Lets just clear the stigma behind a stripper or and a strip club that 999.9% of people have................ Not all strippers fuck for money and if they did what is the issue or problem with this? You the patron paid an entrance fee at the club to see the strippers take their clothes off for your pleasure!! What about the dance (lap dance) in the private cubicle or jacuzzi room you paid for? The joke is on you reading this that has passed judgment on a stripper or a club!! We in the swingers lifestyle do all the above for FREE!! What do we have to show? A memorable play session with a random person we met a couple of hours earlier! At least a stripper can show a new outfit or stiletto's purchased!! #Just saying!
At 20 I was a manager of a newly established Strip Club and 49% shareholder. Definition of Manager/Manageress - to manage a bunch of drunk, high unruly ladies (strippers)! This was a test of my patience levels in all aspects. Did I mention the bitchyness, PMS, fighting between the ladies? Lets not forget the patrons that have short term memory loss to the rules of a Strip Club! Late nights and early morning start up. We worked till about 4am and had to be back at the club at 09h00! Yes patrons these strip shows on the hour every hour that you come see has been tried and tested a few hundred times by the stripper before you see the show for that hour (music selection, choreographed moves practiced over and over). Who would of thought that I can climb to the top and slide down a pole!!!! There was definitely a plus side to this "easy come easy go" lifestyle, the perks I could drink alcohol, smoke and party while working! I still can't figure out if the headaches I had daily where from the strippers bullshit or the alcohol I consumed daily! I am eternally grateful to the person/company that formulate headache tablets!
Another night in the strip club!! The hustle and bustle of the club vibe tonight is spelt with a capital F! ..........Fun!! we are so busy that I have had to call to book extra strippers and shows for the night. We have lots of regulars that frequent us at least once a week for a fun night out with either clients, suppliers or friends. Shows are on every hour on the hour, private cubicles, jacuzzi rooms are busy and most importantly the alcohol is flowing. I am behind the bar with the bar topless ladies when a patron calls me over with a hand gesture. What is his problem is the thought going through my mind! Yes how can I help? "Why are you not topless like the other two ladies?" response from me "I'm the manager!!" And that makes you what? Untouchable? is his chirp....... Exactly!! is my unfiltered chirp back to him I smile and walk away. In this industry you have to have eyes at the back of your head and frequently scanning the venue to do head count on the strippers as they do a disappearing act and then reappear out of nowhere after a couple of hours!! Time is money!! Strippers are given time allocations to sit with patrons and if nothing happens to move on, In our club we had a jingle that played after every five songs on the playlist, that was the "timer" saying move along. I see stripper M having a fat chat with the patron that chirped me earlier ... working her magic to secure a lap dance!! When the jingle played stripper M comes over to tell me that Mr L is insisting on speaking to the manager!! What did you say or do? Nothing I swear she responds!! I approach Mr L's table with a fake smile and all. How can I help Mr L? Can you please tell your ladies that I don't want anything from any of them!! I will only take a lap dance from you!! Well Mr L I guess you will need to find another club for your entertainment as I don't take my clothes off for money!! (Parody of this statement I had just made. I would take my clothes off for free had we not been in my work environment!!!) I'll wait for you is his response.... I was thinking to myself like WTF dude get a life, true to his word he frequented the club almost daily to annoy me with his presence and charm. It became a silent joke between me and ladies, they would always chirp me just give him a lap dance you can see he wants you...... Truth be told it was exciting knowing that someone lusted for me almost like I was forbidden fruit and Mr L would not stop until he ate some of the forbidden fruit!! As the months went on I was hooked to his smart ass chrips and falling for him hook line and sinker!! He had now become forbidden fruit to me and he knew this! He upped his game at being a player and I was fixated by him. I wanted him in me over me under me you name it I wanted it all!! All I got from him was a tease and no pleasing in return. A taste of my own medicine back!!
