Quote by LeeEC
Ok so apparently our whisper halted EVERY form of discussion
Where are the other contributions to the encyclopedia of cunninglinguism :twisted:
Oh, I thought you knew, people don't like to talk about sex on sex sites . . . .
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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
One would expect the North Cape to top the list in that regard but no self respecting Wanker is likely to find himself there.
Interesting statement you made there, would you maybe like to clarify what you mean before people from the Northern Cape "misinterpret" your comment?
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Quote by Mike_Pta
A little confused as to how Kardashian can be in the list as it could only be "look alikes" with any porn surely?
I wonder if the rest of the article has any information as to how much money South Africans spend online on porn?
I think she did a sex tape somewhere so maybe that's what people are looking for
Also do people still pay for porn?
I wonder myself, but normally you get to watch "basic" stuff and the more "classy" and "out there" stuff they ask for Credit Card . . . so, I am guessing yes.
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Quote by redbruce
To the wonderful couple who invited me to their dogging evening at the dam last night, Wow! - you guys are something special!! And then asking me to invite some of my dogging friends to join us too! Magic!!!... It was great to get together like that, and also to have the opportunity to chat and interact!
Thanks particularly to the couple that initiated the evening, but thanks also to the other couple who were there just as "watchers", and ended up joining in the fun and giving us a show of their own! You're a bunch of special people!
To the friends who were able to make it, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. To those who couldn't make it, or didn't crack an "invite" this time (due to limitations on numbers, sorry...), we're all hoping there'll be a next time soon.
Just posting to let y'all know that "arranged" dogging is still alive, it's safest, and it works out well....
Always nice to have my theories on a subject tested.
Thanks for informing us (especially those of us who were extremely sceptical) about the successful event RedBruce. Now I will turn my focus to listening for an opportunity to experience this in an area near me.
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Quote by Stamina
First thought, . .. nah, you asked for serious
If I recall correctly, this will be a first for your lady. So, your ideal situation, night club, dancing, seduction etc is not an ideal situation, it is Stamina's fantasy! ! ! !
Your lady is flying her maiden voyage, she might need a little help. Also, for the first experience, I would strongly suggest you consider keeping it very very sober (ie: only one or two drinks)
No no, it is the ideal situation as I know her. She will feel very reserved and frigid, even nervous in a "planned" situation. She is a party animal and "lets loose" when we are out. She gets absorbed in the fun and that is what gets her going. She does not drink alot, maybe a tequila or two and maybe one or two red squares that she drinks slowly, the tipsy stage is when she feels sexy and adventurous. Its at this point that she starts telling me to look at this sexy girl and that sexy girl. This is when she starts the questions: "Do you think we will be able to meet a hot girl tonight and take her home?".. "What about that girl, should I go talk to her and see if she might be bi?"... She has a magnetic personality and 20 minutes after arriving at a pub or club, she has a group of girls that she is partying with. Trust me, my scenario would work best. She will be ready, relaxed and comfortable to take things further after a little "ice-breaking" first...
Look, personally I have found that when some-one is a newby or very inexperienced in the group set-up, that substance usage is more often than not a huge disappointment in the end. Great that your lady only goes to tipsy, so she will be fully aware at all times what is going on around her. Thing is, if you get it right to meet someone in a public place like a club, chances are slim she is going to be "mostly sober". . . . that can have catastrophic effects on your lady, and her views on repeating the activity.
I think a little pre-planning for her first experience is your best bet.
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Quote by Stamina
Wait, hold on... I agree to an extent that discuss certain things in places with certain people, likeminded etc... But (yes, there is always a but)... I don't want to sound all mushy and that but I have found friends in you guys. I would love to spend hours socializing with all of you, discussing a vast array of topics and making general conversation. I am a very social person and I never shut up. I love convo and visit and chat for hours. Unfortunately, we all live worlds apart and meeting is a long shot. That means that I will have be a friend online only. The point I am getting at is that I discuss anything that I have on my mind at that moment or have been thinking about. Not always for the purpose of hearing other opinions but sometimes just to "chat" about it. Bottom line, whether you all like it or not, you are my buddies and I am here to stay. Friends converse. Besides, the fact of the matter is that we are not really getting meets out of this site and those that do, it happens few and far between. I have come to enjoy the site and talking to the members and worry less about what it does not deliver.
So, using it as a conversation channel . . . .I get that (well clearly, considering our behaviour) the thing is, most people see it as us not taking the topic seriously, when in reality, the topic is dead or out of place. (I wonder how many other members are reading this shite and shaking their heads, thinking, those two are at it again) Oh, and by the way, it is not the site that does not deliver young man . . . . . .
Maybe I am wrong in my thinking, perhaps a sex related site is the correct place to debate racism and politics? Should we ask the powers that be to start a poll for us to find out what everyone thinks?
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So Mike_Pta thread about SA's Porn habits got me thinking.
When I joined this site, I joined in the "hope" that I would be able to meet with like minded people, after-all, living outside of the "Big Cities" has a rather extreme limitation on ones options of where to meet with said like minded people.
