“You’ve got to be kidding?” I asked her.

“No. Not at all. I’m going to put on some music. Get undressed. Sit on the bed and wait for you to bring the chuckles”

“You mean, the chocolates from Woolworths, right?”

“Yes, I don’t mean the laughs. Your smart but you’re not that funny. Although I’m starting to doubt that your smart with all these questions.”

“Okay. I’ve got it now.”

“Good.”

“Should I even ask about which size?”

“I only like one size. So get that. You know. Wink wink”

Off I went to Woolworths to buy chuckles. The biggest tin of Christmas chuckles I could find.