Joanne and my wife had become bosom friends like Siamese twins who had been joined at the hip...no they were joined at the brain, they were just as flirtatious and witty...Each one was always trying to outdo each other...Joanne loved flirting with me...Flirting everyday.....When I arrived home she would be waiting to flirt.....waiting at her front door or on the front lawn just to flirt with me...Standing at the front door on her phone just dressed in her gown with her come to bed eyes staring at me...or with her arms around her body in a hugging position as if to say, Billy, my body needs your arms around me...I would return the flirting by waving or blowing a kiss...knowing all too well that it would only be flirting...Flirting in the morning traffic on the way to taking my son to school, must have had people wondering how mad these two people must be... Arriving home one evening from work on the lawn outside Joanne's front door, were Joanne and my wife chatting while Joanne was watering the lawn, out the car I got and walked in their direction to greet when Joanne turned the water on me, with water falling from the sky I sang out, " It is raining so who wants to join me in bed..." My wife grabbed the hose from Joanne and sprayed me totally wet, dripping with water, I hugged my wife and gave her, her hello kiss. Pushing me away she said to me, " Baby it will have to be fun in the shower again..." Joanne just smiled and said, " How lucky can one be..." Off in the direction of our house, we walked, my wife muttered to me how cruel can you be, knowing that Joanne will be all alone this evening...Closing the door I blew Joanne a kiss... Feeling rather sorry for Joanne from what I had done the previous day, off to the florist I went and bought two red roses, placed them in a tube-like vase, knowing all too well that she would not be home, I placed them at her front door, with a message, which read, " Sorry I missed you..." back to work I went again....On arriving home Joanne saw the two red rose with the message, thinking that they had come from Phillip a man who used to frequent her, she phoned him to thank him for the roses, to his surprise he answered no it was not me...Joanne rather embarrassed, apologized, before wondering who would have left the roses at her door...On the return of my wife and my son from her daycare center, Joanne rushed across the street to tell my wife what had happened. My wife burst out laughing and said, " Shows how lucky you can be and maybe he will be at your window this evening...." Both of them sipping on their wine I entered the front door, and my wife told me what had happened to Joanne. All three of us laughing I flopped into the couch and said, wow all I need is my bed after the day in the store, Joanne got off her stool and said, " Let me give you some TLC..." Massaging my shoulders with her fingers Joanne whispers was it you Billy, no no I said, looking at my wife she said, " She must be off as she was waiting for a friend...and home she went across the street, standing at her front door she blew a kiss at me... A couple of days had passed by and now it was weekend, I arrived home and saw Joanne was standing at her security gate at her front door, I greet Joanne and went inside, greeting my wife, my wife burst out laughing and told me what had happened to Joanne, that she had been shut out of her house and was caught between the front door and her security gate. I burst out laughing and walked to our front door and looked at Joanne when Joanne shouted out, " Billy come I need you to get me out of here.." Laughing my head off I shout out wait I am coming, across the street I went, looking through the window I could see her bunch of keys on the counter, so off to my house, I went to get a rake and a broomstick to get the keys from the counter to the patio security gate...Waling back to Joanne's house Joanne screamed again come, Billy hurry up I need the ladies, looking at her I said I can get you a beer glass if you need... Funny Joanne said, over the wall, I jumped with the rake and the broomstick to make a rod long enough to reach the keys... Almost reaching the keys my joint gave way...Shit, I shouted my rod has gone lump again...Haha, Joanne shouted, you need more of me...COME COME BILLY, l Joanne shouted, laughing I should if I cum you will be swimming...Crash went the keys on the floor, dragging them towards the security gate, finally, Joanne's ordeal of being a caged lioness on heat was free...Both of us laughing at the chatter that had gone on my wife came across the street and said, what an orgy it sounded like the two of you had...Back home the two of us went... My wife and son were out of town for the night, Joanne phone me and said I need to treat you for all that you have done for me around my house...Would you like to join me for dinner this evening, sounding Like a good idea, I accepted her invitation...Knowing all too well Angela the lady next door would be keeping a good eye on me, we arranged to meet at the parking of the nearby shopping center. I was there first waiting and wondering where will we be going...Joanne pulled up next to my car, out I got into her car I got, Joanne grabbed me around my neck and started to kiss me...The kissing it lasted for a few moments, finally we off on our way to the Chinese restaurant, outside we parked and down the steps we went, sitting at a table for two, each opposite each other, Joanne took hold of my hands, feeling my wedding ring, Joanne looked at me and said, wish it was mine...Looking and smiling at Joanne, I said you can have it for the evening, no no Joanne replied wish you were my man...Running my hands through her hair, Joanne looked at me and said, don't you get jealous if you see Phillip visiting me...not jealous, rather envious I would say because I wish it was me in the bedroom with you...Joanne looked and smiled and said, " The fucker only visits me when he wants to have a fuck before going home to his wife...because she wants nothing to do with him..." The food was served and the wine was flowing, and the evening was most enjoyable, the night had flown by...But my bed was still not calling me...Up the steps we went, driving home, Joanne looked at me and said would you like to join me...Smiling I said would love too...But Angela will be watching me, so not another word was said...Past the shopping center we drove, looking at Joanne, I said have you forgotten where you collected me, no no she replied, I will be sneaking you into my bedroom...So what happened in the bedroom was for the next edition...