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You men that enjoy it need to teach those that don’t the ropes. The balance is way off on this one. One of the most amazing forms of pleasure and most men spend their time lapping at a clit thinking that’s all there is to it. 🙄 or worse sucking on a lip thinking it’s a clit.

I went on a girls night out with my besties to Amsterdam last year and a woman lay across the back of my couch while we were chatting. She spread her legs and a man got between them and started eating her. I looked and moved back to the conversation with my friends. I looked back every now again out of curiosity and once she was cleaning her nails, another time she rolled her eyes and smiled at me and 30min later I heard a soft snore in my ear and looked back to find her sleeping while he ate.

Wtf!!!! MEN she she is not squirming all over the bed/floor/couch or moaning like a banshee or trying to blind you by squirting in your eyes …..YOU are not doing it right. Go watch some lesbian porn and learn about other areas far more interesting then a clit and how to use mouth, fingers, hand and fucking toys if you have too. But learn for fuck sakes.

Dutchess I rather like your idea of giving what you get. I think I’ll start doing that too. Cause fuck it suck’s going all in and sucking the life force from a man only to have him flap a tongue like a puppy and ask “did you cum yet?” 🙄🙄

Don’t be that guy!!! Please.

Come on guys its not that hard - It starts off like a butterfly landing on a rose and should end like a bullterrier eating porridge.

One finger up her pussy pushing pressure on the G-spot and some good tongue work on her clit - she'll be squirting down yout throat in no time

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Honestly, I have a gripe. How come when men talk to you, they will tell you,"I love eating pussy " That is one of my criteria, in my profile I am one of those woman who can only orgasm through oral stimulation. Every single man I have met up with, wants a bj, sex and when they have done the squirt ... everything is over and they are as happy as pigs in Palestine and I am thinking ... what the fuck: I have just been treated like a whore ... They don't reciprocate... what is this chauvanistic piggish attitudes? They will give half attempts of like 30 seconds and use their finger for stimulation or they will say: I love to fuck ... fuck is better than this ... yead dude, for u ... yes, not for me... Yes, sir a vagina has a aroma to it, even when clean or even when it has been douched. I have news for you gentleman, guess what .. Your penis has an aroma, even after washing it... it still has a smell you expect me to put my mouth there, suck you, like you want and yet you cannot get yourself to satisfy me?

I feel like this is a bit of a difficult one 😅 yes even with hygiene both men and women can have some sort of aroma but at the same time its different for a lot of people in a lot of ways, i have gone down on some women where they literally had no aroma/smell, taste, literally nothing, and then some other woman where i can smell and taste something and then some where im like "yeah okay thats not been cleaned properly or its already been fucked before i have arrived 😅🤣" . Its a difficult one, men should be more open to going down on a lady because its amazing and fun 😍 the fact that a tongue and lips can make a woman orgasm so hard almost 90% of the time better than a penis.. thats orgasmic! But yeah i dunno, really depends on the person (both men and women) and hygiene, also how sexually active they are with other people and what those people's hygiene and lifestyles are like... i mean eating certian foods alone can cause all kinds of weird aromas on a person especially with the crap on the food market today🤷‍♂️ so safe to say some men and also some woman wont enjoy oral, like everyone says, best to give out what you receive🙌🏻

If you know you’re going down on someone or someone’s going down on you, eat pineapple. 🍍 lots of it. Makes everything taste and smell better. Avoid onions, curry and asparagus 😬

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If you know you’re going down on someone or someone’s going down on you, eat pineapple. 🍍 lots of it. Makes everything taste and smell better. Avoid onions, curry and asparagus 😬

Does the pineapple have to be on pizza? That is a bridge too far for me... Just teasing!

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Does the pineapple have to be on pizza? That is a bridge too far for me... Just teasing!

🤣🤣🤣 no pizza necessary. Especially one with garlic 😉

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You men that enjoy it need to teach those that don’t the ropes. The balance is way off on this one. One of the most amazing forms of pleasure and most men spend their time lapping at a clit thinking that’s all there is to it. 🙄 or worse sucking on a lip thinking it’s a clit.

I went on a girls night out with my besties to Amsterdam last year and a woman lay across the back of my couch while we were chatting. She spread her legs and a man got between them and started eating her. I looked and moved back to the conversation with my friends. I looked back every now again out of curiosity and once she was cleaning her nails, another time she rolled her eyes and smiled at me and 30min later I heard a soft snore in my ear and looked back to find her sleeping while he ate.

Wtf!!!! MEN she she is not squirming all over the bed/floor/couch or moaning like a banshee or trying to blind you by squirting in your eyes …..YOU are not doing it right. Go watch some lesbian porn and learn about other areas far more interesting then a clit and how to use mouth, fingers, hand and fucking toys if you have too. But learn for fuck sakes.

