Little Harry Potter had a wand of certain note he used to wave it in the air When he was young and stout At a certain age did he decide to become a knight he had to set out and find someone to teach him how to fight He fought most days, weeks and months Until he finally lost the plot and traded his sword in I heard he got a lot. What he traded it in for no one ever saw all that the history books could say is that it had a lot to do with law. What the books did not say was that Harry learnt to play erotic games and sexy rhymes And silent fucking mimes. They say his wand he used for this he would wave it in the air until a damsel would appear with long golden hair Then he would wave it more and she would dance and sing and undress for him and turn into a whore. And he’d stick his wand into her until she pleaded, “More!”