Quick update for all you chancers out there....

If you are a single guy or just some sad, horny pervert who cant get laid at Billys on a Friday night like everyone else, then you stand a far better chance of getting our private photos or finding out who we are by simply begging rather than mistaking us for newbie's and trying to trick us with a series of photos you have downloaded from the internet while you where wanking late at night.

We treat EVERY SINGLE contact on this site as a bullshitter until they prove otherwise so please don't mistake our politeness for naivety... we still don't trust you we are just being nice in case you turn out to be the real deal ;-) Before we meet or exchange face pics Mrs Faulty will want to have spoken to the Mrs on that side on the phone, in person. BBM, Whatsapp or email wont cut it... you could still be anyone. We also like to have a quick Skype (VIDEO) chat to make sure you are the people in your photos... we don't like wasting our time meeting people we have no intention of ever playing with, we have plenty of actual friends who we don't want to shag .... now we are looking for friends we do want to shag! ;-)

We are the real deal and worth the hassle! ;-)

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We are an upmarket couple and are looking for the same. She is hotter than a crack heads spoon and he likes to think he doesn't let the side down to badly ;-) We are interested in meeting woman and couples from all over SA as we enjoy spending time in both CT and JHB when we get the chance. Guys if she is interested you will be the first to know but please don't bother asking because we won't respond.

Although we have been around a few years we are still not very experienced as we have become more and more fussy about who we meet with and therefore who we play with. We now know exactly what we are looking for and realise that it is definitely not waiting around every corner. Physical appearance is important but not a deal breaker provided there is chemistry and attraction... She is not interested in shagging every "stud" wannabe and he doesn't think every beautiful woman is sexy and both of us prefer couples our age or slightly older. However that said NEITHER of us is taking one for the team either! So if you have an arm growing out of your forehead or if your great, great, grand kids brought you a walker for Xmas last year we sympathise with you but please pass us by.

We do have pics to share and they are hot but more importantly they are current as in last weekend and the point of them is to show you who we are NOW so you can decide if you would like to meet us NOW. We have met a few couples on the site who based on their photos we would have loved to meet 10yrs go... now not so much. We really don't see the point of anyone showing us pics from the 80's ...even Kirstie Alley was hot back then but would you shag her now? ;-) We also ONLY exchange pics with verified couples that we have either met or know through friends. We have learnt our lesson and won't be sharing our pics with any 80yr old, pot belly perverts or horny school boys claiming to be couples :-) Of course if you are a sexy 30 something MILF dressed as a naughty schoolgirl.... well.... know.... that is a different story all together!! ;-)