Confusing profile

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays. In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore." I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one... Makes you think hey??

SDM

Sex God

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??

I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . . rotflmao

Unknown User

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

Quote by SDMR
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??

I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . . rotflmao

Of course I did... he he he!

nerowp

Sexlightened

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

Quote by Stamina
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??

I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . . rotflmao

Of course I did... he he he!
no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll

SDM

Sex God

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

Quote by nerowp

no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll

Hey, I'm sure Stamina would be more than happy to blow the doll for her . . . . .um, blow the doll up for her that is wink

georgeous

Casanova

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

Quote by nerowp
It's Friday. And Friday is Swinging Heaven day!! I browse and chat and post on Fridays.
In my Friday browse session, I came across a profile, a female profile. It reads "No guys please. Not into couples. I am straight and not into girls at all"... The ad reads: "Looking to explore."
I am confused. What could she be looking for because according common sense, that rules out everything. Unless she is looking for a hermaphrodite? No wait, cos that would be a man, a lady, and a couple all in one...
Makes you think hey??

I have no doubt you contacted her anyway . . . .

Of course I did... he he he!
no man she is looking for someone to buy her a vibrator or blowup doll
If she blows me I'm sure I can become that vibrator:rotflmao:

SDM

Sex God

0 likes 23 Jan 2015

Quote by georgeous
If she blows me I'm sure I can become that vibrator

Always with the demands, never happy with what you get . . . . why can't you be a Vibrator for her without "conditions" ???? I think you have been listening to Stamina for too long . . . :rotflmao:

playcouple

Casanova

0 likes 24 Jan 2015

wondering of she isnt better off with a pet

wolfman

Sexlightened

0 likes 29 Jan 2015

Werewolf, vampire or alien maybe? Maybe we are being judgmental and she's just blonde?

katniss

Warming the Bed

0 likes 29 Jan 2015

Quote by wolfman
Werewolf, vampire or alien maybe? Maybe we are being judgmental and she's just blonde?

oi oi wolfie - i resemble that remark evil

underneath my jet black locks im a very lovely shade of antique blonde and im not confused at all, nor do i get distracte ................... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

wolfman

Sexlightened

0 likes 30 Jan 2015

....is that the blonde word for resent? heehee

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jan 2015

Quote by wolfman
....is that the blonde word for resent? heehee

How do you know she's blonde? Do you have secrets you haven't shared with us Wolfie my dear?

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jan 2015

How do you know she's not ? lol

SDM

Sex God

0 likes 2 Feb 2015

Quote by Irish
How do you know she's not ?

Katniss told us all very clearly in her post that underneath her jet black locks, she was indeed a blonde.

Unknown User

0 likes 2 Feb 2015

Quote by SDMR
How do you know she's not ?

Katniss told us all very clearly in her post that underneath her jet black locks, she was indeed a blonde.
Ah you see! Someone is paying attention....

Unknown User

0 likes 2 Feb 2015

Quote by LeeEC
How do you know she's not ?

Katniss told us all very clearly in her post that underneath her jet black locks, she was indeed a blonde.
Ah you see! Someone is paying attention....
:lol:

Unknown User

0 likes 12 Mar 2015

Well as i have just had blonde streaks put in my hair, think that its the bleach that affects the mental ability of the brain to function in a normal way, like i realised that being a Bi couple looking for same or bi male or female meant that that all the single straight males must try to hook up with me, flip and all that time spent writing up a profile

Unknown User

0 likes 12 Mar 2015

Ah yes. .. the "how the different genders browse the site problem".... Guys appear, largely, to search the site perusing the gallery (which is why we sometimes get friend requests from 20 something twits in Poffadder), clicking on any image that appeals. It also seems that if you're a single guy (actually that should read "single-minded guy") only the first two rows of info blocks of a profile are visible when you click on a profile. .. Sometimes just the name and those links to winking friending and messaging. Women by comparison appear to have figured out that you have a much higher success rate if you actually search for what you are looking for! Using the handy search function! ! It's so awesome that someone thought of a way to actually find people who are exactly the kind of people you are looking for! ! Wow technology is awesome. ... pity not everyone had figured out how to click on the 'search' button. lol

Stoutgatte_xxx

Warming the Bed

0 likes 13 Apr 2015

Seems I have been mislead all my life ..... It appears from this I must in fact be a woman. Thanks for clearing that up LeeEC I have always jokingly said I must be a lesbian as I love women , but it appears more true than I ever would have imagined. For those that didn't get it. It was said tongue in cheek ......

Unknown User

0 likes 14 Apr 2015

Quote by Stoutgatte_xxx
Seems I have been mislead all my life .....
It appears from this I must in fact be a woman.
Thanks for clearing that up LeeEC I have always jokingly said I must be a lesbian as I love women , but it appears more true than I ever would have imagined.
For those that didn't get it. It was said tongue in cheek ......

:lol: :lol: :lol: