We are both enthusiastic lovers of life - enjoy socialising with friends, good food and our favourite drinks. We both tend to be quiet and reserved, although she's more social than him. We are upmarket, professional and selective by nature.

Parodies, wit and satire are for us a main course of humour - aided by some side dishes of word play, puns and antimonies.

We travel quite a bit - both domestically and internationally.
We are both in good shape (her more than him) and have been told we look younger than our years .... :-)
He does all the surfing and chatting ..... generally she does the deciding on who to meet .... xx

It's difficult to clearly define what we are looking for in others but nonetheless a connection and chemistry is important which will be driven by good looks, sophistication, humour and a sapiosexual nature. We'll know it when it happens ..... and if the feelings are mutual then who knows what may happen .... :-)

For reasons of convenience and discretion, if we do chat, we only do so on the Kik chat app.

PS - guys please understand that we are here to fulfil fantasies of a sensual and tasteful nature. Sending us pictures of your nether regions is the surest way to get yourself ignored.