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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
PIB if you get 26, what chance do we have?
Question 7: Is Asexual lover not a oxymoron?
As for passing though the Cervix, please keep in mind that large numbers of people in SA where born by Caesarean section

Then those people would not tick that box now would they?
Ok, so now Ashlee has me wondering. What actually happens when you click the Ignore button on a message?
Quote by Adonis
I am of opinion that been a couple of 40 years give you the right to act if you are in the bedroom. By that you show to people what they miss in life. That is why you see so many idiots in the street because the chip on there shoulder are so big they cant see the nice things in life.
Walking in the streets of Cape Town it a shame how people behave rather see a couple holding hands and kiss openly even is a nice snooze. Young people in street and the guy hands in the back of his women scathing her ass that is gross.
Some people are jealous seeing people in love walking in the street. Perhaps they must take a mind change and they also would find love.

Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. For me it is just a simple case of, us as adults cannot complain about the younger people doing things if we ourselves are doing them.
How many times have you seen a young couple (16 - 25) in a mall who are standing against a wall and kissing like there is no tomorrow? hands running up and down each others backs and bums? Is your first thought when you see this type of thing, that they are in love? or is your first thought something else? . . . . Now replace those youngsters with a 50 or 60 year old couple . . . what is that thought now?
Quote by Pussinboots1
You guys must remember the question
1. Which of the following elements have you incorporated into your lovemaking?
Earth
Air
Fire
Water
You could actually tick off all of them..
IF...
You had sex in water.....any water like a pool or shower
You had sex outside the house..on a blanket on the grass or what ever...(earth)
You had sex while candles where burning, or in front of a fireplace...next to a bonfire......
Air...well that is an easy one....we all do breath...and we do all have open windows......and we all sometimes use a fan.....or feathers ????
See guys your score can already become MORE!!!!!!
There is NO trick questions here.
Icould change some,if so desired.....but you guys must remember this is taken from the internet for us to enjoy(just like all the previous ones).Hence my own score.

Ok, so if I change my answers to comply with your above explanation, all it does is add one more to my score . . . . :sad:
Quote by joyrider
banghead:banghead: SDMR,
How can you have a problem with a cpl that is not scare to show other people they still love one another. I mean do you know how nice it is to see an old cpl still holding hands and kissing after 40 years of been together. I mean not many people these days can brag about been so in love after so many years.
Joyrider
Showing other people you still love and care for your partner is not a crime

As I said, I have no issue with people holding hands and even sharing the occasional little kiss. It is when it is more than that, that I do not think it is appropriate. Couples can easily show they are still in love after 40 years without behaving like they are in the bedroom when they are in public.
So, considering what some of my answers were, I am surprised to say that my total score was only 8 . . . .
Quote by Pussinboots1
As Lee said,Rules are a must between couples even the single people in the lifestyle should also have their own set rules we all should adhere is ONLY when the RULES are broken...otherwise kiss away.
I would never KISS ANYONE OUTSIDE in the public when the hubby or wife is NOT is JUST not done. In a party or club prior to play is a different story.
I am not talking a little hello Kiss-Kiss....but I AM talking passionate kiss tongues and lip locks that is totally off the map, that is CHEATING in my eyes.
Kissing is way to intimate for some people, most feel it is only something that only partners should share.
Sex in any form is allowed from Normal to anal to cunnilingus to Blow jobs.... BUT dare to kiss and you are in hot water.
How that is suppose to works is above my intellect really??
What is more intimate than having someone going *down* on you??
But rules are rules.
I for myself Love kissing! I kiss women and men if so inclined...how can one not kiss the person you are going to play with is my question or to kiss them after playing When you do a little hugging or cuddling and catching your breath ?? Or do most people just jump up go and clean up and go on to the next Person??And here I am not talking about becoming emotionally involved at all....it is just normal for me, to relax back and show a little appreciation for enjoying each other.
I For the love of me,can NOT see why men cannot kiss each other,if we women can kiss,why not men??
I think it is more of a homophobic reaction people have,when watching men kiss.
Now I will most likely be shot with out the benefit of a plea bargain......
Mostly I think women tend to be really sorta prissy and pretentious if they do not allow their men folk to enjoy what they obviously enjoy. But then women are generally more prone to the *green monster* than men really.
I know some women have this rule if they feel a lady is sexier than themselves,the lady will play BUT hubby is not allowed to touch, and the woman is NOT to touch or smile with the hubby,then she is a flirt and a house wrecker.
Ever wondered why I never said yes to playing with couples?????
My 5c`s.
@ SDMR
You dislike any to all display of affection in Public???

