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Straight White/Caucasian Male, 54
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Sex God
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
So, from what I understand, eating large quantities of chocolate makes you gain weight and gives you zits / bad teeth . . . and adds calories ... . . . .
If woman think differently, men will get less sex . . . . 
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Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Gerrie I am so chuffed / glad you like my latest avatars I have been using.....NO one even noticed,that it became MORE *sexy*Sad really as I love them!!!
I really had NO IDEA what the heck you are talking about hitting 1000......(thought I hit a jackpot on something) then I started looking around saw I AM NOW GODLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.....he he he he he........1000 postings ......no wonder I sound like a gramophone (vinyl)record
About the *GOD LIKE* ....JUST something I know I am, High time someone acknowledge it!!!!!!.......oh boy this is my narcissistic ego talking here, or it could be the BDSM side of me.
Your avatars are the first reason I log onto the forum PIB
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Quote by daddy3866
is an entrance fee a bad thing ? , it would keep out the "rif-raf" and allow people who really want to be there the chance for a bit of privacy
What you say is mostly true, however I have experienced the negative side of such things as well . . . people think they can do ANYTHING and behave ANYWAY they want to just because they have paid.
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Quote by Pussinboots1
LOL @ Gerrie you will read a little further down to that last *statement* of mine that you are using in your comment.....
I said IT IS NOT true...we women do not like any penis attached to any man....it was said in jester.....we like a few additional *things* like a brain and other qualities.....
Ok, so it's not the size of the dick attached to the dick then?
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Eish SDMR you requested this quiz and look at your answers......
All the very same answer....and not even the ones I created....yebo ...had to create this one...not really anything on vagina`s.
Seems like US ladies are secure in our knowledge that vaginas sorta rule...and it can be ugly as hell and men will still drool over them .
You spend the first 9 months of your life trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in
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1) What do the labia majora look like?
lovely and tender and delicious
2) What is the labia supposed to look like?
Lovely and tender and delicious
3)All female labia looks different?
yes yes yes yes yes and so lovely and tender and delicious
4)What does sebaceous glands on the labia do?
makes men want to indulge on the lovely and tender and delicious
5) The labia minora look like the labia majora .
lovely and tender and delicious
6) What hides the clitoral hood, clitoral glans, frenulum clitoridis.
Nothing a gentle pull exposes the lovely and tender and delicious
7) What color is a clitoris?
lovely and tender and delicious (in varying shades of pink)
8) Can you get a clitoris *hard*/erect?
YES yes yes yes yes yes yes
9)For what function does the clitoris of a female serve?
to provide pleasure to all . . . lovely and tender and delicious pleasure
10) How do you ensure an orgasm via clitoris?
Take dick in hand while eating the lovely and tender and delicious
11) Woman only have orgasms via clitoral stimulation.
Depends on if you are able to leave the lovely and tender and delicious long enough to pleasure her other orgasmic area
12) Are all women allowed to have clitoral stimulation/orgasms world wide??
maybe not, but i am sure they do. . . . lovely and tender and delicious
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Quote by Gerrie2012
@ Gerrie....
Between 3 and 4 huh ???
3 You have an average-sized probably lie about its size, but really, you have nothing to feel bad about
4 You have a large , dude. Do you feel better about yourself now?
Thx PIB! I'm relieved! So happy ............. so, does size count or not??!!
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Well now, it would appear that it matters even more than we thought . . . . . there are even polls like available about it
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One of my pet gripes is how the children are taught from an extremely young age about HIV and condoms, how to use condoms, where to get condoms etc . . . . . now working on the principal that these same children do not have emotional maturity, is it only me who can see that all that is going to happen is the kids are likely to land up having sex earlier than they are emotionally ready to? After all, they are being taught that sex is ok, as long as you wear a condom.. . . . . HOWEVER, reading this forum it would seem that all the sex education is only managing to entice the kiddies into having sex, and they are forgetting the condom part (otherwise they would not need so many abortion clinics) . . . . . . so, in MY opinion, if children were taught a little bit more about morals, a little more life skills then the pregnancy rates and the infection rates etc would be lower.
I agree with most of what has been said here, but I also FULLY agree with Rumpledforeskin.
