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5 Feb 2015

I do not see how your post could have offended anyone in anyway Sofistikitty? Maybe it was something you wrote before you "edited" it. But Anyway, people take things strangely sometimes. I myself have done 95% of my own bucketlist, the other 5% I will not speak of publicly. wink

wink

There is of course so much of the ticked off items that I would enjoy doing again and in different / better ways.

3 Feb 2015

Quote by sensual_male
But the icing on the cake are the crude, baseless messages riddled with spelling errors...

Only too true, and in a close second on the "Quick Messages" is the requests for pics

3 Feb 2015

Quote by Voyer1105
A friend is someone with a big dick that comes around every 2 weeks and leaves the wife satisfied and me eating out a pussy filled with sperm

A true friend would visit weekly wink

wink

2 Feb 2015

Quote by Irish
How do you know she's not ?

Katniss told us all very clearly in her post that underneath her jet black locks, she was indeed a blonde.

2 Feb 2015

Quote by Mike_Pta
Tracking cookies and so on, they like to keep tabs on visitors so they can track those "sex offenders"

Still will not tell them if it is male or female perving over the site contents.

30 Jan 2015

Quote by lekkerspyker
Never thought of measuring my cock untill you mentioned it on this site. My cock is 120mm long and 55mm thick when limp. 280mm long and 80mm thick when erect.

So, before anybody gets the chance to say below the belt things about your post (did you see what I done there?) I thought I would bring the following to your attention:
280mm is the best part of 11+ inches and
80mm thick could be interpreted in two ways: 1) 80mm thick across (which would make your member too big for any kind of penetrative intercourse) or 2) 80mm circumference (giving you a girth of a little over 3 inches) world average on the "low" side is something like 4.7 inches I think))
I assume it is a simple typo when posting this thread. BUT . . . .
If that is in fact your measurements, then I have to be honest and say that I would like to see pictures of that, because it is not likely that there is ever going to be another opportunity to see such a dick.

30 Jan 2015

Quote by Ian_McHerbe
Kim K ... a pornstar?
Regardless.....I love Pornhub!

Yes, she would be enough to turn me off porn.
but now I need to know how they got to some of the reported statistics.
Easy enough on the majority I guess, but how on earth do they establish that 32% were women viewers?

28 Jan 2015

Quote by playcouple
The more 'out there', be it bizarre, perceived kink/degenerate, obscene, gory, bloody, horrific etc the more people will, at the very least, take a quick peek to satisfy their curiosity. A nice example is accidents, the worse it looks the more people cluster together to get a better view, the more bloody the front page photo of a news paper the higher the circulation. We have in essence not moved on much since the days of watching people fight off lions in the Colosseum.
The irony is that most people would deny looking or being curious, they will also criticize those that do (themselves without admission) but would happily and enthusiastically spam you with you tube clips of some hapless drunk falling in front of a truck/train/into a sawmill etc.

Indeed, and in my observations . . .. oh wait, giving your own observations in frowned upon. wink

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28 Jan 2015

Quote by Ian_McHerbe

I see Free state, North West Province,are not mentioned?

Not mentioned as I have not spent enough time there to be able to comment.

27 Jan 2015

Quote by SDMR
Eastern Cape hands down. I was in Grahamstown recently, November to be more specific. What nice friendly people. Shop staff, students, even just passers by in the street. All ready to great and smile.
And yes Lee, My customer down there knows you, he he he... It's a very small town. Don't worry though, never discussed the site or the lifestyle, I simply mentioned I know a couple in the area from way back when. Mentioned Matt and Lee and he said he knows (or knows of a couple by those names). He owns a driving school in GT, do you know who I am talking about? I was unfortunately too busy and had an almost impossible deadline so work took up 15 hours a day, and I still ran a day over schedule... otherwise I would have made contact and you would have met the Stam in the flesh!!

Stamina, read the instructions again . . . . . this is not about people who "gave you the time of day" young man . . . . wink

wink

Sorry Stamina, I withdraw my previous post.

