Hello to whoever's reading this,

I'll be honest, I'm not entirely sure how to write one of these, so I'll just be straightforward.

I'm looking for a woman who enjoys the lifestyle with her partner, swinging, threesomes, cuckolding, swapping, the usual, but who also wants something real alongside it. Ultimately I'm hoping to find a hotwife situation, long-term.

As for me, people tell me I'm not too bad, though I'll leave that judgment to you. I can hold a conversation, I love a good debate, I tell stories that actually go somewhere, and yes I've been known to still be up when the sun rises. I know my way around a kitchen so you won't leave hungry.

I'm 41, tall, dark and reasonably handsome, classic old-school type, dad bod included, no apologies. In bed I'm versatile, either a 3 second quickie or the whole 5 seconds, so you're in safe hands. I've got a decent sense of humour, a few good jokes in rotation, and enough self-awareness to be entertaining without being exhausting.

If any of this sounds like your kind of chaos, say hi. I'll respond with something charming, or at least a solid attempt at it.

Hope to hear from you soon.