Quote by LeeEC
Can anyone else tell, that I don't have kids or a tv?
Or much of a sex life :sad:
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Quote by Stamina
Reading??? I have a 60" Full HD LED 3D in my lounge and a 50" to match it in my main bedroom... A 46" 3D Plasma in my office...Maybe a Hustler occasionally... During load shedding... I - uhm - like the article's... He he he..
Don't be sexist... Bitches hate that! Bwaa haaaa haa haaa!!
DUDE, you can't say things like that. .. (your signature)
If you MUST use a B word with the ladies, use BEAUTIFUL . . . . bitches love that shit . ..
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Quote by Pussinboots1
OOOkay @ SDMR Seeing as you are going to be send to the CORNER by Lee, here is GRANMA`S PIB1 Lecture....before that happens.I would not like to have to bring my whip to the next lecture....(hell,whom am I kidding, I would love to bring it)
Standing in front of you.....hands on my wide old hips...
Now sweetie what has gotten into you??? (waving my finger under your nose) I DO not know you as a person who is critical of anyone and their opinions??
NO explanations Mister..... just listen...
The fun of the forums is just that, We differ and we argue but we should try not ever to make it personal.
Don`t you think??
Now come here so I can *bitch slap you ONCE* Now go be a *good boy*....
Waddling out of here.....
Now I need to GO GOOGLE lotsa people whom I did not even KNOW existed.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Quote by LeeEC
I agree with SDMR - I would cool it on all the commentary in the beginning - it makes you sound desperate.
AND one of the MAIN things I look for in couple profiles is-> when SHE is the one chatting - I know we have a winner
you see? LeeEC agrees, you should buy me a beer
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Quote by LeeEC
Hey! NO fighting or I'll send you all to the corner.....
And no I haven't decided whose corner it will be yet :twisted:
This is me sticking my tongue out at you in the hope it will provoke you into sending me into said corner . . . but, in the mean time, I'm having dinner with Miss Jameson
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Quote by VampEC1
I find it interesting that one of the people who are against talking about politics on here has just made a political comment on one of the dinner guests that was mentioned?
And PLEASE I'm not standing up for anyone or attacking anyone!
Merely observing.
I would love to have dinner with Pink, she is sooooo hot! :inlove:
It's not interesting, it is him being in a world where it makes no difference whether he comments or just keeps quiet. And he and the person who posted the political figure mentioned, know exactly why he commented.
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Quote by Stamina
I have had and still have zero success and you know how much I have complained... Yesterday I sent 4 messages to females (4). All have similar ads along the lines of "looking for a couple to play with". All within 30 km. All viewed my profile by the time I logged on today. All ignored my message! Lets take this back to start... I am very good looking. I am in shape. I am professional. I am a gentleman. I am respectful. My girl is extremely sexy. She is tanned and toned. Legs to die for! A bum to drive any person wild. Coke bottle figure! Amazing aqua-marine coloured eyes. Long wavy brunette hair. A bundle of fun! Outgoing and bubbly. Everyone who meets her absolutely adores her... So we are in my opinion a "desirable" couple. I will pay the bill for dinner or drinks. All my treat just for a meet and I specify this in every message. No intentions or expectations, just a night out and a good time and the ladies can decide what does or does not happen... But nothing ever materialises. What the hell could the problem be?? So again - my success rate - ZERO!!!!
My 2 cents,
take out the "I will pay for everything" part in early messages, makes you sound like you will treat this as a business transaction (you know, rub & tug)
With your couple "effort", let your girl do some of the chatting.
Also, remember that when perusing perfect looking profiles they are probably not so perfect . . ..
Now buy me a beer
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Quote by RockaRolla
I think there's a better chance finding that flight data recorder of the MH370 than finding some extramural activity here where it's mostly for "swinging couples" and "non cheaters". :-) lokl
I reckon having two responses for every ten messages sent is not so Ayoba.
It's probably best to redirect my efforts to real life hooking up like pubs etc. ...had much better luck there.
Now while I have no doubt that whatever the success rate one has on this site, they would want a better rate. BUT, I am confused as to how many people say they get zero success on this site?
Or am I just setting my own bar too low? This site is rather successful, and I live outside of the big cities . . .
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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
I would like to have a dinner with the 1980's Madiba, I would like to know what he was like before things started going his way. :
So you mean when he was killing thousands of innocent woman and children with his ANC bombs ans riots? ok then.