It was within the first month or so, that I very quickly realised that my chances were going to remain slim to none, even with the help of the site. However I stuck around because of all the other benefits.
One of which (for me) is looking through the galleries. Now I have to say, if I looked (or measured) like the majority of the people look in the galleries, I think I would have a totally different approach in the real world. (this is a sort of round about kind of compliment to the people in the galleries)
A large number of the woman pictured in the galleries, are extremely attractive and clearly have no or very little self confidence issues, they would surely be exposed to attention in the real world which, as we all know could easily lead to "connections".
A large number of the men in the Galleries, raise the question as to just how accurate the so called "average penis" size actually is. (and this got worse after it was suggested by others that pictures make it look smaller) So with the knowledge that size does matter, confidence surely abounds.
So, despite that relatively useless introduction, my question remains, "Why are you here" ?
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Quote by Stamina
I am worried about something. While in my search for a lady to join us for a night of passion, I think about how it may end up being an anticlimax. I am worried it all feels "planned". We all know that sex is best served spontaneously. What if ends up happening simply because it was the plan, not because sparks flew. My ideal scenario: Meet a girl on here and arrange to meet asap at a nice club or vibey pub. She and my girl chat, drink, dance, party the night away. If they feel that they have sufficiently "seduced" each other, then we take things back home. I would for obvious reasons love to be part of the fun but not essential, the ladies pleasure is key here. I do not want to mail someone on here and that very night she is knocking at the door ready to get it on - that would feel planned and I don't think would live up to expectations.
Any thoughts?
First thought, . .. nah, you asked for serious
If I recall correctly, this will be a first for your lady. So, your ideal situation, night club, dancing, seduction etc is not an ideal situation, it is Stamina's fantasy! ! ! !
Your lady is flying her maiden voyage, she might need a little help. Also, for the first experience, I would strongly suggest you consider keeping it very very sober (ie: only one or two drinks)
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Quote by Stamina
You guys are just so full of shit, can' you ever take anything seriously?
But I guess that's what keeps me coming back to read your crap, my warped sense of humor!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice!
Give a serious topic (site related) and we will show you just how serious we can take things.
remember, my challenge to you is site related (in other words, sex and swinging) not race, religion, politics, crime, entertainment, etc etc . . . .
@SDMR. Do you really think we should take up that challenge? I am less optimistic about you and me being able to keep it serious for long. I believe we incapable of keeping things serious and its a fact - we are the "ThreadJackers". You do realise that is only a matter of time until AdminSteve looses patience with us and we are then in big KAK!! You are a bad influence man! My mother warned me about okes like you!
@Stamina, every now and then, a man has to prove to those around him that he is actually a grown up. RIGHT, enough of that bollocks . . . :lol: every thread that has been ThreadJacked by either you or I (and we are not the only jackers on here) has been Jacked because it was dry, or it was getting aggressive, or someone had been looking for a fight. That and you and I contribute the large majority to the thread, most people who get involved, only get involved to complain about the Jacking. (NOTE: I said most, not all)
To date (as far as I am aware) I have only stepped out of line as far as rules are concerned maybe once or twice (got a spanking too) and I have no doubt that if either you or I step out of line again, the same will happen. So, until then. . . . . serious threads will be dealt with in a serious light, until they go off topic / course.
Oh, and I am NOT the kind of person your mother warned you about, I AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT
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Quote by Stamina
You guys are just so full of shit, can' you ever take anything seriously?
But I guess that's what keeps me coming back to read your crap, my warped sense of humor!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice!
There is comedy in everything, you just have to see it. What is weird is that this is me and SDMR when we are sober! Imagine us around a table at a pub with 10 beers in the liver...
UMMMM? ? ? what is this sober thing? and can you drink it? or more importantly, can you F()@k it?
Ok, so I am agreeing with stamina about comedy in almost everything. Just a pity that in this country (frame of reference) that the culture installed in us, is that if someone has a different view than you, you have the right to scream out against it and call it offensive.
One could perhaps "save" themselves from feeling offended, if they expressed their particular opinions in the correct place. Now Stamina is going "HUH?" let me explain, if you are on a forum that has politics as it's main subject matter, and you start talking about Swinging, my guess is that you would be told in no uncertain terms that you were confused and should shut up, same if you are on an entertainment forum and you start talking about health care . . . . so why oh why people, do we want to debate shit like firearms, politics, racism etc etc etc on Swinging Heaven . . . . here, we talk about dicks, pussies, boobs, bodies, cum, fluids, squirting, sucking, licking, moaning, groaning, orgasm's, threesomes, group sex, and of course unachievable fantasies . . . . go onto those other forums and have your debates with like minded people and have your sexual debates on this forum with like minded people
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ok, so until now I have never heard of Lisa Ann (at least the name does not ring any bells) yet it is the third most searched for in SA.
A little confused as to how Kardashian can be in the list as it could only be "look alikes" with any porn surely?
Also fascinating to me, is how SA is almost 2 minutes above the world average.
