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Quote by LeeEC
SDMR - off to the corner with you. You MAY NOT TAKE EVERYTHING PERSONALLY.
For all you know this nice gentleman is speaking of no one in particular.
Now report to the dungeon for a spanking! :twisted:
By order
The forum police!

And exactly where did I indicate that this had anything to do with me?
I must admit, this took longer than I expected, but nonetheless, here it is again . . . . .
So I have been watching the Forum since I joined this Site, for a long while I participated, then I took I break for while and now (obviously) I am participating again. What it looks like to me, is when one opens the "Anything Goes" Forum tab, that the topics that are should we say "sex related" get rather high numbers of "Views" with relatively low numbers of "Replies" in comparison. Looking at the "not so sex related" topics the number of "Replies" increases considerably.
In a word, NO. But, in my little old opinion, anybody who makes (or accepts) "Promises" is setting themselves up for disappointment. Yes, yes, yes I know my view is somewhat different to what the vast majority of others feel, but my view is based on various experiences I've had as well as disappointments I have seen others have. In today's society, a simple "I will look into it and let you know if I am prepared or able to do xyz" is generally interpreted as "you promised to do xyz" . . . Now back to the original question, my answer is NO, marriage is not a certainty for sex, but if people are wise they would use marriage as an opportunity to grow with a regular sexual partner.
Penis Fact #4 The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs
Quote by Pussinboots1
OMW guys I actually way way in my youth had a gent come into the emergency room with ,YEAH you have guested righ!!! a Fractured penis......He was the talk of the hospital at that stage,and you can also know he was BED WASHED by a LOT of different nursing students at the time......

hey Stamina, there's one way to ensure you get some action . . . rotflmaoflipa:rotflmao:
So, coming up in the next episode of how to use Inverted Comma's to help bring a point across . . . . Back a day and already the Mods are on my case . . . . :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
Quote by Pussinboots1
Penises can actually break
Most do so during 'violent intercourse.' Or men injuring their Erect penises,TRUE,an audible crack can be heard.
The cure for a broken penis? Six weeks of bed rest with a penis splint!!!

Imagine your employer reading that sick note . . . . wink
Firstly, nobody chased me away from the Forum, I chose to no longer participate because I prefer to discuss adult topics with Adults. Also once a certain Mod decided to get on the "bashing regulars" bandwagon, I ran the risk of saying something (however necessary) very unnecessary . . .. So about the offer . . . . haha, you all went on a serious tangent there, The offer was to come and keep LeeEC company in the forum and help "revive it" a bit. With the "guarantee" that certain elements were no longer around, I simply could not refuse aforementioned offer.
Penis Fact #7 Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
Penis Fact #14 No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
Quote by stoutgatte2013
gees I just realised how important that o in count is....

rotflmao have to wonder if anybody else get's/got this :doh:
Quote by CarnalPercept
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"

I think that if Jimmy was alive today, and IF he had a drug free moment (ja, right) he might change that statement to something like
" When the power of love overcomes the power of religion, the world will know peace"
There is much written about size and technique, with lots about positions for average or slightly smaller guy's, now this is all good and well, but do the authors not realise that the guy's who are above average or slightly bigger are also using these techniques???? so . . . . . . . . . . . .
Quote by Funwithcouples
Cheers to the old fashioned boys! !! lol

Seems like there are not many of us left out here in the wilderness. Quite sad really.
Going slightly off track here, but something I have noticed for quite some time, that both men and women (in a certain age group) are just less tolerant of certain things, more self absorbed, and quite rude. That's just my experience, especially of late.
How very true.
But this kind of thing has to happen when things like basic morals, respect, responsibility and accountability are largely removed from every day life.
Reminds me of the concept . . . . "Be yourself, just differently" . . . .
So I received this offer that I simply just could not refuse. Said offer however did come with a "guarantee" or two, which has ultimately been my sway point to come back to the forum. So, I accept the offer, and will hence forth participate once again. LeeEC, please name the Game PIB1 . . . . well, we never stopped did we. Stamina we need to talk young man, it would appear the plot has escaped you.
So I was probably first to mention calling it a day and now it seems that I am going to be last to leave. Maybe my idea of a slow and gradual withdrawal was not as good as some of the other members who's just said enough. So, in hindsight . . . . Moderator Mike_ . . .. I should have called it a day after your post on 27th March. I'm done with the Forums, I can be found in the adult section from now on.
So while I know why I have not been posting much in the forums (I have told you all I am stopping at 999) I am confused as to why the rest of the members are so quiet? What happened to all that talk of "regulars please shut up and let the rest of us comment for a change' ???????? T-Minus 13 and counting . . . . .
Quote by LeeEC

