Was at a local swingers club last week. Paid my entrance but got inside and did not seem I would get any action. Chatted to a nice blond lady at the bar for a while. Shared some laughs and a drink or two. My jacket was hanging on the bar stool next to me. Only went to the loo. Next evening was chilly so put it on. Stuck my hand into the pocket and found a used condom... WTF