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Quote by vickyoliver
such a waste of time...guys look at a picture and hop on the keyboard...wasting everyones time and megabites....only in SA..take time to read profiles and save everyone the embarrassement, please guy's. hunt happilly, but do it after u have read up on it...thanx.
Most people can understand your frustration. BUT, having said that, just a thought from my side, maybe the bi-guy's do read the profile and then decide to comment because it is so very clear that it is against your choices? Your profile makes it clear in the beginning and at the end that no such people should contact you. . . . . . .
Also, maybe some of the guys get caught up with the fact that "Straight Male" is one of your options?
But, like I said, most of us do understand (and experience) your frustration.
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Hey all you *funnies* and clit worshipers....I am busy dissing penises Not vagina`s or clits......
But I will see what I can find.....If I remember correctly I did post a few forums on vaginas already......although it was not quizzes
JUNKIE not worshiper . .. now answer my question please
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Quote by joyrider
What makes a man a man? Is it the size of his penis or the way it is curved. Or is it the way his build and his looks? No. That just sets him apart from the others.
I think a real man is the following and again maybe I am wrong again?
A real man never swears in front of ladies during a conversation. He always knows his place and never goes out of his way to hurt a lady. In other words he must conduct him self as a gentleman. Please do not confuse a gentleman with as a softy. A real man will never lift his hands to a lady and he will go with his lady to do the shopping with out being nasty or have a shouting match inside the shop because he don't want to be there, as his rugby and other sports are more important than going with his wife shopping. He will help with the house chorse and even wash the dishes and of course do the washing for the love in his life. He will do anything for her, even if he does not like it and will not say a thing about it. A real man will know how to comfort a lady when she needs it and cry with her when it is needed. A real man must know when to take the lead and when not to. A real man will be able to control him self after he has had a few drinks and not look for shit with anyone and everyone, and leave the bigger men alone.
A real man is the one who other people feels comfortable enough with, to came to talk about their problems and keeps it to himself.
Maybe I'm right or maybe I'm wrong?
Joyrider
Oops must not say too much
Each and every thing you have said above has it's own level of merit.
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Quote by joyrider
People REMEMBER one thing do not judge a book by its cover. I know of two people that did that and they where surprised, in what the book really had between the pages :twisted: :twisted:
Joyrider:wink: :wink:
I agree with your "do not judge a book by it's cover" statement, However, this is reality and most people do
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Quote by Pussinboots1
With all of this penis talk....take this quiz.....
I will give you your details tomorrow!!!
1) Smaller than 2 inches.
2) 3-4 inches long.
3) 5-6 inches long.
4) 7-9 inches long.
5) 10 inches or longer.
6) I am a woman.
I could give 2 or 3 possible answers here, dependent on time of day and arousal levels , . . . . clarify as to when specifically (hard or soft) we should answer
Joyrider, there are a lot of woman who read the forum (as there are many men) only thing is VERY few of them comment on anything
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Quote by Gerrie2012
I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money.
I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!
I will be your first customer.
Dude, are you pushing in again? seems like you are still jetlagged or something, I, that is ME, as in SDMR (Shawn to you) am ALWAYS first, regardless of any special circumstances or any previous arrangements or anything you can think up.
Sorry to budge in ........
Normally when you do your notice month (always wanted to ask you anyway!
) .....aren't you suppose to step back and give the other guys a turn? :twisted: nope, that is when it is important to clear up any outstanding items. . . . . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
OMG OMG I am flabbergasted so far!!!!!!!!!!
I have just checked the NUMBER 8 answer of every one who answered the quiz so far!!!!!!
MEN YOU ARE ALL in the damn DOG BOX!!!!!!!!! you have NO clue as to where a ladies G-SPOT is ?????????
And REALLY... SDMR your penis does not shrink during stress or being scared??????
And I had to laugh at Joyrides optimistic count of times having sex in year!!!!!!!!!!! that would be the number 1 question.
Ok, so why are we in trouble about number 8??????????