27 Jan 2015

Quote by redbruce
It always fascinates me with topics such as this one and even the likes of "Dogging" how many views the posts get. Hundreds and hundreds . . . . . with only a few replies. That in it itself, speaks volumes.

Hi SDMR, well I would be one of the "viewers" (of the post), irrespective of the subject matter (but particularly of the Dogging posts! wink

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). I read every one of the forum posts routinely, and yet you know how seldom I comment or respond...
I agree with most of the posters here, that bukake is not my scene - nearly had an opportunity to be involved in one once, but it seemed to fizzle out and never happened (or else I was left out??!!)
But although I am not that keen on bukake, nor will I tell you what I do for a living, and I am not really into kink other than voyeurism and dogging, and I KNOW that there are lots of single males with really poor manners, I still like to know what's going on, and am one of the avid devourers (rather than a producer) of the written word here in these pages... Until posts get acrimonious, that is!
you misunderstand my comments Mr Redbruce . . . .
What I am highlighting (as per my own observations) is that the heading of the thread seems to determine the "number of views" The more "out there" the heading, the more views, so in my own deduction that would possibly indicate what the majority of people (who peruse the forums) are actually interested in.

27 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
Eastern Cape hands down. I was in Grahamstown recently, November to be more specific. What nice friendly people. Shop staff, students, even just passers by in the street. All ready to great and smile.
And yes Lee, My customer down there knows you, he he he... It's a very small town. Don't worry though, never discussed the site or the lifestyle, I simply mentioned I know a couple in the area from way back when. Mentioned Matt and Lee and he said he knows (or knows of a couple by those names). He owns a driving school in GT, do you know who I am talking about? I was unfortunately too busy and had an almost impossible deadline so work took up 15 hours a day, and I still ran a day over schedule... otherwise I would have made contact and you would have met the Stam in the flesh!!

Stamina, read the instructions again . . . . . this is not about people who "gave you the time of day" young man . . . . wink

wink

26 Jan 2015

It always fascinates me with topics such as this one and even the likes of "Dogging" how many views the posts get. Hundreds and hundreds . . . . . with only a few replies. That in it itself, speaks volumes.

26 Jan 2015

So, I have always wondered about which area (Province) was the friendliest. Cape Town has always been a "happy hunting ground" for me. People just seem to know what they want down there. Mpumalanga where I live . . . not so much (with the possible exception of Nelspruit) Everyone is just too busy in KZN, and good old Gauteng . . . well, let's just say that for the smallest area which has the most members, they do not seem too keen on the actual concept. I was very recently pleasantly surprised by the nice people in the Eastern Cape, and I am really looking forward to going down there again soon. What about you? What have you found?

26 Jan 2015

Quote by Dean981
Hi is there any places in sabie or close by where they have dogging or clubs or places to meet up?

@Dean981, it is highly unlikely you will find a club anywhere in the Mpumalanga Province, especially in the smaller towns like Sabie. As far as Dogging goes, chances are probably even slimmer.

23 Jan 2015

Quote by georgeous
If she blows me I'm sure I can become that vibrator

Always with the demands, never happy with what you get . . . . why can't you be a Vibrator for her without "conditions" ???? I think you have been listening to Stamina for too long . . . :rotflmao:

23 Jan 2015

Quote by nerowp

no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll

Hey, I'm sure Stamina would be more than happy to blow the doll for her . . . . .um, blow the doll up for her that is wink

wink

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
It's not "Stamina's" way of spelling my name... it's the correct way of spelling my name.
Where would the "m" go?

think about it and then say it quickly (you know like you . . . .) :wanker:

23 Jan 2015

Quote by georgeous
No wait... You brought it up this time.. "Just a thought young man......."

Hey, I'll show you badgering if you call me Shaun again . . . it's Shawn, ok Seeeeen?
Bwaaaa haaaaaa haa... Makes no difference! Shawn, Shaun, Shorn, Shon... It is spelled "SEAN", all other spelling is incorrect. lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Besides, I did spell it Shawn. You just can't read my handwriting, that's all..
Hey play nice now you Shawn and you Shaun. If there is a Sean out there you too just for good measure. You forgot that Judge Lee likes to take out whips and use it on guilty parties...... whip

whip

just to be included I plead guilty your honor. lol
I always play nice . . . . . .
Hey, did you sea what happens when you add an M to Stamina's way of spelling his name . . . .

