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I am wanting to change the tube on my bicycle tyre, it is the front wheel and it has quick release callipers. Can someone (or in the case of this site, everyone) please give me advice . . . .
Hope it helps lol
SDMR you asked for it. now you can get busy
Quote by Adonis
SDMR you asked for it. now you can get busy

Yes, but that's nothing, you should see all the useful info I got on sex from the Bicycle Weekly website. banghead
Needless to say, I feel a slow and gradual departure in the near future . . . .
If I can give some advice from experience, look for the app called "Bike Repair" ( available for iOS and Android). It's worth buying it. Excellent app giving you step by step instructions with hd pictures on anything related to bike repair and maintenance. It has saved me LOADS of frustration, effort and money (trips to the repair shop and their outrageous prices!)
in the long run, consider going tubeless. Intial layout might be a bit more expensive, but no more tubes or punctures to worry about.
Quote by SDMR
I am wanting to change the tube on my bicycle tyre, it is the front wheel and it has quick release callipers.
Can someone (or in the case of this site, everyone) please give me advice . . . .

So, SDMR, just how far was your tongue in your cheek when you posted this? wink
Quote by redbruce
I am wanting to change the tube on my bicycle tyre, it is the front wheel and it has quick release callipers.
Can someone (or in the case of this site, everyone) please give me advice . . . .

So, SDMR, just how far was your tongue in your cheek when you posted this? wink
:wink: must say, I have been left speechless
Quote by SDMR
I am wanting to change the tube on my bicycle tyre, it is the front wheel and it has quick release callipers.
Can someone (or in the case of this site, everyone) please give me advice . . . .

Here it is in 20 easy steps...
Step 1. Remove front wheel.
Step 2. Remove tyre from rim.
Step 3. Drink a beer.
Step 4. Remove tube from tyre.
Step 5. Drink a beer.
Step 6. Insert new tube in tyre.
Step 7. Drink a beer.
Step 8. Repair hole in new tube caused by drinking 3 beers.
Step 9. Drink a beer.
Step 10. Take bicycle to cycle shop for repair.
Step 11. Return home and drink a beer.
Step 12. Collect bike from cycle shop.
Step 13. Buy a six pack of beer with the change from paying for the repair.
Step 14. Drink a beer.
Step 15. Ride repaired bicycle in your underpants around town.
Step 16. Phone a friend for bail money.
Step 17. Drink a beer.
Step 18. Sell bicycle for beer money.
Step 19. Stock pile cases of beer.
Step 20. Drink a beer!!
Quote by Stamina
I am wanting to change the tube on my bicycle tyre, it is the front wheel and it has quick release callipers.
Can someone (or in the case of this site, everyone) please give me advice . . . .

Here it is in 20 easy steps...
Step 1. Remove front wheel.
Step 2. Remove tyre from rim.
Step 3. Drink a beer.
Step 4. Remove tube from tyre.
Step 5. Drink a beer.
Step 6. Insert new tube in tyre.
Step 7. Drink a beer.
Step 8. Repair hole in new tube caused by drinking 3 beers.
Step 9. Drink a beer.
Step 10. Take bicycle to cycle shop for repair.
Step 11. Return home and drink a beer.
Step 12. Collect bike from cycle shop.
Step 13. Buy a six pack of beer with the change from paying for the repair.
Step 14. Drink a beer.
Step 15. Ride repaired bicycle in your underpants around town.
Step 16. Phone a friend for bail money.
Step 17. Drink a beer.
Step 18. Sell bicycle for beer money.
Step 19. Stock pile cases of beer.
Step 20. Drink a beer!!
You left out a very important step: LOG ONTO A SEX SWINGER SITE AND DISCUSS THE FUCKEN WEATHER
Quote by SDMR
I am wanting to change the tube on my bicycle tyre, it is the front wheel and it has quick release callipers.
Can someone (or in the case of this site, everyone) please give me advice . . . .

Here it is in 20 easy steps...
Step 1. Remove front wheel.
Step 2. Remove tyre from rim.
Step 3. Drink a beer.
Step 4. Remove tube from tyre.
Step 5. Drink a beer.
Step 6. Insert new tube in tyre.
Step 7. Drink a beer.
Step 8. Repair hole in new tube caused by drinking 3 beers.
Step 9. Drink a beer.
Step 10. Take bicycle to cycle shop for repair.
Step 11. Return home and drink a beer.
Step 12. Collect bike from cycle shop.
Step 13. Buy a six pack of beer with the change from paying for the repair.
Step 14. Drink a beer.
Step 15. Ride repaired bicycle in your underpants around town.
Step 16. Phone a friend for bail money.
Step 17. Drink a beer.
Step 18. Sell bicycle for beer money.
Step 19. Stock pile cases of beer.
Step 20. Drink a beer!!
You left out a very important step: LOG ONTO A SEX SWINGER SITE AND DISCUSS THE FUCKEN WEATHER
is that your tongue that was poking out my neighbor's ear?
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is that your tongue that was poking out my neighbor's ear?

I don't think that was their ear . . . :twisted:
You okes make me laugh - if it wasn't for this forum I'd get NO entertainment at all...
Quote by MpPaartjie
in the long run, consider going tubeless. Intial layout might be a bit more expensive, but no more tubes or punctures to worry about.

Really good advice MpPaartjie.
SDMR, while you're tinkering, why not consider a fun mod:
Replace the seat with a dildo. lol
Quote by Nimfie_Pieman
in the long run, consider going tubeless. Intial layout might be a bit more expensive, but no more tubes or punctures to worry about.

Really good advice MpPaartjie.
SDMR, while you're tinkering, why not consider a fun mod:
Replace the seat with a dildo. lol
Let me guess, you would want to borrow it all the time then?
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Let me guess, you would want to borrow it all the time then?

Thanx but you're too far away dude, besides we have our own toys. wink