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Handy Hump

"Handyman with only a tool belt to cover his junk"

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"This blonde, Caucasian lady was a real client of mine & I did her repair. I was very tempted to sleep with her. But saw the photo of her on the table & another larger one face down. That told me it was a photo of her & her partner. I am not a home wrecker; that's what went through my mind. Next time, I will lift that photo & check & comment to see her response. Depending on the response, I will then fix HER plumbing too."

When you arrive at a home to do work, you don't always know what you are going to find until you assess what you are told. If it is plumbing, like a leak under the kitchen sink. Fittings could be loose, rubbers could be old, or pipes could be clogged. Then you need the right tool.

Now, for this lady who messaged me, sent me her address, and paid the call-out fee to do the work. After all, I always say, 'you pay a Prostitute before getting sex - so why is any other service not the same. As you're selling yourself through your skills, they need to get their issue resolved, and there are travel costs, time out of actual work to do quotes and assessments'.

When I got to the door, she opened it and was wearing nothing but lace sleepwear with a Chinese bamboo and cherry blossom theme, navy blue silk. She had all the curves in all the right places too. She said to me, "Oh, please come in," with a smile on her face, as if to mean she was being ambiguous with her statement (Oh, please Cum I). Come inside is what I took from it, but I knew she meant cum inside her. At least that was what was running through my dirty mind!

She closed the door and walked ahead, directly to the open-plan kitchen, which had a floating island with a sink basin for prep work. She said to me again in a sexy tone, 'My plumbing needs your attention'. I could feel my cocks head throbbing after that statement and said, 'Your plumbing, I am sure you are referring to your kitchen?'. She had a comeback: 'The piping gets wet below when it is worked on; that is, who would not get wet when worked on, right?'

Oh, now I knew for sure she meant her. So I pointed to the prep sink and said, 'So you mean this sink is getting wet below the counter when you're prepping above?'

Oh, you know what I mean, and she lifted herself onto the countertop, resting her sweet ass on the marble. Silk pullover now open as she sat there legs a bit apart. I could see she had no underwear on as I saw a nicely shaved pussy with the skin folds riding up high. My mind in a very dirty place was imagining her on her back, legs in the air and open wide with pussy staring directly at me. Nice large labia to play with and an opening gap that screams like a singer on a high note (just slide your cock inside me, big boy).

I started getting hard and it was pushing forward on my jeans, which looked too obvious. But I am sure that was her intent, especially with her next words, 'do you have the right tool for the job?'

'Of course I do. ' I took a slow pause as I said the next two words, 'Cum prepared'. 'Oh, I like a man ready for action,' and she lifted her right leg, touching my hard cock with her toes, saying, 'I see you ready; take it off and let's get the job done!'.

I dropped my jeans and underwear to my ankles. My cock sprang up like a soldier to attention. 'Now that belongs inside me,' and she lay back, legs up and spread. And it was just like I imagined, pussy gaping open and nice long labia. Not as long as I pictured but still soft and curling outward.

I stepped forward and lined my cock up, resting my penis head on her pussy opening. 'Come, plumber boy, plunge me,' she said, and I pushed it in. That feeling of soft, wet skin wrapping around my cock as I slowly entered her was like an electric shock from my cock, up through my body to the brain. It was euphoric. I started to thrust slowly in and out to enjoy the feeling when she said, 'Come fuck me, I want to feel you thumping my pussy. I paid for a good job; now deliver'. I started to be a bit rougher. The moans that came out of her made me even more driven, and I could feel her getting wetter.

She had her hands on her breast and rolling her nipples with her fingers. Head back that I could see her sexy jawline but not her face. Then I could feel that tingle just before you came, and started to slow down to make the hard-on last longer.

She shouted at me, 'faster, harder, don't stop now'. So I went on as she asked and held my cock deep inside her as I felt that release with my cock throbbing and pumping cum inside her pussy. I gave a few more thrusts in and out, spreading the cum inside her, then pulled out and held my cock over her clit, rubbing it up and down.

All I could hear was 'Yes Yes YES', so I ran my finger up and down over her pussy. Changing to knuckles, I went a bit faster, then she placed her hands flat on the marble counter in an action of (brace yourself). And she began to squirt all over the place. I kept going, and her body was shaking and twisting left and right like having an epileptic fit. She shouted so much, and so far I was wet all over; the floor looked like a glass of water had fallen, and my hand was dripping.

Then she relaxed and said, 'I fucking needed that', 'nothing better than a good fuck'. With my witty humor said, 'So that means I will get a good review'. She laughed, saying, 'I will have to break things for you to repair so I can get this level of service again'.

'I am glad I could be of service; now let's fix the leak'. 'Do I have to pay extra for two plumbing repairs?' she asked. 'Well, this was the call-out fee; the hourly rate also applies for work completed'. She smiled. 'Of course, a tradesman must be looked after for his services rendered'. 'Oh, I fully agree!'

I repaired the leak, which was just a loose nut on the underside. I would not be surprised if she had loosened it herself. There was also water damage noticed on the wood that looked like it was caused over time, so I will give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe next time it will be a fault plug so that we can feel the sparks between us again.

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Written by Vertigo

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