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I am a single, 49 year old, BBW with curves for days, one midlife crisis away from madness. 🤪😅 I’m intelligent, classy and a lady through and through. If you are below average intelligence and can’t hold a decent conversation please don’t waste your time or messages contacting me. I am attracted to intelligence and intellect above all else and good sex starts in the mind for me so if you don’t know that please move along.

What am I looking for?

Suppose that’s the question we all ask on this platform and for most it’s simple. Once it was for me to but I find myself wanting more. I want connection and a friend who lives close to me. I don’t host so have your own place please or be willing rent a B&B for a day or night of enjoyment.

l am open minded, experimental, kinky and exceptionally naughty with the right motivation. I prefer my own race so please respect that. I have no interest in men under 40, sorry but we have nothing in common and I prefer mature men. Dad bods welcome and preferred so don’t be

If you don’t desire the voluptuous, sensual beauty of a soft, curvy woman and have no idea how to enjoy one, move on respectfully. I love my body with all its hills and valleys, all of which need exploring by one who appreciate the journey. Move along if you don’t like my squish and jiggle.

If you want my attention, send me a your name or number AND A picture of your face NOT your dick. Your size is irrelevant to me. So pics won’t impress me. If I like what I see I will message you. If I don’t I won’t, nice and simple.

I have limited messages and don’t have time for pic hunters or creeps.

Adding this in as disclaimer - chatting to you does not mean I will meet you for coffee or anything else.

I’m Exceptionally selective and don’t meet anyone quickly or easily. I struggle with social anxiety so meeting people can be difficult for me. Don’t assume if we chat it’s a given that’s we will meet.

I won’t respond to winks. If you have limited messages best use one on me 😉

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PS…I am NOT a submissive. Treat me like one and you will piss me off instantly. I don’t take orders or follow directions well. Brat is in my name for a reason. No you can’t be my Daddy, but I may be yours 😏

DON’T call me Mommy. HUGE, massive and instant turn off. I’m kinky and naughty but have serious Hard Limits I won’t break. If you’re going to approach me from a kink perspective, know the rules and etiquette please. I’m no one’s “Baby Girl” and if I like you, you may be allowed to call me “Mistress” once granted permission but Kitty is fine for everyone else.