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??

I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
No wait... You brought it up this time.. "Just a thought young man......."

Hey, I'll show you badgering if you call me Shaun again . . . it's Shawn, ok Seeeeen?

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
Why is my success rate (or lack thereof) always a topic? Rubbing salt in the wounds man!

Allow me to Copy and Paste from an earlier entry you made . ..
""No, actually just trying to use "nice" words. Could have said "cock sucking" and "pussy"... that would diminish my already dismal success rate even more, not?""
Dumbass, you brought it up . . . (and always do)

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
I am playing nice... Just giving them a "heads up".

the idea is to highlight all the positive areas first, once they are "hooked" and only then, is it "safe" to start with the not so positive areas . . . .
BUT, that being said, @Teddy_Evie, that was Staminas way of telling you he is about to send you a Private message :wink:
Am I that predictable? lol

lol

would you like me to send you the script for the next few days?

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina

Porn does have a hand in the "male perception" of things. The female strips down, performs a mouthwatering bj, offers up her vjj in a variety of positions and finally let's the male star shove the man meat into her tiny little bum... .

just a thought young man . . . .
You use terms like mouthwatering BJ & VJJ and still wonder why your "success rate" is poor? lol

lol

That is because I am yet to experience the "mouthwatering bj" and a "vjj" through this site! My words seep through due to severe frustration! :lol: :lol:
No, actually just trying to use "nice" words. Could have said "cock sucking" and "pussy"... that would diminish my already dismal success rate even more, not?
Sorry for saying cock sucking and pussy. Ooops, sorry for saying it again... Waiting for the PM, Lee...
Makes no sense to me that with all the "positive reinforcement" the ladies give you on the forum that you still have a zero "success rate" . . . . oh wait, now I get it.

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
I am playing nice... Just giving them a "heads up".

the idea is to highlight all the positive areas first, once they are "hooked" and only then, is it "safe" to start with the not so positive areas . . . .
BUT, that being said, @Teddy_Evie, that was Staminas way of telling you he is about to send you a Private message :wink:

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
Porn does have a hand in the "male perception" of things. The female strips down, performs a mouthwatering bj, offers up her vjj in a variety of positions and finally let's the male star shove the man meat into her tiny little bum... .

just a thought young man . . . .
You use terms like mouthwatering BJ & VJJ and still wonder why your "success rate" is poor? lol

lol

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
A warm welcome...
I see you guys not ready for single guys? Well, ready or not, here they come! You will see what I mean soon...

Hey. They're barely new here and now you want to scare them off already. lol
But what you said is true........ I wonder what they do for a living :wink:
Lets see ............
lol

lol

:lol:
gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen . . . . play nicely until the nice new people have settled down . . . .

23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
This is off topic but: With regards to the hunting comment... Heard it a million times before from people who enjoy a juicy steak. That meat you braai comes off a defenceless animal killed with a bolt gun and often it takes more than one shot to kill it. Most smaller abattoirs slit the throat and the animal takes several minutes to bleed out. Marinated pork chops do not grow on trees, hunting an animal is no different than buying meat at a supermarket. Lets rather not go down this road...

We are all entitled to our opinions about things like meat, my question to any vegetarian would be, if you are so concerned for the animals well being, how come you are eating the food they need to survive? wink

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23 Jan 2015

Ian, it's all down to manners or the particular lack thereof, something that is prevalent throughout this entire country in all spheres. (This is now my opinion) you know, as asked for))

23 Jan 2015

Quote by wolfman
Right now, Gobblinggirl is kissing my neck while her hands are in my shorts playing with my dick, that means I need to stop talking to you fun people out there and attend to my marital obligations, hope you will excuse me, have fun, look forward to pissing you off some more next time round!
Your faithful MooPoo gang member

So who did you piss off? And how exactly? I also wanna try . . . . .