I wonder if the rest of the article has any information as to how much money South Africans spend online on porn?
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Quote by Stamina
Ohhhhh never happened to me before....maybe you are jinxed.
Nope not jinxed, he is just stamina
shear genius :rotflmao:Its a curse... I have so much bad luck that I now break mirrors and walk under ladders just to tempt fate. He he he
it has been proven over and over again, that as soon as one realises that they have to do certain things in certain ways, that bad luck stops almost immediately . . . . . :grin:
Let me see if I follow you... When one gets electrocuted from inserting ones pinky into a plug socket, it is not bad luck that caused the electrocution?
@Stamina, NO . . . in today's age, it is usually because trades are earned in a third of the time it used to take, but I am afraid it is not "bad luck" . . . .
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Quote by wolfman
SDMR, I have an opinion on most of the topics posted on these fora, but because my views are mostly controversial I tend to keep them to myself these days to avoid the vitriol of the replies from ppl who totally misunderstand me.
Posting an opinion is not an invitation for a flurry of head blows, mine are meant as putting an alternate concept out there for discussion and intellectual debate but alas.........
:giveup::giveup:
So I just pop in for some light reading now and again.
THANKS DENNIS, couldn't have said it better!!!!!
@Wolfman, yet again I extend my "challenge" to you, to put a topic in the forum . . . . . . .
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Seems like LeeEC is not biting on the stockings pic then . . .
Oh well,
In this strangely named Vanilla place (?) I am one who comes across as calm, grounded, not interested (aloof) and generally very well mannered and behaved . . . . . .
I assure you, that is not so much the case in a private setting . . . .
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Quote by wolfman
You guys are just so full of shit, can' you ever take anything seriously?
But I guess that's what keeps me coming back to read your crap, my warped sense of humor!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice!
Give a serious topic (site related) and we will show you just how serious we can take things.
remember, my challenge to you is site related (in other words, sex and swinging) not race, religion, politics, crime, entertainment, etc etc . . . .
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Quote by Stamina
Ohhhhh never happened to me before....maybe you are jinxed.
Nope not jinxed, he is just stamina
shear genius :rotflmao:Its a curse... I have so much bad luck that I now break mirrors and walk under ladders just to tempt fate. He he he
it has been proven over and over again, that as soon as one realises that they have to do certain things in certain ways, that bad luck stops almost immediately . . . . . :grin:
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They should put the guy's from TV licences on this . . . but now I have to say it, we talk about sex here people, and unless we have a story to share about sex including firearms . . . . . .
I have a loaded 45 in my shorts!
Advertising you only have a 4.5" dick might not be the best idea dude . . . 
:haha:
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Quote by wolfman
Did you know that when a registered gun owner passes away his firearm 'disappears', ie no follow-up is ever done by the authorities as to who now has said 'piece' in their posession, it vanishes into a 'black hole'!! So much for effective gun control!
They should put the guy's from TV licences on this . . . but now I have to say it, we talk about sex here people, and unless we have a story to share about sex including firearms . . . . . .
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Quote by Stamina
Ons ook n couple wat vandag gaan dogg in die veld oorkant eskom. Bome redilik dig daar vir lekker buite pret. Laat bdskap dan mail ons pvt oor tyd.
Oorkant Eskom??? Please don't wet the coal.. He he he...
Oh dear, now you are showing just how frigging gullible you actually are . . . . You surely did not buy the wet coal BS given by Eskom? Just think about Europe, constant rain and then snow in Winter . .. . . . funny how they don't have power outages because of wet coal . . . .
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Quote by Stamina
Hey! Put your pets away!!!
You know the rules boys!
Fine! I will put "Steve" away. He he he...
She said your pets, not your toys . . .
Stamina, we have told you repeatedly that too much wanking makes you dyslectic . . .
4 times a day is not too much is it?
Well you tell us buddy . . . .
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Quote by LeeEC
Challenge accepted . . . .. but I'm useless with words, so how about a volunteer and I shall demonstrate how I roll the important fleshy bit between my tongue and upper teeth ? :twisted:
Anyway, with the possible exception of Mike_Pta, none of the other respondents have revealed anything anyway
Perhaps I'm not that interested in their technique :twisted:
Interesting.... teeth.... 200 points me thinks...
Oh my, should I blush or get the Brasso out?
So, 200 points hey? really? that's what you award for the "thought" :hunk:. . . . . I wonder what the points would be for the real thing?
But tell me @LeeEC, what could I expect in return?
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Quote by adminsteve
Ok, so now Ashlee has me wondering. What actually happens when you click the Ignore button on a message?
You won't receive any more messages from them, if they've been abusive by pm its always best to put in a support ticket as well, with a copy of the message, we will then investigate.
Thanks AdminSteve,
Another question, if we (as site members) "Ignore Button" someone, I understand that we would not receive any more messages from them, but what makes me curious is, will it be known to the person we have "Ignored Buttoned" that we have done it, or will it simply appear to them that we are not answering their messages?
