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I am a single, 49 year old, BBW with curves for days, one midlife crisis away from madness. 🤪😅 I’m intelligent, classy and a lady through and through. If you are below average intelligence and can’t hold a decent conversation please don’t waste your time or messages contacting me. I am attracted to intelligence and intellect above all else and good sex starts in the mind for me so if you don’t know that please move along.

What am I looking for?

Suppose that’s the question we all ask on this platform and for most it’s simple. Once it was for me to but I find myself wanting more. I want connection and a friend who lives close to me. I don’t host so have your own place please or be willing rent a quality B&B for a day or night of enjoyment.

l am open minded, experimental, kinky and exceptionally naughty with the right motivation. I prefer my own race so please respect that. I have no interest in men under 40, sorry but we have nothing in common and I prefer mature men. Dad bods welcome and preferred so don’t be

If you don’t desire the voluptuous, sensual beauty of a soft, curvy woman and have no idea how to enjoy one, move on respectfully. I love my body with all its hills and valleys, all of which need exploring by one who appreciate the journey. Move along if you don’t like my squish and jiggle. I like being pleasured and enjoyed.

If you want my attention share a face pic and NOT a dick pic please. Your size is irrelevant to me. So pics won’t impress me. If I like what I see I will message you. If I don’t I won’t, nice and simple.

I don’t have time for pic hunters or creeps.

Adding this in as disclaimer - chatting to you does not mean I will meet you for coffee or anything else.

I’m Exceptionally selective and don’t meet anyone quickly or easily. I struggle with social anxiety so meeting people can be difficult for me. Don’t assume if we chat it’s a given that’s we will meet.

I won’t respond to winks. If you have limited messages best use one on me 😉

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PS…I am NOT a submissive. Treat me like one and you will piss me off instantly. I don’t take orders or follow directions well. Brat is in my name for a reason. No you can’t be my Daddy, but I may be yours 😏

I’m kinky and naughty but have serious Hard Limits I won’t break. If you’re going to approach me from a kink perspective, know the rules and etiquette please. I’m no one’s “Baby Girl” and if I like you, you may be allowed to call me “Mistress” once granted permission but Kitty is fine for everyone else.