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7 hours ago
Straight White/Caucasian Male, 54
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Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Highjacking Skills indeed . . . . . I also notice (with concern of course) that you are referring to the girls and not to . . oh, wait, it is only Gerrie and I left of the boys, so I guess we are outnumbered . . . .
Hmmm.... I think that makes you.... LUCKY
Or it just goes to show good organisational skills .. . . .
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Oh look girls! A bright one! I like him already
Deeeeelish!
Promise you won't leave the forums mike and we'll adopt you into our gang!
Quick girls, love him and give him treats!
*she steals the thread and nimbly makes off into the sunset! How's that for hijacking skills boys?!*
Highjacking Skills indeed . . . . . I also notice (with concern of course) that you are referring to the girls and not to . . oh, wait, it is only Gerrie and I left of the boys, so I guess we are outnumbered . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Gerrie , you are my hero !!!!
@ SDMR...you are hairless with out waxing or shaving ermmm ???????? Do tell us more!!!!
@Mike_Pta ermm you can always try just trimming...a hair cutting machine trims quiet well.
Shaving leaves that ingrowing hair, everyone is speaking about and nothing is as unsightly as a *pimply looking ingrowing hair* pubic area.
Can you elaborate on
*until I get a girl willing to give me a post torture rub down also.*
Have you ever had a POT???? If you did ,please do tell me how you hated or loved this method of CBT.
PIb, what I said was no waxing for me, shaving and hair removal cream is the (only) way to go . . . . .
Sex God
Quote by KC_
Lol SDMR
No amount of convincing? I know many men who started waxing because they lost a bet, or were dared to do so...
They still wax years later, but won't admit it to anyone else ;)
The one started because his girlfriend at the time was a beautician. I am not sure if she did his "base, sack and crack" but i dont think it could be worse than chest and back!
;)
C
Men who make bets like that deserve to loose them and suffer.
Sex God
Quote by Mike_Pta
It's gonna take a lot of convincing before I let a girl bring wax to my play area, very long time. I'm still getting used to the razer, however I do enjoy the results, I just wish the process was more friendly.
Laser seems like a nice option pity it's so pricey, your man is very lucky KC
@mike_pta . . . lot of convincing? no amount of convincing will ever be enough, I assure you. my (as you put it) play area is permanently hair free, but I can assure you that wax is not the reason why . . .
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Not to worry boys - I kicked him off the site this morning bright and early
Though I must admit I was horrified to discover this particular idiothad some nice little notes on his profile for past crappy behaviour and he was STILL here! :doh:
Rest assured ladies (and all other parties who are victims of abuse here) :sparring:
I have a ZERO TOLERANCE for abuse. Any abusive person MUST be kicked immediately and permanently off this site.
We must be EXTREMELY pedantic and extremely strict about it - this is the only way to instill a culture of respect - any person not willing to show the very most basic level of respect to their fellow human... OUT! ON THEIR ARSE! IMMEDIATELY! :dry:
Please do not hesitate to report breach of AUP :small-print: - which includes and clearly underlines a minimum of respect as a requirement for the privilege of using this facility. People do not pay sub - the very least they have to pay to qualify for their continued membership here is RESPECT. And anyone not prepared to do so can F@#k right off... OFF our site!
REST ASSURED (it is quite clear) that while some people may not exactly appreciate the MooPooGang...
We are ready and armed with our best MooPoo to take action against ANYONE who dares mess with our peops!
If you're gonna be an arse, best you duck boy coz the MooPoo will HIT THE FAN! :scared:
Maybe we should rename .... MooPooMafia :haha:
With a Lady Boss . . . . . :sparring:
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ georgeous,
Oh boy.....you do sound sorta scary here.....now guys KNOW not to be rude to me yes, I have georgeous who is gonna set you straight.... Thanks for the offer georgeous.I will help, by sitting on them to keep them in position.
I have found this nice quote ,and I think it applies to this sort rude people who we have on has two sets of moral and manners when they think to be *gentlemanly*nice when flirting while wanting something...then decide to change to an oaf when declined/rejected.
Quote...
Don't reserve your best behavior for special occasions.
You can't have two sets of manners, two social codes - one for those you admire and want to impress, another for those whom you consider unimportant.
You must be the same to all people.
Lillian Eichler Watson
And I assure you that I will be standing right next to Georgeous.