@PIB, I do have a bit of an issue with it yes.
Don't get me wrong, holding hands with your partner while walking and even the occasional little kiss (Peck) is no issue, but people who have their hands all over each other, and are locking lips with darting tongues in public in front of people (KIDS) and they walk with their hands on their partners asses . . . . . I have a bit of issue with.
Quote by Mike_Pta
Indecently Magnificent Orgasm

I'm choosing this as the best, however a special mention to PiB for her hilarious attempt.
Your up Delway
Ok, so although I am looking, I fail to find this Hilarious Attempt of PIB's . . . . share with the rest of us please . . . .
The act of kissing another person (and I am assuming we are referring to a "passionate" kiss here) is the beginning of action being taken on some or other feeling / attraction / curiosity etc . . . so yes, if done outside of an agreement between the couple, it is clearly (to me) some form of cheating. First you kiss then you . . . . . well, we all have an idea of how the process goes. As far as men kissing or women kissing, it makes no difference to my opinion on this subject. I myself am a so called Bi-Sexual male, BUT(T) kissing another man is just something that almost never happens, just does not work for me. I have zero issues if other men kiss around me, I have zero issues if women kiss each other around me, However, I do kind of have an issue if they (men or women) do it in public . . . ok, I am getting off topic here
The act of kissing another person (and I am assuming we are referring to a "passionate" kiss here) is the beginning of action being taken on some or other feeling / attraction / curiosity etc . . . so yes, if done outside of an agreement between the couple, it is clearly (to me) some form of cheating. First you kiss then you . . . . . well, we all have an idea of how the process goes. As far as men kissing or women kissing, it makes no difference to my opinion on this subject. I myself am a so called Bi-Sexual male, BUT(T) kissing another man is just something that almost never happens, just does not work for me. I have zero issues if other men kiss around me, I have zero issues if women kiss each other around me, However, I do kind of have an issue if they (men or women) do it in public . . . ok, I am getting off topic here
Quote by Stamina
PIB
Anything you write is always a treat. Your profile is no exception.
A persons profile can show their likes and dislike without being aggressive.
E.g. : Sorry no single guys
as oppose to
NO SINGLE GUYS!!! (As if that will stop the bad ones)
Our profile is also unusual but hopefully does not bite and is hopefully clear.

While slightly off topic here (I said slightly) I thought I would just say what has been said countless times before: Most profiles that have "No Singles Guys" on their write up, also have the "Straight Male" box ticked . . . . . .
That is a common problem - contradictions. Just got a message back from a girl : " Sorry, I don't play with girls". Yet her profile has "straight male", "straight female", "bi female", and "couple with bi female" checked. Ad just says "fun, fun and more fun". Her text says "looking to explore my sexuality"... Many more like that on here. We are ice skating up hill people! He he he...
Ok, so I am not really sure how to break this to you, but here goes anyway . . . .
She called you a GIRL, and all you are ranting about is the fact that her profile has x y z listed ? ? ? ? seriously ????
Ok, so I am going to lie here and laugh for the next ten minutes . . .. lol
Quote by Stamina
What is the smallest hotel in the world?... A vagina - you have to leave your "bag" outside. lol

That all depends on how creative you are . . . wink
Quote by Stamina
Why do they call it a Pap Smear?... Because they can't call it a "Cunt Scrape"!! lol

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Rudeness is an Internet and South African culture.
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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
PIB
Anything you write is always a treat. Your profile is no exception.
A persons profile can show their likes and dislike without being aggressive.
E.g. : Sorry no single guys
as oppose to
NO SINGLE GUYS!!! (As if that will stop the bad ones)
Our profile is also unusual but hopefully does not bite and is hopefully clear.