The point is that of the female profiles there are only a handful of genuine ones and those profiles get bombarded with genuine attention and of course the chancers. So I think somewhere they just get fed up and either don't respond or make up a story or become nasty.

Of course I'm sure you've just hit the nail right on the head there. And it's by no means easy to find a single guy either - obviously our location doesn't help but it's literally taken hours to screen all the single male profiles in the EC (I did this with my Sunday!) sort the married from singles (god I wish that was a search filter!!) and then find ones who can actually read, string sentences together, know how to respond to a message (legibly) and who are still over 30 (I'm getting more lenient about the age thing - this is really awful from my perspective - I do so prefer mature men to hairless boys) then once you've done all that (and are left with 8 options) you discover that they all look like hairless pre-teens (argh!!) which might make some of you swoon but it turns my stomach and they keep sending me "mwah"s and calling me "love" - REALLYY!!!????
..... so back to Plan A (SDMR - when are you visiting!!!???)
@Stamina, I apologise for responding on your "only for the ladies" thread, but it is only to answer a question that was asked directly to me.
@LeeEC . . . well, my hectic social (forum) calendar just got cleared up, so the next trip will be earlier than originally planned.
T-Minus 13 and counting
this guy is unbefuckinglievable . . . . . . T-Minus 15 and counting . . . . .
Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
Fire wars is the term used when disagreements on forums go out of control. They give rise to ad hominem attacks. They can cause threads to derail and can spill over from one thread to another. It causes a breakdown in the constructive environment and functioning of the forum.
Here are an example:
In: Some weird ones on this site!!
SDMR wrote:
Forget about what you interpret, and take into consideration what the poster actually meant.
Anyway, from the response of the EC people, it would appear there is the option of clubs, You and some others just don't seem to qualify for an invite. . . . . but, ADMIN Pieman and MOD Pieman has spoken, so I will stop talking about things that are not related to swingers being weird.
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By the way, as it turns out, we are in a club of 6 people and it is as covert as any other. So if that is the kind of club that was being referred to, we do actually belong to one. I am however the only blue-collar member of said club, which means that I have to scrub down real good before each meet. I'm also the only guy who always wears gloves at work. I did try the 10 hour a day desk job thing but it did not do it for me.
Just don't see how such clubs will be of use or accessible to the average would be swinger.
Therefore from my side, to keep the purity of threads I'll take any off topic pow wow that I intend commenting on into a new thread. wink

Admin / Mod Pieman strikes again . . .
Tell me, do you have political party aspirations? You conveniently left out the relevant information prior to the section you posted in your post. So just like a politician, people will make their deductions on what you say, based on limited information.
Pieman, I apologised to your wife, and even to you for my error about Pink. I have said I am done in the forums so do me a favour and get off my back.
Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
Hi, this is Nimfie :2fingers:
Vamp, how about you and I share Pink, I'm sure we can bend the just talking, no sex rule, just a little wink
Pink is awsome worship

Hey Dude, my money says Pink would break you both . . .. and then look for a vibrator
I (Pieman) hope your colloquialism (Dude) was meant in a broader term, as although Nimfie does not fit in a size 8 dress there is nothing unfeminine about her. I have opened our private albums to you, so you can judge for yourself.
Her suggestion to Lady Vamp was for the two of them and as much as I would love to be a fly on the wall, I do respect it when ladies are at play. :wink:
I must say, although I am also in awe of the good old fashioned lady rock star, Pink will have her work cut out, in outdoing Nimfie and lady Vamp as well, I think. :twisted:
My apologies to Nimfie, I wrote a little too quickly, and I suppose I never thought seeing as it is mostly Pieman who writes in the forums.
Again, no offence intended and I do apologise for my error.
Quote by LeeEC

Nope, not sick of you. A little tired with some of the expectations, but not sick of anyone.

