Quote by nerowp
no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll
Hey, I'm sure Stamina would be more than happy to blow the doll for her . . . . .um, blow the doll up for her that is
Join the most popular community of South African swingers now
Login
SDM
3 hours ago
Straight White/Caucasian Male, 54
0 km · Middelburg
Forum
Sex God
Quote by georgeous
No wait... You brought it up this time.. "Just a thought young man......."
Hey, I'll show you badgering if you call me Shaun again . . . it's Shawn, ok Seeeeen?
Bwaaaa haaaaaa haa... Makes no difference! Shawn, Shaun, Shorn, Shon... It is spelled "SEAN", all other spelling is incorrect.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Besides, I did spell it Shawn. You just can't read my handwriting, that's all..
Hey play nice now you Shawn and you Shaun. If there is a Sean out there you too just for good measure. You forgot that Judge Lee likes to take out whips and use it on guilty parties......
just to be included I plead guilty your honor. lol
I always play nice . . . . . .
Hey, did you sea what happens when you add an M to Stamina's way of spelling his name . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??
I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
Why is my success rate (or lack thereof) always a topic? Rubbing salt in the wounds man!
Allow me to Copy and Paste from an earlier entry you made . ..
""No, actually just trying to use "nice" words. Could have said "cock sucking" and "pussy"... that would diminish my already dismal success rate even more, not?""
Dumbass, you brought it up . . . (and always do)
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
I am playing nice... Just giving them a "heads up".
the idea is to highlight all the positive areas first, once they are "hooked" and only then, is it "safe" to start with the not so positive areas . . . .
BUT, that being said, @Teddy_Evie, that was Staminas way of telling you he is about to send you a Private message :wink:
Am I that predictable?
would you like me to send you the script for the next few days?
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
Porn does have a hand in the "male perception" of things. The female strips down, performs a mouthwatering bj, offers up her vjj in a variety of positions and finally let's the male star shove the man meat into her tiny little bum... .
just a thought young man . . . .
You use terms like mouthwatering BJ & VJJ and still wonder why your "success rate" is poor?
That is because I am yet to experience the "mouthwatering bj" and a "vjj" through this site! My words seep through due to severe frustration! :lol: :lol:
No, actually just trying to use "nice" words. Could have said "cock sucking" and "pussy"... that would diminish my already dismal success rate even more, not?
Sorry for saying cock sucking and pussy. Ooops, sorry for saying it again... Waiting for the PM, Lee...
Makes no sense to me that with all the "positive reinforcement" the ladies give you on the forum that you still have a zero "success rate" . . . . oh wait, now I get it.
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
I am playing nice... Just giving them a "heads up".
the idea is to highlight all the positive areas first, once they are "hooked" and only then, is it "safe" to start with the not so positive areas . . . .
BUT, that being said, @Teddy_Evie, that was Staminas way of telling you he is about to send you a Private message :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
Porn does have a hand in the "male perception" of things. The female strips down, performs a mouthwatering bj, offers up her vjj in a variety of positions and finally let's the male star shove the man meat into her tiny little bum... .
just a thought young man . . . .
You use terms like mouthwatering BJ & VJJ and still wonder why your "success rate" is poor?
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
A warm welcome...
I see you guys not ready for single guys? Well, ready or not, here they come! You will see what I mean soon...
Hey. They're barely new here and now you want to scare them off already. lol
But what you said is true........ I wonder what they do for a living :wink:
Lets see ............
:lol:gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen . . . . play nicely until the nice new people have settled down . . . .
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
This is off topic but: With regards to the hunting comment... Heard it a million times before from people who enjoy a juicy steak. That meat you braai comes off a defenceless animal killed with a bolt gun and often it takes more than one shot to kill it. Most smaller abattoirs slit the throat and the animal takes several minutes to bleed out. Marinated pork chops do not grow on trees, hunting an animal is no different than buying meat at a supermarket. Lets rather not go down this road...
We are all entitled to our opinions about things like meat, my question to any vegetarian would be, if you are so concerned for the animals well being, how come you are eating the food they need to survive?
Sex God
Quote by wolfman
Right now, Gobblinggirl is kissing my neck while her hands are in my shorts playing with my dick, that means I need to stop talking to you fun people out there and attend to my marital obligations, hope you will excuse me, have fun, look forward to pissing you off some more next time round!
Your faithful MooPoo gang member
So who did you piss off? And how exactly? I also wanna try . . . . .
Sex God
Quote by hanky123
The douchbag that farms sugar, wasn't aware that that this forum is the domain of the chosen few .
Strong words from you there . . . . . and then you go and complete it by adding the "chosen few" part?
Have none of you "complainers" noticed, that it is more often than not the regular contributors who get offended by comments like you made above? They are the ones who then decide to back off for a while and then the not so regular contributors (ie: complainers) go and post the typical "why is the forum so quiet these days?"