While slightly off topic here (I said slightly) I thought I would just say what has been said countless times before: Most profiles that have "No Singles Guys" on their write up, also have the "Straight Male" box ticked . . . . . .
Quote by joyrider
Shame now we know why the forum is dieing a slow death :sad: banghead
Joyrider

yip, have had that feeling on occasion myself.
Quote by Pussinboots1
Doing a little browsing on a kinky site I am on last night.
I checked out a newbie`s profile after reading her introduction of herself,the same as it happens here on SH.
She is a lesbian and boy is she Build!!!!And when I say BUILD I am saying muscles, she is a body builder since an early age.
I of course also went and browsed and perved her photo`s,SHE does put a LOT of men to shame with her body!!!
Muscles to die for....
Then I had to sit down and think to myself do I really like seeing this lady the way she is?? NOT really.
To me she does not LOOK with her taking good care of her feet and hands which is nicely done with nail polish.
Maybe if she wore her hair longer and not short like a male, she will not look like a *bad male cross dresser*.I am NOT talking Trans-gender or Male cross dressers they are WAY more feminine than that lady.
She wears a sunny dress in one photo but oh boy...
I really felt ashamed at myself for NOT looking at the person behind the photo...
HOW RUDE and inconsiderate of me....I want people to accept me the way I am, old and wobbly fat!!!!
And I am not prepared to look at her the same way?
She has this open smile that just blooms and pulls you into her.I also saw the tenderness and openness she displays in her photos with her friends, male and female.
But It did make me wonder.....
Do men like ladies who has way more muscles than themselves??
Do ladies who is Bi-sexual or Gay like an overly muscled lady??
Do ladies like muscled men, I am talking overly muscled.
Needless to say Gay men like muscles!!!!!!
Do self proclaimed Bi-men like muscles???
I profess to being pan-sexual....but reality showed me ,I like feminine ladies. And all kind of males, Now how weird is that that I also like Trans_Genders and Cross-dressers???But not an overly muscled lady?????
Thus..... I do apologize to this unknown lady for being unjustly harsh.
And made me think about this quote...
If we are lucky enough to do or have something that makes us different from everybody else, don't change.
Uniqueness is priceless.
In this crazy world that's trying to make us like everyone else, we have to find the courage to keep being our awesome self.
And when they laugh at us for being different, laugh back at them for being the same.
It takes a lot of courage to stand alone, but its worth it !
Being YOU is worth it.

Probably the only tick mark I have not made on that "to do" list . . . . . .
Quote by LeeEC
And my husband doesn't understand why I can't just "pick up" a guy.... Well no dear - I'm too old, and too wise now... lol
Gosh - I do sound like I have had WAY too much interaction with stupid little boys who think that this (SH) is where you get a free fuck and have licence to treat all women, who like sex, like cheap street corner hookers.
Some one give me an orgasm quick!!

So, how did the above statements work out for you so far?
Been bombarded by Quote: "Stupid Little Boys" Unquote promising to be different? . . . . .
I would like to suggest to all stupid little boys, read the forums, and pay some attention, a lot of what the ladies say here is gold, and can make your life so much more "easy" . . . .
Quote by Stamina
I got a message last week from a guy. He told me was doing the same thing as I was, looking for a little something on the side. He read my post about me not going to "cheat". It inspired him. Woke him up he says. He thanked me and me that my honesty has made him see what is right in front of him. He will not look any further. I tried to reply and his profile was deleted.
Guess there are still some good honest men out there for you ladies... Sometimes we just need a slap on the face to bring us back to reality.