Gosh, ja, people have been a bit hard on you lately, I've noticed.
If you come over, I'll kiss it better, then you'll feel awesome and you won't need to leave us.
smile :twisted:
I accept your invite . . . . . .
People can be as hard as they see fit, I am a big boy I can handle it. After all, we are all just expressing our opinions.
My issue is the undertone from a large portion of the contributors, I am in my 40's, I grew up in the heart of the reality of this country, I lived it, and still live it, I did not just read or get taught about it. I will not do it on-line as well.
Sex and this lifestyle is a kind of an escape for me from the same old BS that is forced down our throats all day everyday by media, politicians and even employers. Everybody is entitled to do as they feel is best for themselves, me, I feel not banging my head against a wall with the same shit on a fantasy site as I have to in everyday life, is what's best for me. . .. . Sad thing is, this site is very effective for meeting people, just a pity I do not fit into the day to day communication section.
T-Minus 19 and counting
Quote by LeeEC
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .

Oh stop whining and start a new thread about sex. :P
LeeEC, 21 posts to go until I reach the 1000 mark . . . . I'm calling it quits at 999 . . . . so random BS chirps until then . .
oh, stop clapping your hands, I'm quitting the forum not the site. :laughabove:
Why? Are you sick of us? sad :( :upset:
Got something better to do?
kiss
blast
hump
passionkiss
whip
Nope, not sick of you. A little tired with some of the expectations, but not sick of anyone.
Quote by LeeEC
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .

Oh stop whining and start a new thread about sex. :P
LeeEC, 21 posts to go until I reach the 1000 mark . . . . I'm calling it quits at 999 . . . . so random BS chirps until then . .
oh, stop clapping your hands, I'm quitting the forum not the site. :laughabove:
hey Stamina, come on dude, this is just about the only thread left that is related to sex . . . . . give us details please . .
Quote by LeeEC
Can anyone else tell, that I don't have kids or a tv?

Or much of a sex life :sad: lol :sad:
Quote by Stamina
Reading??? I have a 60" Full HD LED 3D in my lounge and a 50" to match it in my main bedroom... A 46" 3D Plasma in my office... wink Maybe a Hustler occasionally... During load shedding... I - uhm - like the article's... He he he..

Don't be sexist... Bitches hate that! Bwaa haaaa haa haaa!!
DUDE, you can't say things like that. .. (your signature)
If you MUST use a B word with the ladies, use BEAUTIFUL . . . . bitches love that shit . ..
Quote by Pussinboots1
OOOkay @ SDMR Seeing as you are going to be send to the CORNER by Lee, here is GRANMA`S PIB1 Lecture....before that happens.I would not like to have to bring my whip to the next lecture....(hell,whom am I kidding, I would love to bring it)
Standing in front of you.....hands on my wide old hips...
Now sweetie what has gotten into you??? (waving my finger under your nose) I DO not know you as a person who is critical of anyone and their opinions??
NO explanations Mister..... just listen...
The fun of the forums is just that, We differ and we argue but we should try not ever to make it personal.
Don`t you think??
Now come here so I can *bitch slap you ONCE* Now go be a *good boy*....
Waddling out of here.....
Now I need to GO GOOGLE lotsa people whom I did not even KNOW existed.

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Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
Hi, this is Nimfie :2fingers:
Vamp, how about you and I share Pink, I'm sure we can bend the just talking, no sex rule, just a little wink
Pink is awsome worship

Hey Dude, my money says Pink would break you both . . .. and then look for a vibrator