The Gräfenberg Spot, often called the G-Spot, is defined as a bean-shaped area of the vagina. Some women report that it is an erogenous zone which, when stimulated, can lead to strong sexual arousal, powerful orgasms and female ejaculation. The G-Spot is typically described as being located one to three inches (2.5 to 7.6 cm) up the front (anterior) vaginal wall between the vaginal opening and the urethra and is a sensitive area that may be part of the female prostate.
And yes, my penis might shrink with stress, but only temporary, not permanently.
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Quote by Pussinboots1
I was reminded of how fucked up the world is after hearing about a abortion that has gone bad!!!
Everywhere I drive I see stickers on lamp posts advertizing *Abortion* and that it is not painful and that it is a fast solution to unwanted pregnancies!!!
I do agree it is a solution to a unwanted pregnancy. BUT should it be a method of birth control is my question???
I also KNOW that any girl underage can go and demand a abortion and that the health carers have to oblige that child,to doing it for her in a safe environment.
And they are NOT allowed to contact the parents, or give the fathers details, of this unwanted baby ,to the police for statuary !!!
The girl child is allowed to sigh the consent forms for the procedures herself!!!
Just to be back after a month or 2 for another one.
Now I am talking kids of as young as 10 that can go for abortions , BUT they are not allowed to go to a birth control clinic to ask for birth control with out a parent being present.
How fucked up is that???
Oh deary me, we have now seen PIB in her VERY angry mode . . . . (I do agree with what you have said)
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Quote by happybeats
well to be honest i reckon people are just afraid. Mostly the ladies
I guess they think something could happen to them
plus majority are males who comment
we have a culture of fear in this country
sad but true and warranted to some degree
It may be a culture of fear (with the woman) but the bigger problem (this is only MY opinion) is that the south african male wants all woman to be slutty, have all kinds of intercourse with him and then he goes right ahead and thinks less of her. The only real difference is that their genitals look different, but for some reason it's ok for men to behave that way . . . how on earth can men behave that way if woman don't have the same sexual urges to fulfill?
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Now remember not to go look for the answers...... I will post them tomorrow.
How many of you brave people is going to complete this quiz?????
1.) How many times a year does the average couple have sex?
89
2.) In which of the following ways are men`s and women's sex drives different?
All of the above
3.) What's the average length of an erect penis?
5 to 6 inches
4.) Which gender has a higher preference for reaching orgasm through oral sex?
Men
5.) How long is it before the average man ejaculates during sexual intercourse?
5.4 minutes
6.) Stress can make a man's penis shrink.
False
7.) Sexual activity can increase the risk of stroke and heart attack in older people.
True
8.) The G-spot is a sexually sensitive part of a woman's anatomy found in the anterior vaginal wall.
True
9.) Most women can have an orgasm without direct stimulation of the clitoris.
False
10.) What percentage of men say they always have an orgasm during sex with their partner?
93
11.) What percentage of women say they always have an orgasm during sex with their partner?
48
12.) Most women under age 60 think about sex less than once a day.
False
13.) Masturbation can:
All of the above
14.) Older women are more likely to experience orgasm when sex is within the context of a relationship.
False
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Quote by georgeous
I WANT a Rich man!!!!!! anything for a man with a open wallet!!!!! then I will not mind any size penis!!! I drive a small affordable car.......and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove money.
I often hear ...*Why do you NOT charge men * for what you do to them.....(as in kinky) man..... I might just start doing that when I have my own dungeon.......yeeee haw!
I will be your first customer.
Dude, are you pushing in again? seems like you are still jetlagged or something, I, that is ME, as in SDMR (Shawn to you) am ALWAYS first, regardless of any special circumstances or any previous arrangements or anything you can think up.
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Quote by Deviants
There really isn't much more I can add to this post that hasn't already been said except to offer the following quotation:
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. ~ Frank Leahy
Nice quote Deviants:
and in light of deviants observation that it has all been said, I would like to put a slightly different spin on this.
We the males of the species do actually know that a lot of women think that bigger is better and to a large degree just go about silently hoping this knowledge does not affect us too much on the performance level . . . . .
How many of you (males) have been in the situation where because you have this knowledge you thought about introducing something a little bit bigger than you into playtime (a Dildo or other inanimate object) only to have the lady ask you ever so politely if you were fu@#ing mad? you are not putting that into me . . . . . .