My Mr is probably at home snoozing as he has to work in a couple of hours. We practically live past each other during the week. He pops in at the club during my lunch time (19H00 - 22h00) for a quick chat and dinner. I come home from work in the wee hours of the morning (05h00) and he is getting ready to go gym and then for work!! This lifestyle (Strip Club Manager) had tested my personal life and my relationship with Mr many times however we always had a strong bond and the trust we had was unbreakable or so we thought.....
Mr and I had a ugly blow out over stupid shit during my lunch time and I was really upset and angry at him. On days like this the strippers stayed out my way and didn't dare take liberty with me!! They knew what was good for them!! I enter the club after lunch and Mr L is there as per usual...... Pull up a chair, have a drink with me he would chirp normally I would decline but today would be different. I pulled the chair so that I was almost sitting on his lap, ordered a double Stroh Rum and Redbull...... the look from both of them Priceless!! A few to many drinks later I announce to everyone that I am sleeping at the club "tonight". Stripper C says that I am welcome to crash by her place for the night if I want. I decline her offer but advise that I will still drop her off at home and then come back to the club. Mr L chirps me softly Is this an invitation to come back here later? NO Mr L it's me informing you that I'm inviting myself to your place again later!! He just smiles at me, finishes his drink, greets everyone and whispers in my ear see you later!! Stripper C's boyfriend and Mr L rented a place together, I often dropped her off after work on route home so no need for directions and the staff wouldn't know if or when I slept over at Mr L or not only stripper C knew how often I slept over. On route taking stripper C home I asked if her offer was still open to me sleeping over "Anytime" she responds great then that is settled.
Player vs Player Encounters
Stripper C's boyfriend and Mr L's couch was very comfortable to sleep on. Mr L always extended the invitation to share his bed I would declined gracefully! I slept on the couch many nights at Mr L's place. Left there the following morning with a smile on my dial...... And no I did not have a play session with Mr L! I was smiling because I had resisted the temptation of his invite the previous night!!
Revenge Encounter on my Mr with Mr L
Pulling into C's driveway we enter the house, she excuses herself and goes to bed. I go shower on return to the lounge in my nighty I pass Mr L's room, door open he is laying shirtless(middle of winter)face down on his bed hugging the pillow. Fuck me gently this guy is not just a smart ass player but actually very sexy. Hmmm should I or should I not? Wtf I having nothing to loose I enter and close the room door. Nighty off, standing butt as naked watching this sexy man sleep!! I crawl in next to him, he does not flinch or bat an eyelid!! I take my cold hand and put it on his back slowly so that he doesn't get a fright and knock me out!! He starts awakening and I whisper guess who! Here I am worrying about slowly waking him not to give him a fright and he almost motionlessly climbs over pinning me down, hands above my head giving me the fright of my life! Hmmm glad you finally found your way into my bedroom! Whilst keeping a tight grip on my hands he kisses and teases me in my neck going down, whispers in my ear I'm going to tease you like you have been teasing me these last few month. OMG the sensation ripping through my body with every suck, play, kiss tease and nibble of his mouth on my already hard nipples is driving me insane. The kisses on my lips down my neck with so much sexual desire,lust, passion and then the random sexy compliment he whispers was the start to a never ending tease for him. His cock pressing between my pussy lips, teasing my throbbing swollen clit already soaking wet. Nice and wet just how I like it! He pushes his hard cock into me. Long deep strokes of his hard cock stretching and filling me up. Circular motion and then with no warning slams deep into me. The lust, passion and sexual desire we had for each other was definitely apparent in the wetness of the sheet!
Taking chances Encounters
My sleepovers became more regular at Mr L even if Stripper C didn't work that night. I would sneak into Mr bedroom at random times of the night. Some nights waking him with a BJ, once he was nice and hard I would climb over positioning myself to slide over his hard cock. Slow deep thrust almost releasing his tip and then slamming fast and hard down filling me up, circular movements going back and forth. Suddenly pushing further backward and and then coming straight up on him. By this time L has grabbed me by the hips directing the motion as he is about to fill me up with hot cum!
At times I would climb over and tease his hard cock withy wet pussy till he lifts me off. Turning me around and starts teasing my pussy with his tongue leaving me to squirt over and over, eating me out whilst I eat his cock.
