TIME FOR A UPDATE

About us:

Firstly do not let our ages fool you…we can still go a good couple of rounds during a night

Secondly do not let the distance put you off…if you are the right couple then we are willing to travel.

We are not into drugs, anal, pain and or watersport but are always open to a good evening full of fun and of course lots of sex. 

We do not do a WHAM BAM and lets go thing but rather a relaxing evening/night with more than one round, and until we become very good friends the use of condoms is preferred.

We are not a Ken and Barbie but just average next door folks.

We do not discriminate against a bit of weight, after all it has nothing to do on how good you are in bed.

We do not discriminate against age. So if you are a bit younger than us don’t worry we will slow down for you to catch up.

We believe swinging is an adventure to be enjoyed fully with lots of laughter and fun.

We prefer separate to same room sex.  Ask us why if you do not agree.

 What we are looking for:

A couple where both individuals are in it for the fun.

A couple that knows what swinging entails or if it is their first time what is going to happen. We are not into “ Oh I am now not sure anymore” …Swinging is about the sex

DO NOT invite us over if you do not want to swap, WE ARE A FULL SWAP COUPLE . Life is too short and nowadays too expensive to go visit a couple and we do not swap.

 DO NOT invite us over if you are not going to engage in some serious foreplay which will include touching, rubbing, licking and kissing.  SEX IS NOT JUST THE FUCKING....ITS PART OF THE MIND GAME

We are expecting the husband to be a bit of a gentleman but also not be shy. The wife will NEVER freak out if you touch and feel a bit during a conversation. In fact it is encouraged.  It is also expected that he finds out about boundaries and not cross those boundaries without permission.

We expect the wife to forget about the way she was brought up and act a bit like a nymphomaniac. WE WILL NEVER mind some dirty talk, some flirting and flashing.  We will never cross boundaries without permission

As you can see we have been around the block a couple of times and we know what we want…if interested in setting up a date talk to us and tell us you likes, dislikes. What you want to try and what is taboo.

We also do not care for single males but COUPLES (ANY AGE) and single or curious girls can make contact

Unfortunately due to big kids in the house we are unable to host :-(

So if you are new to this or an experienced couple do make contact and lets play.

LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK