Why we hate WhatsApp

0 likes 19 Jan 2016

Why we hate Whatsapp for getting to know couples
We understand that Whatsapp is a convenient tool for chatting to people but the more we have used it to get to know couples the more we hate it. We have been meaning to put thoughts to paper and have finally gotten around to doing it. Here's why we hate it with some real messages to demonstrate our point.
Firstly, there is the spelling.
In this day and age of predictive text do you really need to say "Hw r u"? Even worse is when they say "Hw r use". We don't mind Lol and some abbreviations but sometimes it gets a bit much
03/05/2015 1:08 pm: Them: We a col couple ,Nsubs and use?
Asking for pics in the first 5 lines
Them: Hi guday u contact me regarding our add as a couple
Us: Hi there
Them: We looking for couple to have fun with
Us: Same here
Us: How old are you guys?
Them: We r 30 and 32
Them: Is there a pic may b
Whatsapp messages at all hours of the day
We realise that this is the connected generation but is it okay to message people at 6am or 11pm at night and expect an immediate response?
Guys who want to talk dirty
11/5/2015 7:38 AM: Him: Hi
11/5/2015 7:57 AM: Her: Hi there
11/5/2015 7:57 AM: Her: How are you
11/5/2015 7:57 AM: Him: Fine thanx wuu2
11/5/2015 10:10 AM: Her: At work and you?
11/5/2015 10:11 AM: Him: Me also oh i hear u such a kinky lady
Guys who want to talk dirty but won't let you talk with their partner
11/6/2015 6:11 AM: Him: Morning
11/6/2015 7:06 AM: Him: So u don't chat hey
11/6/2015 7:35 AM: Her: I don't usually chat to guys
11/6/2015 7:51 AM: Him: K so u don't wanto chat with me
11/6/2015 7:56 AM: Her: I would like to chat to her myself if she's interested
11/6/2015 7:56 AM: Him: Cool cheers
Guys who get rude when we don't want to talk dirty
11/6/2015 7:59 AM: Him: Guess we won't be interested in meeting
11/6/2015 8:05 AM: Her: Its up to you
11/6/2015 8:05 AM: Him: Stop sending messages we not interested
People who can't remember that we chatted
16:01, 21 Dec 2015 - Us: Hey. It's us from SH
16:13, 21 Dec 2015- Them: Hey
16:13, 21 Dec 2015 - Them: How'd u get my number?
16:25, 21 Dec 2015 - Us: Lol
16:26, 21 Dec 2015 - Us: You sent it in a message on SH
16:42, 21 Dec 2015 - Them: I did?
This couple we actually met for drinks and chatted quite a bit but when we messaged them about going to Liza's they had no idea who we were:
?19/07/2015 7:48 pm: Us: Hi. Are u guys going to lizas on sat?
19/07/2015 7:52 pm: Them: Sorry need name
Pic collectors pretending to be a couple
13/06/2015 3:06 pm: Him: Ok good so will u guys be sending us ur pick
13/06/2015 3:07 pm: Us:
13/06/2015 3:14 pm: Him: I will send ours later 2nite when wiffie gets home
13/06/2015 8:29 pm: Us: Would you like to meet sometime
15/06/2015 6:59 pm: Us: Hi. Would you guys like to meet sometime?
15/06/2015 7:02 pm: Him: We have to still decide 1st looks like wiffie is get cold feet just be. Patient with us I will be in contact with u guys
Clearly Wiffie didn't exist!
Couples suddenly single
This one took the cake and made us burst out laughing when we got the message
30/06/2015 10:36 am: Him: Hi how u guys doing
30/06/2015 11:19 am: Us: We are good thanks. And you guys?
30/06/2015 12:09 pm: Him: Could be better thanx, don't know if you guys still want to chat to me as I'm single from this morning, wife asked for a divorce!!!!!
30/06/2015 12:10 pm: Him: If you not intrested I would fully understand as you are looking for couples after all
30/06/2015 12:14 pm: Us: Wow sorry to hear that
Other variations include my wife isn't interested anymore but can I play with you alone? We have seen it all
We hope you had a good chuckle reading these messages!

Adonis

Orgasminator

1 like 19 Jan 2016

Good laugh, but under no circumstances, before we met and knew you better, would we give our cell phone to anyone. That's the reason why adm so strict on putting mail or phone numbers in your profile description or any message

Unknown User

0 likes 19 Jan 2016

Quote by Adonis
Good laugh, but under no circumstances, before we met and knew you better, would we give our cell phone to anyone. That's the reason why adm so strict on putting mail or phone numbers in your profile description or any message

Unfortunately there are some couples who refuse to chat if it's not on WhatsApp. Their loss

Unknown User

0 likes 19 Jan 2016

I had to laugh, nice way of showing how whatsup works, and the above is the reason I totally refuse to use whatsup. I prefer a decent phone conversation or a personal meeting.

playcouple

Casanova

0 likes 19 Jan 2016

Bingo dictionary ..... smile

Unknown User

0 likes 19 Jan 2016

It might be a good laugh, but for some it is a bit of a turnoff when ones expectations of a fun conversation ends... "wif 1 tawking using baby tawk" For me personally it is unattractive, but I do appreciate their personalities being portrayed from their messages.