Strip Club Encounters
I would subtly press against Mr L in passing, this was to let him know that I'm exiting the club and he must follow. Mr L would follow suit shortly after me out the club towards the restroom. Without a squeak from either of us in the cubicle I turn to face the loo, bending over. Mr L would slide his hand under my skirt or dress lifting it up exposing my sexy lingerie, pulling them to the side to use his finger skills to play with my pussy. And did he have skills!! Before I knew it his cock was pushing my lips apart to enter my throbbing pussy. Deep hard thrusts while his thumb was prepping my ass. The torture of not being able to moan and groan from the pleasure he was inflicting was punishment at the next level! We would almost simultaneously cum..... He would zip up and exit the restroom leaving me to finish up.
Other time I would wait for Mr L to enter the cubicle and unzip him start teasing his lifeless cock with my mouth till he is fully erect. Get up start kissing his lips and down his neck. Whispering in his ear "a taste of what is to come later" The player in me then exits the cubicle leaving Mr L high and dry!!
On returning to the club a double Stroh Rum and Redbull would be waiting for me compliments of Mr L!
Busted in the Clubs Jacuzzi room
As the night was coming to an end. I had excused the in house Strippers to go up to there rooms as I was awaiting a few patrons to finish up there last drinks and would then lock up. Mr L was among them. Once the last patrons left I locked the front of the club working backwards to the back door exit. I had arranged to sneak out to L's place earlier so he was helping to lock up and then we would leave in separate cars. I would return after my play session later. Plans changed at a moment's notice and he decided we should play in the jacuzzi room. Great idea I thought! No leaving the premises and no walk of shame back later!!
L went into the jacuzzi room and I did a final check on the in-house Stippers upstairs. On return I dimmed the lights to bare necessity and left the door half open. L was already naked on the bed waiting for me. Earlier in the day my Mr had gifted me a family arlum (red gold chain with a emarld bordered St Christopher pendant) I removed it from my neck placing it on the bedside table and then proceeded to undress. In the heat of our play session (Me riding L's cock) Stripper M enters the room asking if I can open the back door for her to collect her bags out the car. When she realized what she had walked into she responded "oops I'll let you finish" and she closed the door. I had just be busted in the act!! Here's to the heat of the moment encounter turning to a ball of shit instantly!! I let L out the back door and started on my damage control with Stripper M as I knew she was going to tell my Mr at the first opportunity she got about what she walked into between L and me! I turned my cellphone off.
Damage control - Phase 1 (Creating my cover up story)
Go upstairs to Stripper M's room to ask if she still wants to collect her bags out the car. "No it's okay" she responds.
Are we going to talk about what you walked in on earlier? "No that's your business not mine I didn't see anything" she smiles. Yeah right bitch I'm thinking to myself!!
May I use your cellphone?. I would like to send Mr L a sms to let him know all is good between the three of us? "Sure here" she responds handing me her phone! (This is the year 2004 no BBM or WhatsApp yet!)
I message my Mr from her phone telling him I forgot my charger at home and asking if he could please drop it off later before he goes to work. Signing off with my name😁. I deleted this sms out her outbox and handed her phone back.
I then thanked her for promising not to say anything to my Mr and headed for my room.
Damage Control - Phase 2 ( Act like nothing happened rope in back up)
The days following the "bust" I act like everything is hunky dory with me BUT actually I was waiting in suspense for the bomb to explode it was just a matter of time!
I whisper to Stripper C that Stripper M walked in on me and L last night in the act.... She had this look of horror written all over her face. And now? What you going to do about it? she asks!! Face the shit when it happens I guess!! Is my response.
Lucky or unlucky Stripper M decided to wait for my Mr and break the news to him just before my lunch break....... All hell broke loose after Stripper M told him what she walked in on! He walked into the club looked at me and barked out "Upstairs now!!!!" Stripper C looks at Mr and then at me. I just shrug my shoulders at her and walk towards the club door.
