Hello to whoever's reading this,

Please request pictures I will open, My senior manager is also on this site, realised it just in time so please request acces.

I'll be honest, I'm not entirely sure how to write one of these, so I'll just be straightforward.

I'm looking for a woman who enjoys the lifestyle with her partner, swinging, threesomes, cuckolding, swapping, the usual, but who also wants something real alongside it. Ultimately I'm hoping to find a hotwife situation, long-term.

As for me, people tell me I'm not too bad, though I'll leave that judgment to you. I can hold a conversation, I love a good debate, I tell stories that actually go somewhere, and yes I've been known to still be up when the sun rises. I know my way around a kitchen so you won't leave hungry.

I'm 41, tall, dark and reasonably handsome, classic old-school type, dad bod included, no apologies. In bed I'm versatile, either a 3 second quickie or the whole 5 seconds, so you're in safe hands. I've got a decent sense of humour, a few good jokes in rotation, and enough self-awareness to be entertaining without being exhausting.

If any of this sounds like your kind of chaos, say hi. I'll respond with something charming, or at least a solid attempt at it.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Kind regards