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
BUT JUST visualize how a forked tongue MIGHT envelope a clit ......and tease a lady.
You guys think that is why some men sorta *cut out*some of their tongue to create a forked or split their tongue???
THAT does happen, if anyone is wondering.....
Yes PIB, that does happen, but not for those reasons. The forked / split tongue has another meaning entirely.
(why can't I find an emoticon with a tongue sticking out???) Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ SDMR are you going to invite me and Lee to determine to watch as you *proof your competence* so we can give you points outa 10?????m Thus you need to have a lady friend who is willing to have us watch!!!! Very CLOSE UP as well.
Or you going to give up a few ladies as reference???
@PIB . . . Yes, yes and yes
Sex God
So I was reading an article about role play in the bedroom . . . . the article mentioned various types of role play etc etc. One thing that got my attention while reading this article was the "School Girl" type of role play . . . . . . . I found myself wondering how healthy this actually is. What I mean is, why would a grown Adult man be fantasizing about a school girl. . . . . yes, I know most people would say that it's only a fantasy . . . BUT how many people make their sexual fantasies a reality ? . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
Just a hearty warning to everyone who is on my *friends list* I am deleting those *friends* that has never written me or talked to me in ages or if ever!!!
Now, I know it is my own fault to having to clean HOUSE once every few months, but I do accept all friendship request as a welcome to *my* world....and in-case the request is a way to see if I am going to answer any mails in my box,if how ever nothing is happening or has happened .
Then
Sorry guys , NOTHING against you and yours...
just time for me to clean my profile a bit.
Have a great day everyone!!!!
So PIB, if I come over there, will you "clean me up' ??????
Sex God
Quote by Gerrie2012
Hahhahahahahaaha!
This game is going to self destruct! It's like a moth circling the flame of a candle. Big circles getting smaller and smaller.... and bam!! We cannot get away from our favourite little wet and dripping fanny!
True, you spend 9 months of your life trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in . . . .
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Ok, so all the clitoral junkies... how well do you Really know your way around?
How I wish I could answer this question in a way that could be believed . . . . any suggestions as to how I could?
When do we meet.... do you have references? :twisted:
That is entirely up to you . . . and yes, I do .. . .
Sex God
Quote by LeeEC
Yes.... the man .. he counts about 80%... the attachment.. about 20%
Well for me... but then for those into stranger-sex types.... it's probably more the other way around...
Ok, so all the clitoral junkies... how well do you Really know your way around?
How I wish I could answer this question in a way that could be believed . . . . any suggestions as to how I could?
Sex God
Dogging:
Is it only me or does anyone else see a business opportunity here?
Reading the Dogging Forum on this site (my only point of reference) it seems as if a Dogging event has maybe a 1 in 100 hit ratio. So, if a suitable "pay venue" was made available maybe people would be able to experience Dogging. Who knows, it may even lead to Dogging in it's true / original form happening outside the "venue"
AND NO, having different rates for men and women is not an option.
Sex God
Quote by Gerrie2012
What I've experienced when I'm around with people .......
Not everybody likes me, I take it on the chin and show respect!
I cannot change someone's way of thinking, I have to look for the thoughts we have in common!
Gerrie, your view point here is a good one, only problem is that very few people are able to function like that. As PIB said, we all differ in opinions, that's fine and well and the reason most people share on this forum.
However, when people start to jab below the belt and get rude because someone else does not agree with their opinion it leaves a bad taste in ones mouth, and suddenly you find the most interesting forum topics no longer having many contributions.
Sex God
Quote by joyrider
Well the above statement is true. But I think it is more like 85% and not 25% Look at the following reasons.
How many ladies say in a conversation ''the next time they will look for a RICH MAN to look after them.'' Or the young girls say "I want a man that has a lot of money" And look at the age difference between the men and the women. The man in most cases is older than the lady and the reason why is not because he has more brains. It is because he is more financial independent and her can spoil her like she wants!
This is facts. Try and prove me wrong
Joyrider
Money makes the world go round :twisted: :twisted:
This may well be true in many aspects, but just another spin on the age difference thing . . . . in this world today, people do not mature until much later, years ago, at 25 we were fairly mature, today a 25 year old is still a child, so it could be an argument that a 30 year old woman (we know they mature earlier than men) is with a 40 year old man because of intellect compatibility more than financial (a 40 year old would in any case be more financially secure)
