He didn't like,
My casserole.
And he didn't like,
My cake.
He said my biscuits,
Were to hard.
And not like his mother,
Use to make.
I didn't make the coffee
Right.
He didn't like,
My Stew.
I didn't fold his pants.
The way his mother did.
I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue.
Then............. turned around,
And slapped the shit out of him,
Just like his mother,
Use to do.