Damage Control - Phase 3 (Planting the seed of doubt in Stripper M's "lie")
I walk in my room upstairs taking a seat on the bed looking at Mr who is standing in the corner, arms folded and about to spit fire thought his eyes. I smile at him and ask what that scene downstairs was all about. Why don't you tell me! If I knew I wouldn't be asking you Mr! What happened between you and L last night? I look him straight in the eyes and respond Nothing that I know about unless you know something I don't!! Are you sure? Yes I'm sure why? Stripper M says she walked in on you and L fucking in the jacuzzi room! I give him a wide eye blank look O that's news to me! What did she claim to have seen? You riding L....... Hmmm interesting I wonder if it was good? Wrong words wrong time! Mr lunged his fist between my arm and head, hitting into the headboard breaking it in half. I got such a fright at this point I was sitting straight up. He barks out tell me the truth..... Truth is I worked last night and then was in Stripper M's room! How else would I have been able to send you a sms from her phone if I was fucking L!!
Mr calls stripper M into my room she looks at him and then me "sorry X had to tell Mr the truth" So tell me what you told Me! I walked in on you and L fucking...... Silence is golden but not in this scenario!!!
I look at Mr and then Stripper M........
I have a few questions regarding what you just said!
When did I "fuck" L during or after work? After work!
Did I ask you if still want to collect your bags out the car when I was in your room? Yes you did!
Did you go collect your bags out the car? No! Why not I didn't need them anymore!
Was I in your room after work? Yes!
Did I used your phone while in your room ? Yes!
I look at Mr and ask if he wants to ask Stripper M anything else! No he responds. I look at Stripper M and tell her she is excused and to please close my room door again!
Damage Control - Phase 4 (Turn the table on Mr and Stripper M)
So here is how I see this unnecessary shit that Stripper M and Mr L had plotted to break us up.
Stripper M wants you (my Mr) and Mr L wants me they will stop at nothing to make sure we split up and I can almost guarantee that if I tell Stripper M we have split she will pull into you!!! And since you believe her that is exactly what I'm going to do..... I take the chain and ring off that he had given me and hand it to him. We are "officially" no longer together!! Let me go fuck Mr L since I'm accused of doing it already!!! Off I go back to the club to work.
On entering the club Stripper M comes to apologize for having to tell Mr the truth as he was very angry and she didn't want to piss him off any further. I look at her and bark out Whatever the damage is done, but so we learn!
I carry on with day Mr L makes an appearance later that night I tell him what went down and assure him all is well. I had a awesome session after work with Mr L! Let's just say "stress reliever"
Friday nights in the Strip Club is generally a early night we leave at about 00h00. I am busy counting stock in the bar when Stripper M comes in blinks herself at the bar and offers to help me. No I'm good thanks then she starts with the small talk I see your Mr didn't come here yesterday or today during your lunch break... I stop what I'm doing give her the fuck you look and respond "I wonder why" If you must know Mr and I have gone our separate ways!!
Damage Control - Phase 5 (Innocent till proven otherwise ..................... I win!!)
Early Saturday morning my internal phone rings........ WTF who is phoning me at 07h00 on a weekend is my thought. Low and behold who is on the other side of the phone my "Ex" Mr! Morning babes you were so right about Stripper M! O really what did she do or say now again? She said she heard that you and I are no longer dating and if I felt like going to dinner and a movie with her either this afternoon of tomorrow!!....... I hope you accepted her offer as you seem to believe everything that comes out of her mouth over me!! Babes really I'm sorry for not believing you!!
Score board: 1000 points to me!! 0 for my Mr, 0 for Stripper M and 0 for Mr L!!
Yes peeps being a stripper or a Strip Club manager is also classified as a real job!! Believe if I say I have seen more pussy than most men or women for that matter unless you a stripper reading this!! ( minimum of 12 shows a day x +- 280 days x 5 years!!!) Don't reach for the calculator I'll assist with the answer -+ 1680 shows!! Lets just say if you have seen one pussy you have seen them all....LOL!! Being exposed to the lifestyle of a stripper and the behind the scenes of a Strip Club I learnt to be street smart and to think like a Man! I have heard it all and seen it all in this industry!!