Mike_pta like you said, books don't tell the full story . . . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Les get back on track....
SSOoooo who has or will try paying for sex???What was your experiences
Ever look at porn and when last ,ever Buy porn...why???What is your choice (kinda) when you do buy? or check out pron on the pc?
Only ONE brave soul who answered ....and me of course......sooo who is Next???
YES, once or twice when I wanted something specific.
Porn? do not buy but have quite a bit. Choice is more to the extreme side . . . . .
Hey PIB, this make me the second one to answer ! ! ! !! ! ! do I get a (sur) Prize?
((Even though the thread has had failed thread jacking attempts by others)) . . .
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Quote by Stamina
I will definitely consider all you said very carefully. I do want it to be an amazing experience for her first time...
As for the face pics, I am happy to show you us... I have nothing to hide. Glad you like her... But what about me? Ugly? Ok? Not bad? Cute? Hot? OMG?.. He he he...
Was that an "Ag Shame" I heard there?
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Quote by Pussinboots1
LMAO Thanks SDMR ,the straw sucking the joy out of the day is a nicer one!!!
NOW depends on what you want for a prize...you have already seen me old face...you have seen me old boobs,well more frequently really...as for a bum pic that you have also seen now you most likely would wanna see *more* HUH HUH...now remember I HAVE seen all off you, EXCEPT a genital pic....how crazy is that?? You do have sexy to swoon over LIPS !!!! I can just think about kissing the daylights outa you while Masturbating .... with lips like those who would not masturbate .....Lordy lord now I have gone and done it huh huh??
Indeedy . . . . :twisted: haha, but tell me PIB, was that a subtle request for a genital pic?
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Quote by Pussinboots1
Ermm Anyone can GOOGLE ME??????? oh lordy lord..........Really???? Now I am paranoid all over again!!!!
Yip, anyone can google anyone.
problem with that though, is that unless you specifically know the person you are googling you could have a number of inaccurate "findings'
A lot of what is available on the web is not put there by the actual person or even someone who knows him / her
There are almost always guaranteed to be more than one person with the same name on the web . . . .
The list goes on and on . . . and yes, some of it is even positive.
PIB, unless you allow secrets and pics / vidoes to be available to "strangers" you should be pretty much unaffected . . . and people who can hack into other peoples PC's, would not bother with people like us, they would be going after big and important and powerful and rich , . . . . . and they would not spend the energy to create "false" info on the web . . . .
This is of course just my own two cents worth of an opinion.
prove it :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by Pussinboots1
I am going of topic on my own forum hope it is okay with who ever feels topics should remain of the above.....But just for this once!!!!!
Sheesh SDMR I know lady VampEC1 said she likes your new avatar,and obviously You do too!!!!
Please do forgive me for being honest here...it might sound I am shooting you down I am not it is purely to save my own sanity!!!!
But it creeps me out....Sorry to have to say this... but it does
Every time I see that eye and teeth *init.*..I think of surgery and NO eyeballs!!! and eyelids that is turned upwards...it is really creepy!!
Come on HUN change it for me PLEASE!!!!! Pretty Please!!!....
Name your prize if you want to blackmail me.......(within reason that is)
I await my "prize" with the greatest of anticipation . .. . .
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Quote by Pussinboots1
As for that business part you and SDMR have, remember I want copy right if you want to start a male escort service!!! I will settle for being their *Madame* though.
A three way . . . . . . . . . business partnership . . . . hah, and people want to say the success rate on this site is poor :twisted:
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Quote by Pussinboots1
I again find changing your strokes and rhythm prolongs and teases the heck out of someone...
So, I am all for that!!!!!
As for masturbation does OLD ladies like me still masturbate, SURE I do...and I am not ashamed in saying so!!!
Tell us more. .. . .please :twisted:
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Quote by Funwithcouples
Have a I paid for sex. Yes I have. Now before anyone jumps to conclusions let me explain. When Meet a girl I find interesting, the is dinners, gifts etc. That all costs. There is one girl I was seeing recently. I spent R65k in 4 months with her before I had enough. Total number of sexual occasions with her, 9. Do the math.
But back to PIB and her original question.
I was approached by a woman that has an escort agency in jhb. She wanted me to to be a companion for the night for women who needed a date. For a function, a work event or what ever the occasion may be. These dates do entail sex.
So to answer PIB. Yes, a woman can find a man for hire, that is not for hire by gay guys. You just need to know who to ask and where.
I did consider doing this, but........ Did not go ahead with it. I could just see the shock on a woman's face who would have booked me, and on my face, if I knew her.
Yip, in some way or other, we the males of the species pay for it . . . . maybe not always with money, but we always pay . .
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Quote by Stamina
So Stamina, has the penis healed?
And when is this massage going to happen, we'd all love to hear the details....
All healed yes.
I want to plan it for Thursday as they have specials then. Will tell you all about it - promise...No self respecting male uses the word Promise unless . . . oh :lol: wait, you are controlled by a female . . :lol: explains it
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Quote by Stamina
This old thread was really dug out of the archives... He he he.
Yip, some relatively new guy to the forums brought it back to life and promptly got hammered from all over the EC . . . . . but people still say the biggest reason more people do not contribute is because of you and I . . . . .
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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
SDRM you do need to read more carefully.
He was not accused of BS, he was asked if he was.
His reference to the hole site, implies that all serious swingers hang out in Swinging Clubs, which we clearly proved is not possible.
Please feel free to make a further response, but let's not go off the topic too much.
The topic is about swingers being weird, that was the theme I stuck to about PE.
Then again we're all weird. :eeek:
Forget about what you interpret, and take into consideration what the poster actually meant.
Anyway, from the response of the EC people, it would appear there is the option of clubs, You and some others just don't seem to qualify for an invite. . . . . but, ADMIN Pieman and MOD Pieman has spoken, so I will stop talking about things that are not related to swingers being weird.
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Quote by VampEC1
The statement was made this whole site is a joke, that includes PE, Gauteng etc.
It was also said if you want to swing seriously you should join a club for that.
So if you suggest that you should have investigated if there are clubs like that accessable to all on this site in all provinces.
Otherwise not be as outspoken to say the site is a joke!
By the way SDMR, luv your new avatar!
Read the post again, no suggestions were made at all.
He said that if people wanted to swing they WOULD join a club. NOT that they SHOULD.
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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
SDRM he generalised: " This whole site is a joke."
I would say he gave his opinion about people in the lifestyle rather choosing to go to clubs . . . . . . for which he was shot down, and "accused" of being a bullshitter
His opinion about the site being a joke garnered the reaction of "we disagree" . . . . . . .
Funny how there is not a bunch of people complaining about this reaction towards this member . . . . I wonder why that is . . .
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Quote by scorpio69
Just for curiosity sake: What do you do to a lady sitting at a robot breast feeding her baby with her 2 kilo boob totally exposed, and your kids seeing it? Do u climb out your car and tell her: " NOW WE CROSSED PATHS"!
We seem to have a different interpretation of your initial wording of crossing paths. I understood it to mean, "bumping into each other randomly"
As for a woman breast feeding at a robot, there is nothing I can do or say about it, except explain to my kids (who DO NOT have blackberry's) that it is not actually a good thing to do, because if the vehicle had to brake very suddenly, the baby would in all likely-hood get very seriously injured or killed, that, and why would any self respecting woman want to show of body parts in public that are usually kept covered with clothing.
But needless to say, in the right public environment, I would love to cross paths with you and your wife and watch as you grabbed her pussy, but like I said, in the right environment.
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Quote by scorpio69
Well then you must hope you never cross paths with us in a shopping mall !!!!!!!!!! If i decide 2 rub a titt, then a titt i'm going to rub. And if i decide to grab my wifes pussy........then thats exactly what i'm going to do! THAT'S EXHIBITIONISM!!!!! Whoever doesnt like it, must look away. :mrgreen:
All righty then . . . . a slightly different spin on the meaning of exhibitionism, but hey, each to their own.
But if I am out with my kids, I hope, as you say "we never cross paths" . . . . .
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Quote by LeeEC
Sounds like fun Flagg, but that wouldn't be accurate in terms of what "Watersports" means. .. so if you tick that box people are going to assume you want to be peed on. Or want to pee on others. I wouldn't tick that box
The meaning is really specific, it appears:
It's a fascination with urine. It doesn't refer to any other kind of bodily fluid.
Fascination with female ejaculate appears to be considered a perfectly normal sexual behaviour, very 'run-of-the-mill'... but water sports is apparently considered "paraphilia"... association of non-sexual acts or objects with sexual response...
I thought that was interesting. .. May be someone else will too..
I do not (I think) have any issue with the concept of said "watersports" I do however have zero interest in partaking in said event.