Every one is welcome here, only thing is, not very many are prepared to accept the fact that different people have different opinions.
Oh frigg . . . now I'm joining in the "feeding" of the moaners.
Sex God
Quote by bbjsportguy
I kind of wonder why one would advertise that you are going to a dogging site and then not bother to arrive. Seems a little rude...
What do you think?
I realise that things might change and things might crop up that you hadn't thought of, but still.
More likely it was someone testing the waters . . . . and they were watching from afar to see what if anything happened.
But, yes I would agree with you, a little rude indeed.
Sex God
My understanding is as follows:
Group sex is several men and women.
A gang-bang is one woman and several men (or one man and several women for a reverse gangbang)
Perhaps you have highlighted something that a number of people "don't really know" as far as the ticks on their profiles go.
Sex God
Quote by Ian_McHerbe
I wanted to do two things with this post.
1) Address the stubborn disregard for other people's preferences. And lending my support to the freedom that, I believe the site offers.
2) Create a good "first impression" to other forum contributors...
I guess im still unsure on whether I was successful in doing any of that at all....
As far as I am concerned, you were successful in your endeavour . . . .
Sex God
So my 50cents would be . . . . .
This little old place we call earth is full of little old beings called humans, who in turn are full of little old things called . . . .. opinions, . . . (and you should I was going to make reference to feces)
This is all good and well, the only problem being that one individual does not take too kindly to another individual not sharing his or her particular opinions. While I cannot say anything regarding the Chatroom as I have not spent more than 3 minutes at any given time in there, the Forum (as Irish mentioned) has a similarly identical reaction from members, and while it can be a little long in the tooth sometimes, it often serves as a good way to see some of the contributors "true colours"
My old argument was always, "Show me I am Wrong, don't Tell me I am Wrong" as I have no doubt that I cannot possibly have it all figured out, but that more often than not just lands up with another person saying they are "offended" and the topic at hand gets passed over . . . . (reference to your "debate" part of posting)
As for your comments about the couple profiles in the Chatroom. . . . . on the forum it's 90% about the "single male"
Sex God
Much like the many different "published articles" on penis size which all seem to have a little more than slight variances, this is more than likely another "topic" that may just go round and round without ever having the words "might be or may actually be or scientists think" replaced by the words " the fact is" . . . .
And anyway, does the article mention how many "volunteers" they had for the research? How they were selected? How the "squirt" was brought on . . . . . yes, yes, yes, I will go and read the article to find out.
Also have to wonder where the funds come from for such research . . . .
To the ladies that do indeed squirt and to the ladies who are still trying to learn how to, please don't let this be a deterrent to you, as C of @KC says, it's a wonderful pleasurable part of sex for her and indeed for us all.
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
Don't we all wish that sex was just a click away... The Internet makes many promises but delivers on very few. In the real world, you have to work pretty damn hard to get a leg over as a single male. It's like lotto dude: You know you have little chance of winning but you buy your ticket every week...
If it was "just a click away" sites like this would not have people like us spending so much time either entertaining or being entertained by others . . . . .
Oh, and just to help you with the definition of "single male" young man, it refers to boys who do not have a permanent girl . . . . (especially ones they buy cars for) . . . . .
Sex God
@KC, reading your experience, I have to sit and wonder just how many times people (that's us) have had something like this happen and we simply interpreted it as "Flirting Fun" and did not take it seriously enough.
How many times did a "situation" just need the tiniest of pushes from "our" side to make it happen . . . .
Yes, I suppose those that have "swinging" experience may not have too many opportunities slip them by, but what about before the so called experience . . . . .
Sex God
Very interesting takes from @Chatterbate & @Sofistikitty.
@Sofistikitty, one of the biggest mistakes men make (in my opinion) is that they read crap in magazines and on-line and wherever about how to "please women" and just about everything available to read is how they should pay more (much more) attention to the clit . . .
Perhaps if we as the male of the species, pay a little more attention to the lady we were with (as opposed to ourselves) we might actually "hear" what we are being told.
Sex God
Quote by Mike_Pta
I think we all have an antivirus program on our PC`s.....but is it enough???
I'm not gonna pretend it's full proof but if you get one of those Internet ones it helps. In Google it will point out which sites are safe and so via a green tick next to to name in a Google search. Those ones normally monitor your Internet and prevent programs being install etc.
@Mike_Pta, I would agree with you, but only 98%.
the problem with PC users is that we are always in too much of a hurry, so we seldom read what is on the pop up screen or info squares on the PC and just simply click yes or next or whatever they have there.
Most (if not all) the AV or Monitoring software programmes available have their own little agenda, so for those that don't know the process quite as well as people like Mike_Pta, I would suggest you try and exercise a little more patience and read what the screens say and be in less of a hurry to see the booby pics . .
