

What you say is mostly true, however I have experienced the negative side of such things as well . . . people think they can do ANYTHING and behave ANYWAY they want to just because they have paid.
Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO @ georgeous as he *takes* it up the *OH NO* to keep ladies virgins.....

Georgeous, you walked into that one . . . haha, well done PIB bangheadbangheadbangheadbangheadbanghead
Quote by Stamina
Just when you all thought you were rid of me!! he he he he!
Been away a while but back again. How's all my buddies doin'?? Missed you all... Puss, Lee, Gorgeous, SDMR, Adonis, etc...

AND YOU ARE?
Quote by georgeous
I am a 3. The other thing, we are South Africans so why do we have to use inches when we generally work with cm?

Good point, but then again cm or cm sounds much worse than 3 inch or 4 inch wink
Quote by Pussinboots1
LOL @ Gerrie you will read a little further down to that last *statement* of mine that you are using in your comment.....
I said IT IS NOT true...we women do not like any penis attached to any man....it was said in jester.....we like a few additional *things* like a brain and other qualities.....

Ok, so it's not the size of the dick attached to the dick then? rotflmao
Quote by Pussinboots1
Eish SDMR you requested this quiz and look at your answers......
All the very same answer....and not even the ones I created....yebo ...had to create this one...not really anything on vagina`s.
Seems like US ladies are secure in our knowledge that vaginas sorta rule...and it can be ugly as hell and men will still drool over them .

You spend the first 9 months of your life trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
1) What do the labia majora look like? lovely and tender and delicious 2) What is the labia supposed to look like? Lovely and tender and delicious 3)All female labia looks different? yes yes yes yes yes and so lovely and tender and delicious 4)What does sebaceous glands on the labia do? makes men want to indulge on the lovely and tender and delicious 5) The labia minora look like the labia majora . lovely and tender and delicious 6) What hides the clitoral hood, clitoral glans, frenulum clitoridis. Nothing a gentle pull exposes the lovely and tender and delicious 7) What color is a clitoris? lovely and tender and delicious (in varying shades of pink) 8) Can you get a clitoris *hard*/erect? YES yes yes yes yes yes yes 9)For what function does the clitoris of a female serve? to provide pleasure to all . . . lovely and tender and delicious pleasure 10) How do you ensure an orgasm via clitoris? Take dick in hand while eating the lovely and tender and delicious 11) Woman only have orgasms via clitoral stimulation. Depends on if you are able to leave the lovely and tender and delicious long enough to pleasure her other orgasmic area 12) Are all women allowed to have clitoral stimulation/orgasms world wide?? maybe not, but i am sure they do. . . . lovely and tender and delicious
Quote by Gerrie2012
@ Gerrie....
Between 3 and 4 huh ???
3 You have an average-sized probably lie about its size, but really, you have nothing to feel bad about
4 You have a large , dude. Do you feel better about yourself now?

Thx PIB! I'm relieved! So happy ............. so, does size count or not??!!
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Well now, it would appear that it matters even more than we thought . . . . . there are even polls like available about it lol