Mike_Pta

Orgasminator

0 likes 19 Jan 2016

Whtsp is a gr8 tool 4 sorting da weat frm da chaf. If u talk lik a tool dem I knw not 2 go further. G2g, chat latz Boyz an gurlz

Unknown User

0 likes 20 Jan 2016

Quote by Mike_Pta
Whtsp is a gr8 tool 4 sorting da weat frm da chaf. If u talk lik a tool dem I knw not 2 go further.
G2g, chat latz Boyz an gurlz

Fantastic Mike!!! :-) :-) :-) Superb response! My feelings, exactly!!!

Unknown User

0 likes 20 Jan 2016

Quote by Mike_Pta
Whtsp is a gr8 tool 4 sorting da weat frm da chaf. If u talk lik a tool dem I knw not 2 go further.
G2g, chat latz Boyz an gurlz

I am sitting here chuckling........Mike, you seem kinda expert on this .......Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

Mike_Pta

Orgasminator

0 likes 20 Jan 2016

Quote by Pussinboots1
I am sitting here chuckling........Mike, you seem kinda expert on this .......Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

I'm from the mxit generation, proper English was already a relic there.

sass8021

Sexlightened

2 likes 20 Jan 2016

I enjoy for it's ease of use. However I totally agree, the lack of spelling and grammar, the idiots that try to fake you out and all the rest, it sometimes make you want to revisit the possibility. I also have BBM for android and that seems to be a better option, as I can just get rid of the people I don't want to talk to and they don't have my number to pester me. Thanks for sharing guys!

FelicityAdmin

Orgasminator

0 likes 20 Jan 2016

Quote by Adonis
Good laugh, but under no circumstances, before we met and knew you better, would we give our cell phone to anyone. That's the reason why adm so strict on putting mail or phone numbers in your profile description or any message

Plus of course you never know if they're posting their number or that of someone else.

ashlee

Warming the Bed

0 likes 21 Jan 2016

I totally understand where so many people are coming from when it comes to the whole thing. We once tried to make people we connected with use KIK as its a platform that uses usernames opposed to cell numbers. For some odd reason people thought we were just trying to be difficult. The last thing any of us need is a stalker right. Then we we tried for installing 2 whatsapps on a single device so we could have one naughty number. That didn't work so we just gave up I guess. I do believe that has a vital role in getting to know people. I just wish people were willing to try Apps that are less intrusive.

kzncouple

Forum Virgin

0 likes 16 Feb 2016

Whtsp is a gr8 tool 4 sorting da weat frm da chaf. If u talk lik a tool dem I knw not 2 go further.
G2g, chat latz Boyz an gurlz

Mike, that's classic. And true. Makes me want to "facebook" them... i.e. introduce their face to a dictionary.

sass8021

Sexlightened

0 likes 2 Mar 2016

Quote by kzncouple

Mike, that's classic. And true. Makes me want to "facebook" them... i.e. introduce their face to a dictionary.

Facebook them...well that was fun

sass8021

Sexlightened

0 likes 2 Mar 2016

Quote by kzncouple

Mike, that's classic. And true. Makes me want to "facebook" them... i.e. introduce their face to a dictionary.

Facebook them...well that was fun

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Sep 2018

Quote by sass8021
I enjoy for it's ease of use. However I totally agree, the lack of spelling and grammar, the idiots that try to fake you out and all the rest, it sometimes make you want to revisit the possibility. I also have BBM for android and that seems to be a better option, as I can just get rid of the people I don't want to talk to and they don't have my number to pester me. Thanks for sharing guys!

I totally agree. Whatsapp is kinda personal for me, friends and family use it too. For meeting or talking to the SH community I would suggest to download BBM on iOS or Android as you do not need to give your phone number out to anyone. Just give your BBM pin. If the chat dies or does not work out just delete the contact.

smitys

Forum Virgin

0 likes 10 Sep 2018

We had a very smooth "Single" guy chat with us, made plans to meet. He had to cancel due to work commitments.

As his cell number was connected to his facebook, his profile popped up with his smilling face next to his happy wife and kids.

I messaged him and asked if his wife was single as well, got a reply using every swearword in the book, and blocked us on SH.