Dude, if all you wanted was a slap, all you had to do was ask . . . . rotflmaoflipa:rotflmao:
Quote by Stamina
Here is a question.
Where do you ladies like the men to cum, inside you, over your belly, over your tits on your face. where?
And guys where do you like to cum?
Joyrider
I like inside

For most men on this site - on their own bellies.. Bwa haaaa!!
And now we all know that Stamina lies down when he Masturbates . . .. banghead
So, assuming that any person "playing" in this lifestyle (and specifically those on this site who are contributing or reading the forums) are aware of the various risks associated with the lifestyle, and that they take the obvious precautions one with knowledge would take when playing with spouse, girl/boy friend, regular play partner or even a random exciting hook-up, let me repeat what Joy Rider asked: Where do ladies like men to cum ? Where do men like to cum ? This topic actually has a huge potential to give people a number of various ideas for use in the bedroom. In general, cuming on a woman's (or man's) face, is something that happens in the movies, but some people would not really know that the majority of ladies do not even have an inkling of a desire to let their partners do this . . . . Let's not kill this topic because we want to talk about disease.
So, assuming Joyrider was referring to the act of cuming in a situation where Condoms were not actually necessary, I (being a male) don't find cuming inside a woman as pleasurable as pulling out and cuming on back / belly. cuming in a mouth is (as far as I am concerned) so one sided, and mostly overrated . . ..
Quote by Stamina
Funny names for semen... Share yours here. Just for laughs.
Male-naise.

Why don't you explain to us how you play with your Male-naise then .. . . . you know, just for laughs wink
Quote by Stamina
@ SDMR
I know it is just you 2 guys here bantering.
BUT as I am on leave lately....I know why I am here in the fora so much.....being far too HOT to do some fun things OUTSIDE the house!!! Cannot really go out in this sun (sadly), but do swim nearly 4-5 times a day just to cool off and rush back inside,wet and naked to see if something new is happening here in the fora`s.
BUT what are your excuse to be so here much...?????

I'm just trying to get laid!! Bwa haaaaa haa haaaa!!!
But seriously. I laaaaaaf you guys. Can't go a full day without ranting with all of you. I miss Lee though. She was the only one that put me on my place... Now there is no-one keeping the demon at bay...
And I am self employed. Which means I work about 1 hour a day. lol
My boss is also a member on this site, and he really likes giving Stamina grief, says it is just because Stamina makes it so easy,
Sometimes, working for yourself has benefits. That and the wonders of technology today, you can access anything from anywhere. I Cannot sit still for longer than 5 minutes, so I often find myself behind some or other electronic device. That, and people fascinate me.
Also, unlike Stamina, I refrain from visiting Rub & Tug venues . . . :lol:
Quote by Stamina
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .

Agreed there.. The word cock sounds pretty lame I think. Prefer dick. Like word pussy has a "turn-on" ring to it and then the word "cunt" (please excuse) just makes it sound gross. When a girl says "my pussy", I automatically picture a perfect pink porn star slit... If she says "my cunt", I picture flies buzzing around it!
I refer to mine as "Steve".. No relation to Admin. lol
STEVE????
It would appear that you have no intention of oiling that squeaky hinge . . . . .:doh:
Pass me the WD40...
No amount of SpookPizz in the world is going to silence that hinge now buddy . . . . . closet door is opening .. . . wink
Quote by localcouple1234
What the hell? He basically insulted everyone on the site! Hope his little pathetic rant gets him booted from the site.

Yip, thats all of us. . . . . .
Let myself and Stamina deal with this, PM me his profile name wink
Quote by Stamina
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .

Agreed there.. The word cock sounds pretty lame I think. Prefer dick. Like word pussy has a "turn-on" ring to it and then the word "cunt" (please excuse) just makes it sound gross. When a girl says "my pussy", I automatically picture a perfect pink porn star slit... If she says "my cunt", I picture flies buzzing around it!
I refer to mine as "Steve".. No relation to Admin. lol
STEVE????
It would appear that you have no intention of oiling that squeaky hinge . . . . .:doh: