ABOUT US - DO PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ !!!!!!💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

UPDATE 1 APRIL 2026

Ons gesels in engels en afrikaans

We chat both in english and afrikaans💜.

Ps. Ons hou matras yoga in enige taal.😁😈🤤😋🔥😁🤫🫢🫣🎊🎉💥⚡✨🌟👅👀

NB NB NB ------ NO PIC ------- NOT INTERESTED

• We play as a couple, not alone, not separately but as a couple. 😎

• We first meet for a cup of coffee and in a public place, from there we all decide if anything will come of it. 😋

• We do not just go with the flow or jump from bed to bed. 😲😲😲

• We prefer you to be clean shaven where it counts. ( shaved in pubic area ).

• We play as a couple, not separately - just in case you didn't understand the first line.

• We are both cheerful and very open. 😀

• We are NOT into PAIN, HUMILIATION, WATERSPORTS, KIDS or DRUGS.

• We are clean d&d free and respectful and ask the same of anyone else we join.

• Woman rules and NO means NO always. 😠😠😠😠

• We don't really drink, only on very special occasions, Mrs. does not do drugs or smoke, neither does Mr. use drugs but does smoke a cigarette occasionally. 💨

• We are NO super models, we have aged or let's say matured a bit so a little here and there may be soft and fluffy sections we call "VAS HOU PLEK.

• We do not lend our ears out, if you do then pass us by, we are not interested in 2nd hand gossip about another's, we believe all have a say. 🤐

• We have been in the lifestyle for some time, thus know the inns and outs. 😈😈😈😈😈

• We prefer couples and ladies but do look at single guys if needed.

• We are very into hygiene, expect the same from those we interact with,

• We CAN HOST - KIDS IN THE HOUSE - so please planning is required. 😜

• Any of the above rules may change at any time when Mrs. decides so. Mr. just accepts as he loves Mrs. 😊😊😊😊

• Mrs. may LOOK into sub and Dom play or even a little bdsm. Mr. enjoys his freedom.

• We are in love with each other and not looking for a replacement part. 😠😠😠

• We are to build friendships, trust, respect and if it may, to have fun.

• Single men - SORRY BUT WE NOT BE ENTERTAINED .Thanx to so many with there rude and derogortary remarks and demanding we have decided to step back and say enough is enough. I , the mrs will see and look at who you are, from where you are, how you speak and show yourself and then decide if and only if you may be part of of bedroom yoga

• Guys - COMPLICATED and PLAYING WITHOUT CONCENT - move on - sorry but we believe in honesty and integrity.

Also guys with HUGE dicks....sorry but I will not entertain your size. Im small , petiet and love to keep it that way. I will not be stretched or hurt. So regardless how you are, sexy or not, charming or rich. the answer shall and always be NO.