I was at a birthday gathering the other day when I noticed this gorgeous young woman enter the room. She had on the tightest of pants with a loose shirt and jacket. For the next half an hour I caught glimpses of her flitting around the room chatting and laughing as she went. While in the kitchen getting another beer she strolled in and went to the fridge to get something. This was my moment and the best I could come up with and said. " Young lady, those pants look as though they have been painted on!" She looked down at her legs then looked me in the eye and said. "Oom, as die broek am my geverf was, so Oom gou opgelet het dat ek is glad geskeer en sonder n pantie!" I love a woman that is quick off the draw and I also know when I am out classed.