Dear Naughty Bits, Hi down there! I’ve been wanting to write to you a long time. I know we don’t talk much (although I think about you all the time), so I thought this would be a good time to pass along some appreciation to you all for a job well done. Thank you! I’d give you all a holiday bonus, if I could, although I’m fairly certain that WHAT you’d really appreciate couldn’t actually be purchased in any store. I do try and convince you guys all the time that toys also works. BUT, I know YOU guys want the REAL thing!!! Believe me, I’m working on getting us laid. Really! Well I am trying my best!!! What more can I do?? A few special notes to some of my special favorites: Ovaries I love you two. You served me well. It’s unfortunate that you’ll never fulfill your evolutionary destiny, but hey, I knew you’re were still chugging away each month when that sudden stabbing pain reminded me of your existence. I just did not like it,and will not miss it when you are totally dried up. Quit giving me HOT flushes!!!! My dear gorgeous fallopian tubes. Um, sorry about that clamping thing we went through years ago. That must have hurt. Sorry. I know you still grieving the loss of your companion *uterus.* Vagina. I love you honey, and I’m sorry that it’s been such a sad year for you, what with the lack of penetration and all. Yes, I know, getting fucked only few times this year was abysmal! Quit yelling at me! Damn Greedy pussy. Sweet little clitty. We’ve come a long way this year, haven’t we? Those orgasms we’ve been sharing, damn. I’m continually impressed at how much you can take and still want more. If this continues, I can’t even imagine how much it will take to satisfy you five years down the line. In fact this pretty much terrifies me. Nevertheless, clitty, you rock. So thanking you down there, naughty bits. Remember I love you! Sincerely