A unicorn or a brat, which am I? 🤔🦄😈

Im 47 and a BBW with curves for days, newly single, bored and frustrated, one midlife crisis away from madness. 😵‍💫😅

Tried SH once before as a couple, now trying it as a single. 😬 Let’s see how it goes this time. ☺️

What am I looking for?

Friends with common interests or kinks perhaps?

Maybe a little kinky late night chat?

A little online fun perhaps?

But if we can’t even hold a conversation online then there is no way we will connect in real life.

I want to connect, not just fuck and I’m not meeting anyone in person without feeling safe and comfy with them.

So, message me, attach a profile pic please and let’s Chat. ☺️

Editing on 29/1/24 to add the following: probably the most asked question I get is “what are you looking for?” And one I never know the reply. When all you want to sex the answer is easy but for me it’s a question that’s stumps me every time because depending on my mood, what I want varies.

That said a few months on here has helped me clarify what it is I want.

I want to meet people that enjoy company as much as me. I want to be able to make friends I can call up and say “want to go listen to some live music?” Or “feel like checking out a flea market?” Or maybe even “meet me at the movies 🍿 and don’t have panties on” point is, I DON’T want just sex. I’m not looking for cock, no matter how nice you think your dick is.

I want company. Being single sucks and I DON’T want another relationship and I’m not ready to date but I miss just doing things with a partner. This weekend all I wanted to do was listen to live music but as a single woman, going to a pub/restaurant alone is not the image I want to portray. I want friends I can message and say “let’s have drinks and just enjoy each other’s company without there being any expectation of sex. Just good fun and company. Yes sex is great but sometimes I just wanna meet and chat and that be enough.

End edit ✍🏻

If you wink at me, I won’t reply

If you send me a “hi”, I won’t reply

If you send me a dick pic, I won’t reply

If you are rude, I won’t reply

If you are not White, I won’t reply

If you have a profile with no info and no pics, I won’t reply.

If you have messaged me and not bothered to read my profile to find all this out, I won’t reply

I’m looking for some fun people to chat too. Please be interesting for the love of God. 🤣

oh and the answer to that first question I asked….. the answer is Brat 😏😝 if you can’t handle a brat DON’T fucking message me please.

I DO NOT host.

I will not discuss my family or kids.

If you ask me to meet and I agree to join you, it will be at a public place for coffee and at your expense. If you can’t afford R30/40 for a coffee please don’t waste my time and no I don’t care how many coffees you have had to pay for that lead no where. I may be another…chance you take. Life is unfair sometimes.

If I meet you there are NO expectations. A coffee does not entitle you to groping me, smacking my ass or making a grab for my breasts. All of the above will have me walking out after ordering something exorbitant off the menu privately with the waiter. I won’t tolerate disrespect.

Be clean and sober. I’ll take the time to make sure I am smelling sweet and sober so please be so kind as to do the same.

I’m not vanilla and I’m not looking for anyone vanilla, so if you are please don’t message me. I spent 22 years with a vanilla man, I refuse to spend one more with one. If you don’t know what the above statement means DO NOT message me because you are clearly vanilla and not what I’m looking for. 👍🏻

If you made it to the end of point to you. 😉 yes I can be a bitch, but I’m a fun one 😏 most days anyway. 😈😇