Dutchess I rather like your idea of giving what you get. I think I’ll start doing that too. Cause fuck it suck’s going all in and sucking the life force from a man only to have him flap a tongue like a puppy and ask “did you cum yet?” 🙄🙄

Don’t be that guy!!! Please.

so true what you say, one must be spontaneous, one must elude the other in seduction and create that what cant easily be replaced by another. I know as i had a experience last year June / July with a lady. the experience and lust desired from our encounters was enormously huge for me. to find another as such will be near impossible or even close to gain. love lost , hearts , well life is hard without such of which one desires, nothing or no one will ever be able to replace her in any way possible.

but.....within the same breath it too goes both ways, I've seen and experienced ladies who, well lick and flick and try there utmost best to get him to blow his load. look if you not willing to put the time and effort in for the lady or guy and arouse them to the fullest, then rather leave this lifestyle, no one wants a thog who just wants to make another notch on there lists

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You men that enjoy it need to teach those that don’t the ropes. The balance is way off on this one. One of the most amazing forms of pleasure and most men spend their time lapping at a clit thinking that’s all there is to it. 🙄 or worse sucking on a lip thinking it’s a clit.

I went on a girls night out with my besties to Amsterdam last year and a woman lay across the back of my couch while we were chatting. She spread her legs and a man got between them and started eating her. I looked and moved back to the conversation with my friends. I looked back every now again out of curiosity and once she was cleaning her nails, another time she rolled her eyes and smiled at me and 30min later I heard a soft snore in my ear and looked back to find her sleeping while he ate.

Wtf!!!! MEN she she is not squirming all over the bed/floor/couch or moaning like a banshee or trying to blind you by squirting in your eyes …..YOU are not doing it right. Go watch some lesbian porn and learn about other areas far more interesting then a clit and how to use mouth, fingers, hand and fucking toys if you have too. But learn for fuck sakes.

Dutchess I rather like your idea of giving what you get. I think I’ll start doing that too. Cause fuck it suck’s going all in and sucking the life force from a man only to have him flap a tongue like a puppy and ask “did you cum yet?” 🙄🙄

Don’t be that guy!!! Please.

@Bratty, Some guys actually know how to please a women with just their mouth :-)

😜

Maybe we should have a muff off?

🤣

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@Bratty, Some guys actually know how to please a women with just their mouth :-)

😜

Very few sadly, pleasing us goes so much deeper than just licking and sucking, that’s easy. Ensuring we can’t stand up for 20min without passing out 😼😼 well now that’s a skill I’ve only found with one man in the lifestyle.

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so true what you say, one must be spontaneous, one must elude the other in seduction and create that what cant easily be replaced by another. I know as i had a experience last year June / July with a lady. the experience and lust desired from our encounters was enormously huge for me. to find another as such will be near impossible or even close to gain. love lost , hearts , well life is hard without such of which one desires, nothing or no one will ever be able to replace her in any way possible.

but.....within the same breath it too goes both ways, I've seen and experienced ladies who, well lick and flick and try there utmost best to get him to blow his load. look if you not willing to put the time and effort in for the lady or guy and arouse them to the fullest, then rather leave this lifestyle, no one wants a thog who just wants to make another notch on there lists

You should be giving lessons to the men😈 and showing the ladies in here the difference between boys and a man 🫦💋

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You should be giving lessons to the men😈 and showing the ladies in here the difference between boys and a man 🫦💋

or someone who has experienced this to tell others or the return of such

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what a lucky man

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or someone who has experienced this to tell others or the return of such

Just did sweet man 😈💋

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Just did sweet man 😈💋

lol.....blush....thank you.

you are the most gentlest sweetest adorable and lovable lady....nothing can compare 💕

You’re so sweet ❤️‍🔥 but you know very well I’m the kind that break your heart and you still can’t help wanting me. So hardly gentle 😔

Now stop flirting with me 😜 before I fall in love again.

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Maybe we should have a muff off?

🤣

Briljant idea

I dont eat pussy,, I devour it, but to the needs and wants of the lady, I'm not really into even receiving a BJ, its not that important to me, I get turned on, by turning a lady on, knowing my skills are satisfying her,,, her body language back to me is everything, I read it, I listen to eat and respond appropriately, as for pussy aroma,, I love it, and I dont mind shaven or hairy, I like things been different, cant stand , same, same all the time, I also have various licking, and sucking techniques as one size doesnt fit all ladies, one must adapt, listen to that body language ,,,,AND ,, from there if she enjoys it, I move onto rimming her, I have a very strong tongue to massage around there with,,,,mmmmmm,, I love playing with ladies down there !